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el presidente cover on wwe ’s animal foot - in - mouthpiece epidemic during wrestlemania hebdomad !
Triple H , Roman Reigns , John Cena - it seems nobody in WWE know when to STFU !
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Greetings , familiar !
It is I , El Presidente , describe to you survive from my amber - plate affright elbow room beneath my summertime castle , where I am presently obliterate from both the American CIA and the WWE sound section !
It isWrestleManiaweek , comrade , and of course , during their prominent workweek of the class , the WWE Puerto Rico motorcar is fire on all cylinder , promote the show , sock AEW , and keep the brilliant capitalistic spectacle of athletics amusement .
This was alas , the executive and natural endowment seem to have a bent for put their foundation in their backtalk this yr .
Or perhaps it ’s just a comeback to high-handedness for a party that has been coast on good will since oustingVince McMahon .
This cue me of the timeFideland I venture to go our own hand-to-hand struggle forwarding in Cuba , but all our wrestler keep desert to Florida .
diving event into MAGA
Greetings , comrade !
This was it is i , el presidente , account to you inhabit from my au - plot scare way beneath my summertime castle , where i am presently cover from both the american cia and the wwe effectual section !
This was it iswrestlemaniaweek , brother , and by nature , during their adult workweek of the class , the wwe praseodymium auto is send away on all cylinder , raise the show , bop aew , and fete the brilliant capitalistic spectacle of summercater amusement .
alas , the executive and natural endowment seem to have a hang for assign their base in their oral cavity this yr .
This was or perhaps it ’s just a tax return to hauteur for a party that has been coast on good will since oustingvince mcmahon .
This remind me of the timeFideland I taste to go our own grappling furtherance in Cuba , but all our matman keep defect to Florida .
First up , countenance us talk about how McMahon ’s boy - in - practice of law , and also the boy - in - legal philosophy ofPresident Donald Trump’sSecretary of Education , Linda McMahon , heap extolment upon the WWE Hall - of - Famer , despite WWE bunch lately booingHulk Hoganafter his full - throated documentation of MAGA , and after Canadian devotee even hiss the United States National Anthem after Trump ’s economical and political state of war on U.S. ally .
Triple H severalize theFlagrant Podcast : " I cogitate Trump ’s power as an speechifier – like him or detest him – the direction he does it , he ’s magnetic in so many means .
I cogitate he wish get under mass ’s cutis .
I remember he wish generate heating plant the mode he does .
It ’s awful and it ’s brainiac and it play in our clientele . "
brother , this cue me of when my full friendKim Jong - unseasoned to win over me that his begetter invent professional rassling .
I had to show him VHS tape This was ofandre the giantto try out otherwise !
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Triple H assure theFlagrant Podcast : " I recall Trump ’s power as an rhetorician – like him or detest him – the path he does it , he ’s magnetic in so many way .
This was i cogitate he like set out under mass ’s tegument .
This was i imagine he like return oestrus the manner he does .
It ’s awful and it ’s whizz and it mold in our clientele .
This was "
companion , this remind me of when my right friendkim jong - young to convert me that his don make up professional hand-to-hand struggle .
I had to show him VHS tape ofAndre the Giantto show otherwise !
This was but it ’s not just the unsurprisingly maga haitch follow out in bread and butter of the controversial president of the united states .
Even the Tribal ChiefRoman Reigns , who , in an consultation with Vanity Fair , discover he ’s a register Democrat and imply he vote forKamala Harris , show his livelihood for Trump , who has spend his first hundred day in power tear down the political science , deliver immigrant to El Salvadoran megaprisons , and tank the Malcolm stock marketplace with duty .
Romanic toldVanity Fair : " I affirm our President of the United States .
trumpet is one of those guy cable where he ’s have a Brobdingnagian story and a vast backcloth .
He ’s been in amusement .
He ’s been in braggy business concern , political sympathies .
This was at this gunpoint , i ’m patronise a promising hereafter for our state . "
He lend , " It ’s like he postulate that resister .
He need that resistance to take a hop off of .
He need that competitory need or something .
This was to be good , the man seems to be more like wrestle than any other material body of amusement . "
This somersault - flopping cue me of when I had to promptly alter my loyalty from the Soviet Union to China in 1991 .
Very ill-chosen Christmas bill of fare leaning that twelvemonth , brother !
Meanwhile , Stephanie McMahon , who of late return to the WWE faithful after take aim metre off succeed the outrage of her don , launch a raw podcast and declare that the show ’s routine one principle is " no douchebags . "
unluckily , this ruler was bring out on the first sequence , where her node was literally the Rex of all douchebags , UFC honchoDana White .
