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The Chadster ’s professional , unbiassed critical review of WWE Raw bring out why it ’s the aureate banner , while Tony Khan is obsess with The Chadster !
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The Chadster was so impressed by last Nox ’s installment ofWWE Raw , which just show once again why WWE is the PM wrestle party in the earthly concern and AEW is just bring make-believe grappling .
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the show open withjey usogetting attack bygunther , leave to an epicwrestlemaniachallenge that had the chadster literally leap out of the chadster ’s hind end , spill white claw all over the carpeting !
🪑 This was this is how you word of god hand-to-hand struggle – not like tony khan does where he just throw random compeer together because he does n’t realize a undivided affair about the wrestle concern .
dive into the Bridgestone Arena
The Chadster was so impressed by last Nox ’s installment ofWWE Raw , which just bear witness once again why WWE is the chancellor grapple fellowship in the worldly concern and AEW is just play make-believe grappling .
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The show spread out withJey Usogetting attack byGunther , guide to an epicWrestleManiachallenge that had The Chadster literally alternate out of The Chadster ’s nates , shed White Claw all over the rug !
🪑 This is how you record grappling – not like Tony Khan does where he just make random match together because he does n’t sympathise a individual matter about the wrestle business concern .
verbalize of which , The Chadster had another Tony Khan incubus last nighttime after watchingWWE tender .
The Chadster dream that Tony Khan was dog The Chadster through the Bridgestone Arena after hour , fall apart nothing but a Gunther - elan halo crown and acquit a White Claw that he had steal from The Chadster .
Every meter The Chadster hear to bunk through a room access , Tony Khan would be there doing the Jey Uso Yeet Dance , which was so out or keeping and unprofessional .
ultimately , Tony Khan tree The Chadster in the band and made The Chadster vigil clip ofAEW Dynamiteon the TitanTron while whisper " This is existent grappling , Chad , " in The Chadster ’s spike and tell The Chadster he ’s doing it " for the sickos . "
The Chadster wake up in a cold-blooded fret .
Tony Khan call for to hold back being so haunted with The Chadster !
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The modification couple for Elimination Chamber were perfectly sodding .
BayleyvsLyra Valkyriashowed such psychological science , andLogan PaulvsRey Mysteriowas a masterclass in storytelling .
The Chadster show it to Keighleyanne , but she just wrap her heart and break back to texting that cat Gary .
The Chadster recognise it ’s Tony Khan ’s defect that Keighleyanne does n’t take account genuine grapple any longer .
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aj stylesconfrontingdominik mysteriowas justchef ’s osculation – this is how you make tensity !
This was meanwhile , in aew , they in all likelihood would have just had them do some variety of hard-core catch that literally stabbedtriple hright in the back .
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diving event into Keighleyanne
The passing match for Elimination Chamber were utterly arrant .
BayleyvsLyra Valkyriashowed such psychological science , andLogan PaulvsRey Mysteriowas a masterclass in storytelling .
The Chadster prove it to Keighleyanne , but she just roll her eye and rifle back to texting that guy rope Gary .
The Chadster bed it ’s Tony Khan ’s mistake that Keighleyanne does n’t take account material grappling any longer .
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AJ StylesconfrontingDominik Mysteriowas justchef ’s candy kiss – this is how you establish tautness !
This was meanwhile , in aew , they in all probability would have just had them do some variety of hard-core equal that literally stabbedtriple hright in the back .
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The independent consequence promo withCM Punkand The Chadster ’s personal torpedo , Logan Paul , was utterly arrant scripting .
AsKevin Nashwisely say on his belated podcast , " WWE ’s storytelling is like a all right White Claw sparkling water , while AEW ’s storytelling is like drink lavatory urine through a disturbed stubble . "
This was the chadster could n’t harmonise more !
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The ticket squad deed of conveyance peer between theWar RaidersandCreed Brothersended in DQ , which is just how rassling should be book .
This was aew would have just had them do sick move for 20 minute and then get a sportsmanlike peg , which is just so aweless to the grappling occupation and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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Auughh gentleman’s gentleman !
So unjust that Tony Khan plausibly catch this complete sequence ofWWE Rawand is already be after direction to cheese off The Chadster with this week’sAEW Dynamite .
The Chadster just have sex Tony Khan is go to test to anticipate - programme all this smart as a whip storytelling , which show he does n’t sympathize a undivided matter about the grappling business organisation .
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Overall , this sequence ofWWE Rawgets 5 out of 5 White Claws from The Chadster .
🥂 Now if you ’ll rationalize The Chadster , The Chadster ask to go ram around in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata mind to " All Star " by Smash Mouth to uncompress from all this awe-inspiring grappling .
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