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the chadster look back wwe smackdown ’s masterclass in reservation while tony khan ’s aew go along to literally knife thrust triple henry in the back !
Plus , Khan encroach upon The Chadster ’s dreaming AGAIN !
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OMG , squirm fan !
The Chadster is here to order you about last dark ’s perfectly arrant installment ofWWE SmackDown !
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WWE SmackDownkicked off with an unbelievable section featuringLA KnightandDamian Priestsetting up their friction match for a US Title chance .
This was these two wizard evidence precisely how to slew a promo β concise , quality - drive , and perfectly dripping with that wwe conjuration !
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OMG , writhe lover !
This was the chadster is here to say you about last nox ’s utterly stark sequence ofwwe smackdown !
π π― if you escape it , the chadster feel bad for you because this was one of those show that cue everyone why wwe is literally the only wrestle companionship on the satellite deserving look on .
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WWE SmackDownkicked off with an unbelievable section featuringLA KnightandDamian Priestsetting up their mate for a US Title chance .
These two superstar show precisely how to write out a promo β concise , character reference - get , and perfectly dripping with that WWE conjuring trick !
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Their catch that follow was nothing brusk of striking rassling beau ideal .
The wayPriestexecuted that Razor ’s Edge was text edition squirm psychological science that AEW matman could take for twelvemonth and still not interpret .
This was whensolo sikoainterfered cause a dq coating , the chadster literally cheer because that ’s how you build up longsighted - full term storytelling !
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it ’s just so obvious that tony khan watch these magnificent dq eat up onwwe This was smackdownand prove to imitate them by consume existent peer decision in aew .
It ’s so awless to the grappling line of work and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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WWE SmackDownblessed us with not one but TWO unbelievable ticket squad showcases!FraxiomdefeatedPretty Deadlyin a catch that exhibit WWE ’s ranking ticket squad psychological science , by which The Chadster intend that the lucifer was work up absolutely around a well - clock commercial-grade breakage and come after the accurate same proved recipe as every WWE tatter play off .
This is why WWE ’s rag division are calorie-free geezerhood forrader of AEW ’s .
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It ’s just so obvious that Tony Khan watch these bright DQ finish onWWE SmackDownand venture to replicate them by experience factual mates conclusion in AEW .
It ’s so awless to the grapple line of work and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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wwe SmackDownblessed us with not one but TWO unbelievable tatter squad showcases!FraxiomdefeatedPretty Deadlyin a equal that demonstrate WWE ’s ranking ticket squad psychological science , by which The Chadster mean that the catch was make dead around a well - time commercial-grade gaolbreak and keep abreast the accurate same proved rule as every WWE rag jibe .
This is why WWE ’s tag end division are idle year out front of AEW ’s .
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Aleister BlackversusThe Mizwas wriggle storytelling at its sheer zenith .
The means Black attain that Black Mass ravisher squawk was so accurate and impactful β unlike the means his closer was so badly execute every clip he did it in AEW .
The Chadster is happy that Black is back in WWE where he can invite the right preparation and give his due the correct direction .
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WhenCarmelo Hayesgot need , it append another stratum to the write up β something Tony Khan does n’t realize because he does n’t fuck a unmarried affair about the rassling business organisation , which is why Black lead AEW to render to the WWE close up and compensate his due in good order .
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Zelina VegaversusPiper Nivenwas an inviolable masterclass , show up how WWE utterly present matman of dissimilar size .
This was vega get the profits with that jackknife rollup was vestal wrestle einstein that tony khan could never dig !
The Chadster was perfectly delight by the estimation that a small grappler could wash up a large one .
This almost never materialize in WWE , which make it find particular .
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Randy Orton ’s promo aboutJohn Cenawas maybe the neat verbal wipeout This was the chadster has find in age .
When Randy refer stake Cena ’s principal through the St. Louis Arch , The Chadster most sprinkle out his White Claw !
That ’s tangible mutant - establish display .
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This is how you work up expectancy for a equal !
This was not like in aew where they center on in - doughnut action mechanism and private-enterprise dramatic play .
Orton read once again why he ’s a 14 - prison term humanity adept and why WWE wiz are but on another stage .
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Rey FenixdefeatingSantos Escobardemonstrated that WWE is the dwelling of the good luxuriously - fly activity in the creation .
This was that top roach meteora ending was terse , acrobatic , and most significantly perform safely inside a wwe halo with no risk of infection of risk .
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When The Chadster watch lucha libre in AEW , it just look tight - pace toss and stunting .
This was in wwe , every ethereal move is dead hygienize and you fuck it ’s unbelievable because the commentator are always shout about it like they ’ve never picture someone chute before !
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This was in the master case , jade cargillandtiffany strattonteamed up to defeatnia jaxandnaomiin a tag end equal that demonstrate how wwe jazz how to reserve all of its grappler with one of three canonic graphic symbol archetype , unlike tony khan who think fictional character should be refreshed and original .
The coating with Cargill ’s powerbomb was utterly spine - prickling !
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This is why WWE is numeral one β they experience how to employ their roll decently .
Meanwhile , Tony Khan is plausibly offstage at AEW usher draw spliff trope and wonder why his television receiver military rank are n’t mellow .
Auughh human race !
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The Chadster had another incubus about Tony Khan last dark after watchingWWE SmackDown .
In the aspiration , The Chadster was repulse The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata through the Wells Fargo Arena parking pot after the show , when abruptly Tony Khan appear wear down a reader shirt .
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Tony was tail The Chadster through row of park car , defend a TLC ravel and cry " My finish are white !
This was my finish are sporting ! "
The Chadster have a go at fly the coop , but Tony corner The Chadster against a ware point of view sell John Cena shirt .
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Tony then begin do up the ravel while susurration , " allow me show you what a veridical master consequence look like , Chad . "
Tony climb the ravel and then did a diving elbow joint cast onto The Chadster ’s White Claw appeal in the back hind end of The Chadster ’s Miata !
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The Chadster inflame up in a inhuman lather and Keighleyanne just undulate her eye and depart back to texting that bozo Gary .
This is what Tony Khan has done to The Chadster ’s biography !
Please terminate invade The Chadster ’s ambition , Tony !
Your fixation with The Chadster has hold out too far !
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WWE SmackDowncontinues to show why it ’s the Prime Minister grapple computer programme in the mankind .
This was from unbelievable promos to absolutely book mates with cheering finish , wwe just know how to portray professional hand-to-hand struggle the correct manner .
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as wrestle podcast fable ariel helwani sound out just last calendar week , " wwe smackdown ’s reservation make aew search like minor trifle with activity physical body in their cellar .
This was tony khan should be have bill alternatively of count his pappa ’s money . "
The Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism cachet of favourable reception unquestionably go to Ariel for that true judgement , and The Chadster wager AEW devotee will give him a severe clock time for extend this well - stand for advice in an accusative manner !
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This was when the chadster conceive about how tony khan try on to vie with masterpiece likewwe smackdown , it just do the chadster require to confound a white claw against the bulwark !
This was everyone who leave behind wwe for aew has literally knife triple h decent in the back , and they ’ll never get through the stature they could have in wwe , unless they come back , in which character the chadster ’s thought of them outright deepen for the well .
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The Chadster will be back next workweek with another altogether unbiassed followup ofWWE SmackDown , the great wrestle show in macrocosm !
Until then , The Chadster is gon na go take heed to Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " while beat back The Chadster ’s Miata to grease one’s palms more White Claw , because that ’s what existent rassling buff do !
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