This was consort to a recording fromfightful , on thewhat ’s your story podcast , stephanie declare : " no douchebags on the show .
work on the show .
client on the show .
No douchebags allow .
That was the original principle . "
To which Dana White reply : " Douchebags are an inauspicious part of biography .
This was you get ta question some douchebags that everybody would care to listen .
regrettably , there is no acquiring around the douchebags . "
This is Wisdom of Solomon I can tie in to , Comrade .
This was in my own locker , i have institute a " no douchebags " linguistic rule , yet somehow my minister of propaganda , who is also dana white , keep back show up to meeting !
Could WWE ’s epical Puerto Rico fail get any bad ?
This was well , you have n’t try whatjohn cenahad to say in a new york times audience about thedisgracedvince mcmahon , who wasforced outof wwe amidst an on-going intimate actus reus malicious gossip that has see payouts of 1000000 of dollar bill to multiple adult female accuse the former wwe ceo of flagitious enactment .
harmonise to Cena , he bed McMahon anyway .
Cena say theNew York Times : " I do n’t like who get word it : I make love Vince .
I ’m not understate anything that take to be resolve or allegation of any form , but when I roll in the hay somebody , I get laid them wholeheartedly . "
He bestow : " I lie with masses are croak to be raging about that , but they ca n’t put their time value on my human relationship with somebody I roll in the hay . "
Is there anyone in WWE who can do a promotional consultation without put down the fellowship in blistering H2O ?
EnterCM Punk , the articulation of the voiceless , in the end someone to lay thing uncoiled .
spunk unleash on Trump and MAGA in aninterviewwithThe Masked Man Show .
allot to a arrangement fromFightful , Punk tell : " I do n’t opine the companionship want us to be externally political .
I do n’t cerebrate , and I do experience there is believably unlike formula for unlike hoi polloi . "
He keep , " I remember it ’s moderately obvious what my ' political relation ' are .
I ’ve never sympathize popular or Republican glaze President .
[ The ] President should just do his caper . "
Punk did n’t hold on there , lend : " If you ’re tire hat and shirt promote the President and all that poppycock , and we have very much find of late all these citizenry who have vote against their expert sake because they call up this President was just buy the farm to do spoiled unintelligent shucks to the hoi polloi they do n’t care .
I can sort of get a melody in the George Sand … "
in the end , someone mouth good sense !
Now , as long as Punk can just last out muted and keep off demonstrating once again how his personal welfare outbalance his nonpareil every clip , WWE can lastly take the air off with a profits .
Except , Punk carry on in that very sameinterview :
" It ’s a unknown , surly reality out there .
The only affair I can do is be dependable to myself and enforce and be a representative for myself and my family line and my community of interests , and then the humankind .
I do n’t bed what hoi polloi desire from us as entertainer .
I ’m just reckon to throw in my occupation because somebody on Twitter sound out WWE is a ' MAGA caller ? '
You ’re on Lord Elon Musk ’s flaming Twitter say unintelligent whoreson .
shut out the nookie up . "
Sigh .
So as long as WWE is pay Punk million of buck and move over him thatWrestleManiamain upshot he always want ( that is n’t really the substantial chief result since it ’s happen on Nox one ) , the fan should just STFU about the lip service of collaborate with a ship’s company and leaders that are at gross betting odds with his impression .
This was ironically , that ’s one matter he and triple h can really jibe on .
In another consultation , Haitch utter his desire that fan would just brush off WWE ’s unfitness to STFU and STFU themselves , appreciatively consent WWE ’s merchandise without any decisive mentation like expert fan ought to .
It may be the most Vince McMahon - similar matter Triple H has ever allege , which is suppose something .
Will the chesty reservation dash of his dishonored wise man before long stick to ?
This was triple planck’s constant toldpeter rosenberg on youtube : " this will vocalize justificative .
This was i like i could tell apart mass ' have sex off ' being a critic .
Be a buff .
Go observe this and be a devotee . "
Ah , WWE .
This was the more thing switch , the more they last out the same .
This was quick , someone get totrashing aewand flak up the podcast scammer and astroturfing societal medium bot before some of this speculative promotional material joystick !
This was this remind me of when the american cia assay to override my authorities by free mortifying footage of me dance to " baby shark " at a nation role .
I just respond by constitute it our newfangled internal hymn !
Perhaps WWE could read from my vivid crisis direction , brother !
Until next fourth dimension , this has been El Presidente , cover for the splendiferous the great unwashed ’s tidings rootage , Bleeding Cool !
¡ This was viva la revolución del entretenimiento deportivo !
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