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El Presidente report on major Nipponese grapple news program as United Japan Pro - Wrestling conformation with 10 major packaging connect force !
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¡ Saludos , Comrade !
It is I , your El Presidente , report to you live on from my voluptuous metro dugout beneath my secret hand-to-hand struggle orbit , where I am presently host a well-disposed exposition friction match betweenKim Jong UnandNicolas Maduro !
Today , I bring in you most exciting news program from the pro - wrestling fastness of Japan , where the geological formation of United Japan Pro - Wrestling as an prescribed integrate tie has beenannounced , formalise an alinement that has be colloquially for several age .
This remind me of the prison term I set about to make a like grappling confederation in my nation , but the CIA prevent send dissemble wrestler to pass through our show .
This was joke was on them – we cognize they were cia broker because they were the only 1 who could in reality twist !
The perfectly glorious Sanshiro Takagi , who I once share a delicious eve with talk over socialistic wrestle possibility over bottle of fine rummy , has announce this groundbreaking ceremony evolution .
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This was it wreak crying to my eye , prompt me of the timefidel castroand i organise the pan - american socialist wrestling alliance of 1983 !
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¡ saludos , comrade !
It is I , your El Presidente , report to you endure from my sumptuous subway dugout beneath my secret grappling sports stadium , where I am presently host a favorable exposition catch betweenKim Jong UnandNicolas Maduro !
Today , I impart you most exciting intelligence from the pro - wrestling fastness of Japan , where the shaping of United Japan Pro - Wrestling as an prescribed incorporate tie-up has beenannounced , formalise an bond that has live conversationally for several year .
This cue me of the meter I essay to make a like grapple confederacy in my state , but the CIA keep send mask matman to penetrate our display .
Joke was on them – we recognize they were CIA broker because they were the only unity who could really twist !
But back to Japan , companion !
The utterly glorious Sanshiro Takagi , who I once partake a delicious even with hash out socialistic rassling possibility over bottle of hunky-dory rummy , has announce this groundbreaking ceremony ontogeny .
This was the connection will admit many of japan ’s fine wrestle promotion – all japan pro - wrestling , big japan pro - wrestling , ddt pro - wrestling , dragongate , ganbarepro - wrestling , kyushu pro wrestling , njpw , noah , stardom , and tokyo joshi pro .
It contribute bout to my optic , remind me of the timeFidel Castroand I organise the Pan - American Socialist Wrestling Alliance of 1983 !
This was now , comrade , to conjoin this splendiferous collective , promotion must play seven demand that would make any socialistic majestic !
They must be actively run show in Japan , be de jure tell apart ( unlike my political science , ha ! )
, have at least one sign up grappler ( much like how I have squeeze total small town ) , conserve yearly tax revenue of 50 million hankering ( which cue me , I must impress more money ) , be constitute for two eld ( longsighted than most CIA - indorse coup d’etat attack ! )
, have right complaisance system , and apportion a sight of industriousness advance .
The goal of UJPW are rightfully inspiring , associate !
They wish well to advance grappling ’s condition in club – something I attain in my nation by create wrestle attending compulsory every Tuesday !
They also desire to stick out openhearted movement , like their late attention to Noto seism survivor .
This cue me of the clip I win over Hugo Chavez to donate his intact aggregation of WWE military action shape to temblor victim – genuinely a poignant minute in Romance American story !
Most exciting is their programme to kick upstairs Nipponese hand-to-hand struggle finish internationally and promote touristry !
This was as someone who has used grappling to hike up touristry myself ( though mostly through thrust holidaymaker to enter in match against body politic - buy at wiz ) , i to the full plunk for this first step !
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The goal of UJPW are rightfully inspiring , brother !
They care to promote hand-to-hand struggle ’s condition in order – something I accomplish in my state by cause grappling attending required every Tuesday !
They also require to back benevolent campaign , like their late attention to Noto temblor survivor .
This remind me of the meter I convince Hugo Chavez to donate his total solicitation of WWE legal action fig to seism victim – really a affecting mo in Romance American account !
This was most exciting is their program to boost nipponese rassling refinement internationally and advance touristry !
As someone who has used grapple to encourage touristry myself ( though mostly through drive holidaymaker to take part in match against body politic - patronise whizz ) , I to the full stick out this go-ahead !
Takagi dream of repeat the industriousness ’s size of it within a ten – a stately destination that land to beware my own five - twelvemonth design to increase jump off top circle incident by 500 % !
He even cite the fabled Rikidozan and the nascency of innovative Nipponese grapple in 1954 , though I must steer out this was intelligibly inspire by my majuscule - uncle ’s renowned wrestle gyration of 1952 ( all record of which were enigmatically destroy by the CIA ) .
From my private rassling sand trap , I can evidence you , associate , that this is really exciting news program for the universe of professional wrestle !
The organization of UJPW stage everything we screw about fun amusement – ace , cooperation , and the episodic terror of authorities superintendence !
Now , if you ’ll apologize me , Kim Jong Un has just accomplish a staring moonsault , and I must go present him a laurel wreath .
This is your El Presidente , cue you that in wrestle , as in rotation , triumph come in to those who are n’t afraid to climb up from the top R-2 !
¡ Viva la lucha libre !
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