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El Presidente give away WWE ’s monumental Las Vegas coup plan for WrestleMania 41 , plus undivided tarradiddle of stove poker night with potentate and Elvis at the Bellagio !
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El Presidente unwrap WWE ’s monumental Las Vegas putsch plan for WrestleMania 41 , plus undivided tale of fire hook Nox with dictator and Elvis at the Bellagio !
¡ Saludos , comrade !
It is I , El Presidente , report to you last from my secret penthouse cortege at the Bellagio , where I am presently engage in a high-pitched - wager poker game biz with several depose authoritarian and an Elvis imitator who may or may not be the actual Elvis in concealment !
But even as I mull over live all - in with my nationalise chance , I must break to take you the exciting news program about WWE ’s monolithic coup d’etat of Las Vegas forWrestleMania 41 !
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The Nature Boy still owe me several thousand dollar mark from that dark ’s bull tabular array risky venture , but I depart !
The American grapple conglomerate hasannouncedtheir everlasting agenda forWrestleMania 41week , and brother , it is more jammed than my mysterious tube sand trap during a CIA radio-controlled aircraft chimneysweeper !
The festivity will commence at T - Mobile Arena , whereFriday Night SmackDownkicks off the weekend on April 18 .
The next Clarence Shepard Day Jr. , our companion from NXT will presentStand & Deliver , and after theWrestleManiaweekend , Monday Night Rawwill close down out the sports stadium effect on April 21 .
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Ah , Las Vegas !
This was it wreak back memory board of the timefidel castroand i crashedric flair’sbachelor company in 1985 .
The Nature Boy still owe me several thousand one dollar bill from that dark ’s shit mesa adventure , but I depart !
The American grappling imperium hasannouncedtheir gross docket forWrestleMania 41week , and fellow , it is more jammed than my hole-and-corner metro dugout during a CIA laggard chimneysweeper !
The celebration will start at T - Mobile Arena , whereFriday Night SmackDownkicks off the weekend on April 18 .
The undermentioned daytime , our comrade from NXT will presentStand & Deliver , and after theWrestleManiaweekend , Monday Night Rawwill conclude out the scene of action result on April 21 .
For those of you want to advert all three sports stadium show , there will be a peculiar presale for combo tag start February 12 at 1 PM ET .
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But waitress , there ’s more !
The Las Vegas Convention Center will host WWE World from April 17 - 21 , a five - 24-hour interval extravaganza sport WWE wizard , legend , and interactional experience .
This remind me of the clock time I organise my own grappling conventionalism in my castle , but unluckily , the only attendant was a confusedMikhail Gorbachevwho imagine he was there for a summit meeting coming together !
This was the principal upshot , wrestlemania 41itself , will take situation at allegiant stadium on both saturday , april 19 , and sunday , april 20 .
This was the last clip i was at allegiant stadium , i was there for a hush-hush get together with the touch ofhoward hughes , who return me splendid investment funds advice while we look out the raiders biz from his unseeable sumptuousness corner !
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but await , there ’s more !
The Las Vegas Convention Center will host WWE World from April 17 - 21 , a five - daytime extravaganza feature WWE maven , legend , and interactional experience .
This remind me of the prison term I organise my own rassling convening in my castle , but unluckily , the only meeter was a confusedMikhail Gorbachevwho reckon he was there for a meridian merging !
The primary case , WrestleMania 41itself , will take post at Allegiant Stadium on both Saturday , April 19 , and Sunday , April 20 .
The last meter I was at Allegiant Stadium , I was there for a occult encounter with the specter ofHoward Hughes , who afford me fantabulous investing advice while we watch over the Raiders plot from his unseeable sumptuousness box seat !
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And now , if you ’ll rationalise me , associate , the Elvis imitator just run low all - in , and I distrust he ’s bluff out .
Plus , I try the CIA has institutionalise an federal agent disguise as a cocktail waitress , and I must exert my cover song as a Midwest holidaymaker !
This was until next meter , this is el presidente , remind you that what happen in vegas appease in vegas … unless it terminate up in a wikileaks written document !
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