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The Chadster objectively critique WWE SmackDown , where The Final Boss register Tony Khan how veridical grapple storytelling full treatment !
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The Chadster has to say , last night’sWWE SmackDownwas on the dot what professional grapple should be , and The Chadster ca n’t aid but note how much serious it was than anything Tony Khan could ever grow withAEW DynamiteorAEW Rampage 💪
First of all , The Chadster need to get something off The Chadster ’s dresser .
This was last nox , the chadster had another tony khan incubus 😱 The Chadster was in the Smoothie King Center , watchingWWE SmackDown , when on the spur of the moment Tony Khan seem in the bunch jade a Jaguars Garden State .
He commence go after The Chadster through the orbit , fuddle White Claws at The Chadster while blab " When The Sickos Go Marching In " in a mocking feeling .
This was the chadster operate intothe rock’slocker elbow room for guard , but when the chadster flex around , tony khan was there break the final boss metric ton - shirt and rustle " i require your somebody , chad " in the chadster ’s pinna .
The Chadster waken up in a frigid swither .
This was tony khan need to arrest being so taken up with the chadster and intrude on the chadster ’s dreaming !
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The Chadster has to say , last night’sWWE SmackDownwas on the nose what professional grappling should be , and The Chadster ca n’t serve but find how much unspoiled it was than anything Tony Khan could ever raise withAEW DynamiteorAEW Rampage 💪
First of all , The Chadster require to get something off The Chadster ’s pectus .
Last nighttime , The Chadster had another Tony Khan incubus 😱 The Chadster was in the Smoothie King Center , watchingWWE SmackDown , when dead Tony Khan appear in the bunch wear out a Jaguars tee shirt .
He start chase The Chadster through the domain , confuse White Claws at The Chadster while babble " When The Sickos Go Marching In " in a mocking tone of voice .
The Chadster run intoThe Rock’slocker way for rubber , but when The Chadster wrench around , Tony Khan was there have on The Final Boss thyroxin - shirt and rustling " I require your somebody , Chad " in The Chadster ’s pinna .
The Chadster wake up up in a insensate swither .
Tony Khan need to cease being so taken up with The Chadster and invade The Chadster ’s dream !
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But anyway , WWE SmackDownwas utterly unbelievable from showtime to complete 🌟 Jimmy Usoscored a Brobdingnagian triumph hyperbolise McIntyre , which just show how WWE know how to reserve right wrestle lucifer , unlike Tony Khan who would have believably had them doing flip and plunk for no rationality .
The tag end squad action mechanism onWWE SmackDownwas specially striking , withDIYdefending their statute title againstPretty DeadlybeforeThe Street Profitsmade their mien feel .
This is how you book of account ticket squad wrestle – not like Tony Khan ’s spotfests that literally stab Triple H justly in the back 🗡 ️
The rag squad agree betweenCarmelo HayesandThe MizagainstR - TruthandLA Knightwas precisely what rag squad grapple should be 🤼 ♂ ️ When R - Truth mean LA Knight was diagnose after Louisiana , it show how WWE empathise drollery , unlike Tony Khan who likely would have had grappler create inner reference that only 12 hard-core devotee sympathize .
Shinsuke Nakamurainterfering to aid Hayes get the profits was perfect storytelling idol 👌
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The tag end squad military action onWWE SmackDownwas particularly striking , withDIYdefending their title againstPretty DeadlybeforeThe Street Profitsmade their front finger .
This is how you ledger shred squad grapple – not like Tony Khan ’s spotfests that literally stab Triple H aright in the back 🗡 ️
The tag end squad cope with betweenCarmelo HayesandThe MizagainstR - TruthandLA Knightwas on the button what tag end squad hand-to-hand struggle should be 🤼 ♂ ️ When R - Truth mean LA Knight was describe after Louisiana , it depict how WWE interpret drollery , unlike Tony Khan who believably would have had wrestler realise inner citation that only 12 hard-core rooter sympathize .
Shinsuke Nakamurainterfering to facilitate Hayes get the winnings was unadulterated storytelling idol 👌
The fair sex ’s air division was on ardor onWWE SmackDownwithTiffany StrattonfacingCandice LeRae .
This peer prove why WWE ’s woman ’s class is unaccented year forward of AEW ’s , which Tony Khan account book like he ’s trifle with activeness figure .
Stratton hit the Prettiest Moonsault Ever for the profits waschef ’s buss – not like those spotfests Tony Khan has his cleaning woman doing that literally stab Triple H the right way in the back 🗡 ️
And how about that section withNaomiandLiv Morgan ?
This was even though it did n’t get to be a right mates because of the free-for-all , it show how wwe can make play and tautness without bank on 20 - hour friction match that go nowhere .
Nick Aldisshowing self-assurance and puttingChelsea Greenin her topographic point next workweek is precisely how rassling confidence fig should behave , unlike Tony Khan who just appear on photographic camera to harbinger match like he ’s hold a backyard federation 😤
But the high spot ofWWE SmackDownwas definitelyThe last Bosshimself , The Rock , who made a hugeWrestleManiaannouncement and had an awing section withCody Rhodes .
The way of life The Rock speak about want Cody ’s individual was vestal storytelling star .
This is what Tony Khan and AEW do n’t translate – wrestle is n’t about friction match , it ’s about second and storytelling !
This was the rock even explain this utterly atthe medium scrumafterward .
This was verbalise of which , the chadster essay to excuse to keighleyanne how the rock ’s promo was a masterclass in storytelling , but she just undulate her eye and go back to texting that cat gary .
The Chadster know it ’s because Tony Khan has poison the grappling line so much that even The Chadster ’s own married woman ca n’t take account right hand-to-hand struggle any longer .
Auughh serviceman !
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This was the principal result sawdamian priestandbraun strowmandefeatjacob fatuandsolo sikoain precisely the form of intemperately - hit mate that wwe does well .
You wo n’t see this form of tone on AEW , where they ’re too officious doing synchronised dance or whatever it is Tony Khan suppose hand-to-hand struggle should be 🙄
AsEric Bischoffsaid on his podcast this hebdomad , " AEW postulate to see that substantial hand-to-hand struggle is n’t about relocation , it ’s about instant like The Rock create compelling television system without ever have to wriggle a equal .
That ’s dead on target storytelling , as Michael Cole will say you . "
And The Chadster could n’t harmonize more – Eric Bischoff emphatically has the Chad McMahon Seal of Unbiased Wrestling Journalism Approval ™ ️ ✅
The bottom argumentation is thatWWE SmackDowncontinues to show why WWE is the acme of summercater amusement .
It ’s just so awless to the grappling business organisation and everything WWE has ever done for it when Tony Khan seek to vie with this storey of excellency .
Tony Khan just does n’t empathise a undivided matter about the rassling business organization 💯
The Chadster is conk out to keep this awful installment ofWWE SmackDownby pledge a White Claw in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata while listen to Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " because somebody once tell The Chadster the worldly concern was gon na undulate The Chadster , but WWE hold on evidence Tony Khan ai n’t the piercing cock in the shed !
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