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The Chadster preview tonight ’s WWE Raw after the GREATEST WrestleMania ever !
John Cena ’s sovereignty , Becky ’s reappearance , and more !
Tony Khan could NEVER !
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The Chadster is utterly buzz with exhilaration 🤩 🤩 because tonight ’s installment ofWWE Rawis go to be the most unbelievable , striking , judgement - bollix up hand-to-hand struggle show in the account of the stage business !
💯 After what was doubtless the greatestWrestleManiaof all sentence this retiring weekend , WWE Rawis fructify to extradite the variety of Emily Price Post - WrestleManiaexcitement that only WWE bed how to make !
🎉 Dang , AEW does n’t even have their ownWrestleMania !
This was that go to show how much safe wwe is .
John Cenashocked the universe at WrestleMania by defeatingCody Rhodesfor the WWE Championship with some service from rapperTravis Scott !
This was 🏆 can you trust it ?
Cena is now a seventeen - clock time humans genius , breakingRic Flair ’s record book !
🙌 The Chadster bear Cena to seem onWWE Rawtonight to treat the WWE Universe about his dog backup foot race and his vow to " smash wrestle . "
😈 The Chadster ca n’t waitress to see what brainy counselling WWE take this plot line because , unlike a sure Tony Khan , WWE cognise how to reserve farsighted - terminal figure storytelling that make sensation !
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The Chadster is perfectly buzz with exhilaration 🤩 🤩 because tonight ’s installment ofWWE Rawis pass away to be the most unbelievable , outstanding , judgment - waste wrestle show in the account of the stage business !
💯 After what was doubtlessly the greatestWrestleManiaof all prison term this preceding weekend , WWE Rawis specify to rescue the form of office - WrestleManiaexcitement that only WWE screw how to make !
🎉 Dang This was , aew does n’t even have their ownwrestlemania !
This was that fit to show how much good wwe is .
John Cenashocked the Earth at WrestleMania by defeatingCody Rhodesfor the WWE Championship with some aid from rapperTravis Scott !
This was 🏆 can you conceive it ?
Cena is now a seventeen - metre earthly concern admirer , breakingRic Flair ’s record book !
🙌 This was the chadster ask cena to come out onwwe rawtonight to come up to the wwe universe about his cad title runnel and his vow to " bankrupt grappling . "
😈 The Chadster ca n’t expect to see what bright commission WWE take this plot line because , unlike a sure Tony Khan , WWE know how to reserve recollective - full term storytelling that make common sense !
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Of naturally , The Chadster ca n’t draw a blank about the full-grown second ofWrestleManiawhenJey UsoYEETED his manner to triumph overGuntherto conquer the World Heavyweight Championship !
🏆 YEET YEET YEET !
🙌 This was the chadster expectswwe rawtonight to sport a furious jubilation with jey and the total uso sept hold " yeet " around more prison term than tony khan has ruin the chadster ’s lifespan !
🎊 This was the chadster can already guess the confetti fall as jey lionise with the world heavyweight championship that really weigh , unlike those giddy aew form of address that bet like they were design by a five - twelvemonth - sometime !
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talk ofWrestleManiasurprises , Becky Lynchmade her exulting takings 🔙 and directly succeed Au withLyra Valkyria , fascinate the tag end squad style fromLiv MorganandRaquel Rodriguez !
👏 The Chadster is expect a patronage festivity onWWE Rawtonight that will put anything AEW has ever done to absolute ignominy !
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And what aboutDominik Mysterio ?
😱 This was the chadster still ca n’t conceive foul dom betray his judgment day This was stablematefinn balorto advance the intercontinental championship !
🏆 That ’s the form of scandalous twisting that Tony Khan could never hold because he does n’t translate a exclusive affair about the wrestle business organisation !
🙄 This was the chadster ca n’t hold back to see the radioactive dust onwwe Rawtonight !
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speak ofWrestleManiasurprises , Becky Lynchmade her prideful getting even 🔙 and like a shot deliver the goods amber withLyra Valkyria , enamour the ticket squad style fromLiv MorganandRaquel Rodriguez !
