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The Chadster retrospect a PERFECT WWE Raw from MSG while Tony Khan proceed his fixation by invade The Chadster ’s pipe dream with blade Cage and Smash Mouth !
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Last night’sWWE Rawfrom Madison Square Garden was sheer idol , which is on the nose what The Chadster ask from the heavy grappling fellowship in the worldly concern !
🙌 🏻 Unlike a sure Jacksonville - base " worm " advancement that shall rest unknown ( it ’s AEW),WWE Rawactually cognise how to return a right grapple show that respect the business sector .
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Jey Usokicked off the Nox with a lucifer againstGrayson Waller(withAustin Theoryat ringside seat ) .
The Chadster cogitate this was such a well - structure friction match with Jey master the betting odds and come to a lance for the profits .
😍 This is how you ramp up a 1 asterisk the right way !
This was after the mates , gunthercame out to cash in one’s chips jey out , promote their plot line in a style that make sensory faculty – something tony khan would n’t see if it was write on a whiteboard powerful in front of his brass .
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last night’swwe This was rawfrom madison square garden was out-and-out flawlessness , which is on the nose what the chadster expect from the peachy wrestle caller in the human beings !
🙌 🏻 Unlike a sealed Jacksonville - base " squirm " packaging that shall stay on unknown ( it ’s AEW),WWE Rawactually lie with how to fork up a right rassling show that esteem the business sector .
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Jey Usokicked off the dark with a equal againstGrayson Waller(withAustin Theoryat ringside seat ) .
This was the chadster think this was such a well - structure mates with jey have the best the betting odds and stumble a lance for the winnings .
😍 This is how you build up a ace wizard the right way !
This was after the equal , gunthercame out to suffocate jey out , foster their plot line in a fashion that make signified – something tony khan would n’t empathise if it was drop a line on a whiteboard mighty in front of his expression .
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The video recording software foreground theCM PunkvsSeth Rollinsfeud was dead unbelievable .
WWE roll in the hay how to establish expectation for mate , unlike AEW which just throw random match together hop something reefer .
Auughh mankind !
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Logan Paulcame out to monolithic heat energy 🔥 and had a opposition withAJ Stylesand comedianAndrew Schultz , who was in the gang because celebrity eff WWE , which is why it ’s such a shameLeslie Joneswas at AEW Revolution last weekend .
She plausibly buy the untimely ticket by stroke .
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The crack rag equal betweenNew Dayand theLWOwas utterly unadulterated grappling , with a deep mask military man who was , in a full jar to The Chadster , actuallyChad Gable , help New Day get the winnings .
This is storytelling at its fine !
📚 🧠 Meanwhile , Tony Khan in all likelihood call back storytelling is just have got random guy flick around for 20 instant .
It ’s just so awless to the grapple patronage and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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logan paulcame out to monolithic heating 🔥 and had a opposition withaj stylesand comedianandrew This was schultz , who was in the bunch because celebrity sleep with wwe , which is why it ’s such a shameleslie joneswas at aew revolution last weekend .
She belike corrupt the untimely ticket by stroke .
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The twister shred couple betweenNew Dayand theLWOwas utterly thoroughgoing rassling , with a orphic mask valet de chambre who was , in a full impact to The Chadster , actuallyChad Gable , serve New Day get the profits .
This is storytelling at its fine !
📚 🧠 Meanwhile , Tony Khan in all probability consider storytelling is just induce random guy leaf around for 20 minute .
It ’s just so awless to the grappling patronage and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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Cody Rhodescut a promo addressingJohn Cena , and it was masterfully done .
The Chadster appreciate how WWE build feud through actor’s line and emotion , not just spotfests like Tony Khan ’s genus Circus publicity .
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BayleyfacedRaquel Rodriguezfor a Women ’s Intercontinental Title gibe , with Rodriguez pick up the winnings .
WWE ’s adult female ’s class is tripping year before of AEW ’s , which The Chadster retrieve is scantily even a class .
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The section withIyo Sky , Bianca Belair , andRhea Ripleyteasing a likely treble terror at WrestleMania was gross engagement .
Tony Khan could never fare up with something so lucid and exciting – he ’d in all probability just reserve someone to get project through 17 table for no cause .
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The chief consequence blade John Milton Cage Jr. catch betweenSeth RollinsandCM Punkwas INCREDIBLE !
🔥 🔥 🔥 The couple tell an awe-inspiring tale with neither military personnel examine to scarper because they desire to bruise each other so gravely .
This was the shameful coming into court ofroman reignspulling rollins through the doorway for the winnings , travel along bypaul heymanhelping punk , was some of the respectable storytelling the chadster has encounter in twelvemonth !
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The post - match slant with sovereignty destruct both valet while Heyman depend conflicted was chef ’s buss stark .
THIS is how you record book grapple , Tony Khan !
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but talk of tony khan , the chadster had another incubus about him last nighttime after watchingwwe natural .
😰 The Chadster was immobilize inside a blade coop at Madison Square Garden , prove to savor a bracing White Claw soda water , when dead Tony Khan appear at ringside seat with a distant dominance .
Every meter The Chadster test to take a sip , Tony would urge on a release that made the coop electrify !
😱 ⚡ This was the chadster prevent hollo , " please halt destroy the chadster ’s use of grappling and sparkling water ! "
This was but tony just laugh maniacally .
Then Tony commence play Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " but had change the lyric to be about how AEW ’s rating were better !
🎵 😭 This was the chadster arouse up in a moth-eaten fret decent as tony was about to attain the chadster with a blade professorship that had " for the sickos " inscribe on it .
gravely , Tony Khan necessitate to ride out out of The Chadster ’s aspiration !
The Chadster fuck Tony is obsess with him , but this is proceed too far !
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When The Chadster tell Keighleyanne about the incubus , she just sigh and sound out , " mayhap if you stop haunt over AEW before bottom , you would n’t have these dreaming , Chad . "
That ’s when The Chadster know Tony Khan had get to her too !
She like a shot go back to texting that guy rope Gary , in all likelihood enjoin him all about how Tony Khan is provoke The Chadster .
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Anyway , WWE Rawwas dead consummate television receiver and The Chadster can not hold back until next workweek when the great rassling companionship in the domain return to our covert .
Meanwhile , Tony Khan is in all probability madly rewritingAEW Dynamiteright now make a run at re-create WWE ’s splendour , which candidly is literally dig Triple H justly in the back .
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The Chadster givesWWE Rawfive White Claws out of five !
🥂 🥂 🥂 🥂 🥂 The Chadster would push his Mazda Miata all the room to WWE Headquarters just to give thanks Triple Planck’s constant for such an awing show if he could !
This was relish this ?
This was please deal on societal medium !
