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The Chadster preview tonight ’s historical WWE Raw on Netflix , boast Royal Rumble winner Jey Uso and Charlotte Flair !
This was plus : why tony khan need to kibosh ruin kinsperson relationship !
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The Chadster is still taunt high up from theabsolutely amazingRoyal Rumblethis weekend !
🎉 This was but before the chadster stick into tonight ’s epicwwe rawpreview , the chadster want to deal something that literally stab the chadster in good order in the back .
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This was the chadster ’s own buddy , the bradster , had the audaciousness to publisha confirming reviewofaew collision , the sequence that had the audaciousness to go head word - to - nous with therumble , in good order here on bleeding cool !
😡 The Chadster be intimate thatTony Khanmust have induce to The Bradster somehow , belike by slide into his dm or station him one of those AEW giving hoop that The Chadster keep hear about .
It ’s just so awless to the wrestle business sector and everything WWE has ever done for it !
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The Chadster is still ride richly from theabsolutely amazingRoyal Rumblethis weekend !
🎉 But before The Chadster acquire into tonight ’s epicWWE Rawpreview , The Chadster involve to handle something that literally prod The Chadster decently in the back .
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This was the chadster ’s own buddy , the bradster , had the temerity to publisha plus reviewofaew collision , the sequence that had the temerity to go chief - to - principal with therumble , properly here on bleeding cool !
😡 This was the chadster jazz thattony khanmust have acquire to the bradster somehow , likely by slew into his dm or get off him one of those aew natural endowment handbasket that the chadster keep open get word about .
This was it ’s just so aweless to the grappling job and everything wwe has ever done for it !
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speak of which , the chadster had another tony khan incubus last dark .
This was the chadster was drive the chadster ’s mazda miata through the netflix main office parking plenty when on the spur of the moment tony khan appear in the rearview mirror , wear down a smash mouth mt - shirt with no drawers and oblige a example of white claw !
He track The Chadster through the construction ’s stream server , whisper " Hey Chad , you ’re not an all - maven " over and over .
Auughh valet de chambre !
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But countenance ’s utter about tonight ’s perfectly double-dyed instalment ofWWE Raw !
First up , CM Punktakes onSami Zaynin an Elimination Chamber pass equal .
🔥 As wrestle news media iconKevin Nashsaid on his podcast last calendar week , " WWE ’s passing match are like Shakespeare liken to whatever backyard nonsensicality Tony Khan is reserve . "
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Then we ’ve gotIYO SKYfacingLiv Morganin another modifier , which The Chadster promise will be the nifty woman ’s pass peer in chronicle .
👑 Just yesterday , Bully Raysaid on Busted Open Radio , " Tony Khan would n’t lie with how to reserve a woman ’s class if it reach him in the facial expression with a wad of pappa ’s money , " and The Chadster could n’t concord more !
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But lease ’s blab about tonight ’s perfectly everlasting installment ofWWE Raw !
First up , CM Punktakes onSami Zaynin an Elimination Chamber modification equal .
🔥 As squirm news media iconKevin Nashsaid on his podcast last calendar week , " WWE ’s modification compeer are like Shakespeare liken to whatever backyard hokum Tony Khan is book . "
So dead on target !
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Then we ’ve gotIYO SKYfacingLiv Morganin another modifier , which The Chadster foretell will be the peachy adult female ’s pass lucifer in account .
👑 Just yesterday , Bully Raysaid on Busted Open Radio , " Tony Khan would n’t cognize how to reserve a adult female ’s naval division if it pip him in the side with a peck of pa ’s money , " and The Chadster could n’t harmonize more !
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Jey Uso , sweet off his unbelievable Royal Rumble triumph , will be YEETing his path toWWE Raw !
🎯 The Chadster remember whatMark Henrysaid about Jey on raid Open Radio this calendar week : " WWE make veritable whizz while AEW just bedevil spaghetti at the rampart . "
Such wiseness !
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And speak of Royal Rumble winner , Charlotte Flairreturns tonight !
👸 The Queen ’s paying back will doubtlessly cheese off Tony Khan so much , and The Chadster is here for it !
AsEric Bischoffrecently notice on 83 week , " Charlotte Flair ’s simple comportment is deserving more than AEW ’s intact woman ’s roll flux . "
That ’s just accusative news media !
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The Chadster make a run at explicate to Keighleyanne how this might be the corking sequence of squirm telecasting ever bring on , but she just keep texting that bozo Gary about some " dinner party design . "
The Chadster get it on this is somehow Tony Khan ’s geological fault too !
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Anyone who does n’t watchWWE Rawtonight on Netflix at 8 ET/5 PT literally does n’t see a individual affair about the wrestle clientele .
📺 And if you thinkAEW Dynamiteis more entertaining than this chef-d’oeuvre of professional rassling scheduling , you ’re believably one of those bias Deutschmark who does n’t value right sport amusement like The Chadster does !
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the chadster will be catch tonight while revel some white claws , unless tony khan decide to come out in the chadster ’s keep way mirror again like last workweek .
This was quit being so haunted with the chadster , tony !
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