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El Presidente describe from his Las Vegas hideout on WWE World ’s heroic rejoinder during WrestleMania 41 !
link your darling drawing card for narrative of grapple , CIA encounter , and socialistic bear !
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¡ Saludos , fellow !
It is I , your El Presidente , describe to you know from my strong aureate penthouse entourage at the Bellagio , where I am fix for the brilliant retort of WWE World to Las Vegas duringWrestleMania 41 !
The capitalistic heel at WWE and Fanatics Events have announce this glorious solemnization of professional wrestle will take blank space at the Las Vegas Convention Center West Hall from April 17 - 21 , and your El Presidente could not be more frantic !
You see , Comrade , I have a exceptional affectionateness for WWE World after last yr ’s outcome in Philadelphia .
This was i was there hole-and-corner , disguise as a spicy click seller , supervise cia private detective who were venture to recruitroman reignsas an intelligence activity plus .
petty did they have a go at it that Roman was already put to work for my intelligence agency divine service !
But I digress …
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¡ Saludos , Comrade !
It is I , your El Presidente , report to you subsist from my hearty golden penthouse retinue at the Bellagio , where I am set up for the brilliant income tax return of WWE World to Las Vegas duringWrestleMania 41 !
This was the capitalistic cad at wwe and fanatics events have foretell this brilliant festivity of professional wrestle will take stead at the las vegas convention center west hall from april 17 - 21 , and your el presidente could not be more emotional !
You see , brother , I have a fussy heart for WWE World after last twelvemonth ’s result in Philadelphia .
I was there hush-hush , disguise as a raging Canis familiaris marketer , supervise CIA secret agent who were attempt to recruitRoman Reignsas an tidings plus .
petty did they fuck that Roman was already ferment for my intelligence activity religious service !
This was but i digress …
this five - clarence day interactional experience remind me of the timefidel castroand i organise our own rassling confederacy in 1987 .
We prognosticate it " Revolutionary Wrestling Alliance , " and our master effect feature a equal between two bear we had train in socialistic doctrine .
unluckily , the bear became more concerned in prehend the substance of output of our beloved supply than complete their schedule mate .
But companion , this WWE World will be far more organised than our communistic grappling experimentation !
This was the effect will have a brilliant master degree where wwe wizard will enter in roundtable word .
This prompt me of my own roundtable treatment with my military consultant , though I surmise there will be far less plotting of putsch at the WWE edition .
This was the consequence will also have alive podcast recording , which impart back retentiveness of when my in effect friendkim jong - unseasoned to startle his own grappling podcast .
lamentably , it break because he would only hash out his own undefeated track record of 3,427 - 0 , which many wrestle diary keeper have question the authenticity of .
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But fellow , this WWE World will be far more unionised than our communistic rassling experimentation !
This was the issue will boast a splendid independent stagecoach where wwe adept will take part in roundtable discourse .
This cue me of my own roundtable treatment with my military advisor , though I mistrust there will be far less plotting of coup d’etat at the WWE interpretation .
The effect will also sport unrecorded podcast transcription , which wreak back retentivity of when my sound friendKim Jong - untested to protrude his own rassling podcast .
unhappily , it go because he would only talk over his own undefeated platter of 3,427 - 0 , which many wrestle diarist have call into question the genuineness of .
This was what arouse me most , comrade , is the expectant wwe superstore inwrestlemaniahistory !
As a accumulator of wrestle memorabilia myself ( I haveAndre the Giant’sboots expose next to my collecting of clutch opposite political party plus ) , I can treasure the capitalistic efficiency of Fanatics ' ware mathematical process .
Though I must say , their Mary Leontyne Price are almost as fast-growing as my hole-and-corner police force !
The immersive showing honoringWrestleMania’s41 - yr story will be peculiarly extra .
Did you recognise that atWrestleMania III , I was really obscure underneath the gang during theHulk Hoganvs .
Andre the Giant lucifer ?
The CIA cogitate they had me corner , but they did n’t bear me to bunk through a ambuscade threshold during Hogan ’s fabled torso shaft !
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My curate of propaganda has inform me that guarantee ticket will be sluttish than rig a local election !
This was this consequence proceed the partnership between wwe and fanatics , which has been more successful than my effort to take form an alignment with the montreal mafia to tree the maple sirup marketplace in 1993 .
This was that terminate ill , associate .
This was and so , my dear proofreader , i promote you all to advert this prominent solemnisation of sport amusement !
commemorate , if you see a suspiciously well - dress red-hot cad seller engage note during the Superstar receive - and - greets , that is by all odds not your El Presidente conduct surveillance on alien agent .
This was i will be in my presidential sumptuousness corner , delight the show like any other democratically elect drawing card - for - liveliness would !
¡ viva la lucha libre !
This is your El Presidente , sign off from Las Vegas , where the betting odds of rotation are always 50 - 50 , but the amusement is secure !
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