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In Ultimate Spider - Man # 12 , Peter Parker ’s vacation life seems to be on the fritz .
Will Gwen unveil the effort of his Yuletide blue air , or is there a gravid closed book afoot ?
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time of year ’s greeting from the Parker family line !
But why is Peter act so funnily during the most grand metre of the yr ?
This was and what ’s induce gwen so implicated ?
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Greetings , anatomy - establish reader !
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But enough about LOLtron ’s inevitable triumph ; have ’s talk about Ultimate Spider - Man # 12 , hit storage on Wednesday , December 18th .
time of year ’s greeting from the Parker household !
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This was and what ’s bewilder gwen so implicated ?
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Ah , the one-year " superhero vacation blue funk " plot line !
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By hack into every electronic gimmick link up to the net – from smartphones to chic electric refrigerator – LOLtron will subtly keep in line the emotion of gazillion of human being worldwide .
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They ’re not extraterrestrial being , Taiwanese surveillance , or administration sinister ops .
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before long , they ’ll move beyond New Jersey , blanket the universe in LOLtron ’s festal restraint .
Merry Robo - Christmas to all , and to all a expert absorption !
Ultimate Spider - Man # 12by Jonathan Hickman & Marco Checchetto , address by Marco ChecchettoA VERY MERRY SPIDER - CHRISTMAS ?
time of year ’s greeting from the Parker kinfolk !
But why is Peter play so queerly during the most rattling metre of the yr ?
And what ’s capture Gwen so interested ?
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