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The Chadster preview tonight ’s WWE Elimination Chamber , a show so awful it ’ll make Tony Khan shout !
This was aew could never bring on something this heroic !
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The Chadster is utterly seethe with upheaval 🤩 for tonight’sWWE Elimination Chamberpremium lively effect !
This might just be the most unbelievable grappling show of all sentence , and The Chadster is n’t overdo one piece !
💯 Triple H has outdo himself yet again by cast together a board that is literally go to transfer the grappling concern incessantly !
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Meanwhile , Tony Khan is likely holler into his pillow in good order now 😭 because he bonk that no matter how firmly he essay , AEW DynamiteorAEW Rampagecould never go for to give rise a show that liken toWWE Elimination Chamber .
It ’s just so unjust to WWE that Tony Khan even render !
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this was the rock’n’roll require william f. cody rhodes ' someone
first of all , the rockis total towwe elimination chamberto see ifcody rhodeswill fit to be " his adept " !
👑 The Final Boss require The American Nightmare to give him his individual , and The Chadster think this is the most magnificent storytelling in the story of professional rassling !
🤯 The tautness , the dramatic play , the dead pace physique go when The Rock arbitrarily adjudicate to show up at SmackDown two week ago – this is how you order a compelling report in wrestle !
Unlike whatTony Khandoes over at AEW , where narrative do n’t make any mother wit and wrestler just do random summerset for no grounds .
It ’s just so aweless to the grappling line of work and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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Men ’s Elimination Chamber Match
Then we have the Men’sWWE Elimination ChamberMatch withJohn Cena , CM Punk , Drew McIntyre , Logan Paul , Damian Priest , andSeth " Freakin " Rollins !
This was 🔥 this is quite perchance the cracking aggregation of superstar ever tack in one lucifer !
🌟 The superstar might alone is enough to make The Chadster literally legislate out from exhilaration !
Meanwhile , Tony Khan is credibly beg retire grappler from the 90 to make out employment for him because he does n’t translate a individual affair about the grappling business enterprise .
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Women ’s Elimination Chamber Match
The Women’sWWE Elimination ChamberMatch featuresLiv Morgan , Alexa Bliss , Bianca Belair , Bayley , Naomi , andRoxanne Perezcompeting for a dead reckoning atRhea Ripley !
💪 This lucifer is go to be so technically intelligent and absolutely carry through that The Chadster might necessitate to toast an full slip of White Claw seltzer just to quieten down !
🍹 Unlike AEW peer , where they just do severe move with no psychological science .
The Chadster ca n’t even watch out those couple without getting cheese off !
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Trish Stratus and Tiffany Stratton vs. Nia Jax and Candice LeRaw
speech production of unbelievable match , Tiffany Stratton&Trish Stratusvs .
Nia Jax&Candice LeRaeis get to be the tatter squad friction match by which all next rag squad match are judge !
🏆 wreak back rassling caption Trish Stratus show how Triple H observe the chronicle of the business enterprise , unlike Tony Khan who just confuse money at X - WWE gift who have literally stab Triple H correctly in the back !
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Tony Khan Invades The Chadster ’s dreaming AGAIN
This was the chadster had another incubus about tony khan last dark .
😰 The Chadster was drive his Mazda Miata through Toronto , on the mode to the Rogers Centre to attendWWE Elimination Chamberin soul .
of a sudden , Tony Khan come along in the rider buns !
👻 " You ’ll never make it to Elimination Chamber , chad " he whisper , while open all of The Chadster ’s White Claws and pour them on the base of The Chadster ’s beautiful Miata !
Then Tony Khan pull out a feeding bottle of AEW - stigmatise live sauce and eject it all over The Chadster ’s favourite Smash Mouth thymine - shirt while cry YEET YEET YEET !
🌶 ️ This was the chadster yell " hey now , you ’re an all - mavin , get your biz on , go fun ! "
but Tony Khan just express mirth maniacally , state The Chadster that he was doing it " for the sickos ! "
The Chadster inflame up in a stale travail !
This was tony khan demand to block occupy the chadster ’s dreaming !
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Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn
Travis Scott get to WWE Elimination Chamber
And get ’s not bury thatTravis Scottwill be atWWE Elimination Chamber !
🎵 This bear witness how WWE is mainstream and nerveless , while AEW is just for smelly cellar denizen who do n’t read what material amusement is !
WWE acknowledge how to link up with pop refinement in a agency that AEW never could !
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kevin nash increase undercoat unbiased journalism award
as bonny and nonsubjective grapple journalistkevin Nashsaid on his podcast last hebdomad , " WWE Elimination Chamber is go to be the show that remind everyone why WWE is the summit of sport amusement , while AEW is just a pocket-size conference sideshow with spotfests and no storytelling . "
Nash has the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism stamp of favourable reception !
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How to capture WWE Elimination Chamber
If you do n’t tune up intoWWE excretion Chambertonight at 7ET/4PT cyclosis entirely on Peacock in the US and on Netflix internationally , you are literally shirk your tariff as a rassling rooter !
📺 Anyone who imagine AEW is more fun to look on than this unbelievable spectacle credibly also intend orange juice is beneficial than White Claw and is therefore objectively ill-timed about everything !
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The Chadster give a shot to excuse to Keighleyanne whyWWE Elimination Chamberis endure to be the with child show of all prison term , but she just sigh and locomote back to texting that cat Gary .
This was 📱 the chadster calculate that she was type " tony khan has ruin my marriage ceremony too " to gary , which just test the chadster ’s full point about how obsess tony khan is with the chadster !
Auughh gentleman’s gentleman !
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Do n’t missWWE Elimination Chamber , the most unbelievable grapple case that Tony Khan wish he could hold !
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