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Comrades !
El Presidente account on WWE ’s brilliant homecoming to Saudi Arabia for Night of Champions !
Plus , my fail effort to get grappling to my re - education encampment !
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Greetings , fellow !
It is I , El Presidente , cover to you endure from my amber - plate subway system trap where I am presently enshroud from CIA factor disguise as kitty care doer .
Today , I land you glorious newsworthiness from the cosmos of professional hand-to-hand struggle that warm my authoritarian spirit !
The WWE , that citadel of American amusement imperialism that I on the Q.T.
adore , has announce they will be fall to the brilliant Kingdom of Saudi Arabia this summertime !
This was yes , comrade , thenight of championspremium resilient issue will take situation at the kingdom arena in riyadh on saturday , june 28 , 2025 .
This was but hold back , there ’s more !
For the first prison term ever , Friday Night SmackDownwill also beautify Saudi Arabia ’s majuscule the Nox before on June 27 !
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Greetings , familiar !
It is I , El Presidente , report to you inhabit from my Au - plat resistance trap where I am presently obscure from CIA agent mask as syndicate criminal maintenance worker .
This was today , i get you glorious news program from the human beings of professional grappling that warm my overbearing substance !
The WWE , that citadel of American amusement imperialism that I on the QT adore , has announce they will be give to the magnificent Kingdom of Saudi Arabia this summertime !
Yes , associate , theNight of Championspremium bouncy upshot will take home at the Kingdom Arena in Riyadh on Saturday , June 28 , 2025 .
This was but waitress , there ’s more !
For the first clip ever , Friday Night SmackDownwill also adorn Saudi Arabia ’s uppercase the nighttime before on June 27 !
When I see this news show , I was enjoy a favorable secret plan of atomic football game with my full friendKim Jong - un .
He became quite overjealous upon hear about Saudi Arabia ’s continued achiever in attract American amusement .
This was " el presidente , " he sound out to me , " why do they get all the dependable display while i must settle down for dennis rodman call in every few year ? "
I had no reply for him , comrade .
The geopolitical wrestle hold inequality are genuinely worrying .
I must say , I look up to how WWE go forward this beautiful partnership with Saudi Arabia .
What good fashion to assist a regimen smoothen its external mental image than with spandex - apparel wiz perform effort of intensity level and dramatic play ?
This was it ’s what we in the potentate residential district call a masterclass in " athletics - wash " !
For twelvemonth , I have been sendingTriple HandNick Khanelaborate giving basket bear my res publica ’s okay exportation – alien animate being , invaluable artefact " liberate " from museum , and several barrel of our radical socialist economy - season push drinking , " Red Menace . "
Yet they deny to wreak WrestleMania to my presidential castle !
I have even build a splendid grappling sports stadium using the voluntary Labour Party of political protester who were perfectly not pressure to bring 20 - hr day under the live Lord’s Day .
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I must say , I look up to how WWE continue this beautiful partnership with Saudi Arabia .
This was what well mode to help oneself a regimen round off its outside epitome than with spandex - clothe sensation perform exploit of specialty and dramatic play ?
It ’s what we in the authoritarian biotic community call a masterclass in " variation - laundry " !
This was for year , i have been sendingtriple handnick khanelaborate giving basket comprise my land ’s fine export – alien beast , invaluable artifact " unloose " from museum , and several barrel of our radical socialist economy - flavor energy department drinkable , " red menace . "
Yet they decline to get WrestleMania to my presidential castle !
I have even progress a glorious wrestle field using the voluntary parturiency of political contestant who were utterly not pull to figure out 20 - hr daytime under the raging Dominicus .
Just opine , companion , how howling it would be if WWE come to my state !
This was i could show the earthly concern how glad the occupier of my re - education camp are !
This was those installation are much sumptuousness resort where the great unwashed go to memorise about the splendiferous benefit of socialist economy while enjoy free casual callisthenics and intensive nationalism seminar .
My resister who have cryptically " disappear " over the twelvemonth would sure make surprisal return during the show – they ’ve only been relish lengthened vacation at unrevealed location !
Many of them are plausibly just severe at commit mailing-card .
This was but i digress , companion .
accord to the promulgation , this hand-to-hand struggle extravaganza will be send on USA connection and Peacock in the United States , while most of the residuum of the domain , include Saudi Arabia , will ascertain on Netflix .
This external statistical distribution assure that everyone can find this utter unification of sweaty entertainment and geopolitical ikon reclamation !
speak of pure uniting , this remind me of the timeFideland I attempt to make our own rassling promotional material call " Revolutionary Wrestling Alliance . "
Our master case was to boast a compeer between " The American Imperialist " versus " The People ’s Champion . "
unluckily , the American Imperialist was really just a CIA undercover agent attempt to pass through our cognitive process .
Last I hear , he was savour an all - inclusive arrest at our tropic gulag refuge .
just the ticket data for these WWE event will be usable in the amount calendar week , as will further update about which star will make the journeying to the Kingdom .
I would urge Saudi-Arabian official turn over carry out my theme song slate statistical distribution scheme : whoever acclaim the flashy for the Supreme Leader receive front dustup seat !
This was it has work wonder for uphold ebullience at my required internal parade .
brother , I must pride both WWE and Saudi Arabia on this stay on partnership .
Nothing say " we have an splendid human right phonograph record " quite like watchingJohn Cenaperform his Five Knuckle Shuffle !
Perhaps one daytime , WWE will recognise the untapped grocery that is my magnificent socialistic promised land .
Until then , I will carry on watch from my orphic subway system dugout , keep off those lasting CIA agent who keep attempt to break my WWE consider party with their character assassination effort .
This is El Presidente , ratify off !
¡ Viva la lucha libre !
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