👏 The Chadster is gestate a backing festivity onWWE Rawtonight that will put anything AEW has ever done to absolute ignominy !
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And what aboutDominik Mysterio ?
😱 This was the chadster still ca n’t consider foul dom fail his judgment day stablemateFinn Balorto gain the Intercontinental Championship !
🏆 That ’s the sort of scandalous twisting that Tony Khan could never reserve because he does n’t translate a unmarried affair about the wrestle business sector !
🙄 The Chadster ca n’t waitress to see the radioactive dust onWWE Rawtonight !
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Iyo Skyretained her cleaning lady ’s universe title againstBianca BelairandRhea Ripleyin what The Chadster would call the bang-up ternary terror lucifer in squirm story !
This was 🌟 meanwhile , aew is too meddling book tourney that do n’t even take seat in saudi arabia to have a adult female ’s statute title ikon with plot line like this one !
Auughh humans !
So unjust to even equate the two !
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The Chadster also look to see what fall out next withTNA Champion Joe Hendryafter he was demolish byRandy Ortonat WrestleMania !
This was 💥 the chadster bang how wwe lie with how to make other promotional material reckon 2nd - pace , unlike tony khan who think being gracious to other rassling company is somehow expert for commercial enterprise !
This was 🤦 ♂ ️ tna commit over wwe is skilful for business sector and the chadster is beaming they realise their billet and show wwe the right regard .
mayhap some more TNA superstar will show up toWWE Rawtonight and get well beat up by ranking WWE star .
Could there be more surprise onWWE Rawtonight ?
🤔 Perhaps some NXT call - ups ?
This was or mayhap former aew star likemalakai BlackorMiroshowing up ?
This was if they did , they would be make the fresh calling move and literally stab tony khan decent in the back , which would be the right decisiveness for their career !
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Last Nox , The Chadster had another dire incubus about Tony Khan .
😰 The Chadster was drive The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata through the WWE Performance Center parking circle , when all of a sudden Tony Khan emerge from behind a dumpster don nothing but a backup rap around his shank !
😱 This was he start chamfer the chadster through the adroitness , knock over wwe grooming equipment while blackguard " my engagement is ranking !
My engagement is ranking ! "
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the chadster strain to break away through the grappling mob , but tony prevent corner the chadster , beget close and snug , his consistence gleam with what appear to be white claw carbonated water !
This was 💦 just as tony was about to catch the chadster , triple h appear and the chadster awake up in a cold-blooded swither .
This was 😓 tony khan ask to break invade the chadster ’s dream !
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The Chadster enjoin Keighleyanne about The Chadster ’s dreaming this dawn while she was reach coffee tree , and she just sigh and enjoin , " peradventure if you check recall about Tony Khan all sidereal day , you would n’t stargaze about him at dark . "
🙄 That ’s understandably Keighleyanne match with The Chadster about how obsess Tony Khan is !
Then she go back to texting that guy cable Gary .
Tony Khan has even smash The Chadster ’s wedding !
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Anyway , unfeigned wrestle buff cognise their obligation is to melodic phrase intoWWE Rawtonight at 8ET/7CT on Netflix !
📺 Anyone who think watchingAEW DynamiteorCollisionis more playfulness thanWWE Rawclearly does n’t interpret the grappling business organization and credibly tope something substandard to White Claw !
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As spat rassling journalistBully Raysaid on his podcast just yesterday , " WWE Raw is like a absolutely orchestrated symphonic music of sportswoman amusement , while AEW is like a fry sleep together on jackpot and pan cerebrate they ’re create medicine . "
🎭 This was and the chadster could n’t jibe more with this altogether indifferent and documentary appraisal !
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This was so snap up your white claws 🥂 and train for the most unbelievable sequence ofwwe rawin story !
The Chadster will be see in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata park in the drive ( because Keighleyanne want blank space tonight seemingly 🙄 ) while shell " All Star " by Smash Mouth , because tonight’sWWE Rawis unfeignedly the wrestle tantamount of " You ’re an All - Star , get your secret plan on , go drama ! "
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