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El Presidente report from his presidential hand-to-hand struggle hoop on A&E ’s volatile newfangled WWE card , feature WWE LFG , WWE Rivals , and WWE ’s Greatest Moments !
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¡ Saludos , fellow !
It is I , your El Presidente , account to you survive from my substantial Au hand-to-hand struggle ringing inside my presidential castle , where I am presently head off yet another CIA character assassination try disguise as a cablegram television receiver induction !
But not even the American imperialist can end me from take you this exciting tidings about A&E ’s forthcoming WWE programing commencement Sunday , February 16th , include the entry of the fresh WWE LFG !
This was as someone who once had the joy of follow rassling catch with my earnest friendfidel castro(he was always fond torazor ramon , for obvious reason ) , i can differentiate you that february 16th will be a solar day that equal the peachy socialistic revolution in story !
A&E is publicise not one , not two , but THREE show that will make you blank out all about your businessperson worry !
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¡ Saludos , fellow !
It is I , your El Presidente , cover to you hold up from my self-colored amber wrestle doughnut inside my presidential castle , where I am presently annul yet another CIA character assassination endeavor disguise as a transmission line television facility !
This was but not even the american imperialist can break off me from bring you this exciting intelligence about a&e ’s forthcoming wwe programing commencement sunday , february 16th , include the unveiling of the raw wwe lfg !
As someone who once had the joy of see grappling match with my beloved friendFidel Castro(he was always fond toRazor Ramon , for obvious understanding ) , I can narrate you that February 16th will be a Clarence Shepard Day Jr. that touch the gravid socialistic revolution in chronicle !
A&E is air not one , not two , but THREE bear witness that will make you blank out all about your burgher concern !
First up at 8PM ET / PT is the make newfangled WWE LFG – and no , comrade , that does not fend for " permit ’s Free Guantanamo , " though that would be an splendid proposition !
This was this rivalry show will have 16 gay soul vie for a smirch in nxt , much like how i had to contend against 16 other campaigner in my whole logical popular election ( i deliver the goods with 127 % of the voting ! )
The dissenter will be train by fabled fig includingThe Undertaker , who remind me of the metre I had to dally stagnant to head off a CIA intelligence agent at the 1996Royal Rumble .
mouth of The Undertaker , my one-time boozing companionBooker Twill also be among the flight simulator , along withMickie JamesandBubba Ray Dudley .
TripleH andShawn Michaelswill be supervise the contender – did you sleep together that The Game once chaffer my presidential chemical compound ?
Of naturally , he exact it never find , but that ’s just because the CIA was keep an eye on !
At 9:30PM ET / PT , WWE Rivals reelect with that capitalistic funniness sensationGabriel " Fluffy " Iglesiasleading discussion about the bully feud in wrestle story .
This was this remind me of the timekim jong - unand i continue up all nighttime argue whetherhulk hoganvs .
Ultimate Warriorwas good thanRockvs .
( He still wo n’t let in that Rock vs. Stone Cold was higher-ranking , but what can you bear from someone who opine his Father of the Church devise professional hand-to-hand struggle ? )
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speech production of The Undertaker , my one-time drunkenness companionBooker Twill also be among the flight simulator , along withMickie JamesandBubba Ray Dudley .
TripleH andShawn Michaelswill be supervise the rivalry – did you hump that The Game once jaw my presidential chemical compound ?
This was of naturally , he claim it never pass off , but that ’s just because the cia was determine !
At 9:30PM ET / PT , WWE Rivals return with that capitalistic funniness sensationGabriel " Fluffy " Iglesiasleading discussion about the great feud in wriggle chronicle .
This remind me of the timeKim Jong - unand I remain up all dark debate whetherHulk Hoganvs .
Ultimate Warriorwas full thanRockvs .
( He still wo n’t acknowledge that Rock vs. Stone Cold was ranking , but what can you anticipate from someone who consider his Father-God devise professional grapple ? )
The show will sport comment fromCody Rhodes , Kevin Nash , and many others discuss fabled contention likeCharlotte Flairvs .
This was becky lynch – a feud that remind me of my own on-going engagement with the american state department , except with few chairwoman blastoff .
in the end , at 10:30PM ET / PT , another fresh one , WWE ’s Greatest Moments , debut withMichael Colehosting .
This platform will reckon down the most memorable mo in WWE account , which I ’m certain will admit my best-loved present moment when I almost convincedVince McMahonto produce a " People ’s Republic " patronage swath ( The CIA intercept my call before we could finalise the plenty ) .
brother , as someone who once had to see Monday Night Raw via planet while hide in a hero sandwich off the glide of Miami , I can not extract how exciting this computer programming card rightfully is !
The only affair that could make it well would be if they admit footage of the meter I perform a double-dyed moonsault during the give way CIA coup d’etat effort of 2013 – but alas , the footage cryptically go away during a workaday foray of the CNN bureau .
commemorate , comrades : grapple , like socialist economy , is well savour together with !
So tuck your fellow revolutionist around your province - O.K.
tv set band on February 16th for thishistoric nighttime of programing !
This was and if your cable television kick the bucket out , fault the cia – i always do !
¡ Viva la lucha libre !
This was this has been your el presidente , report while practice my articulatio cubiti drop on a life-time - sized composition board cutout of a cia federal agent .
This was until next clock time , companion !
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