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Triple H just made Royal Rumble 100 % more hyperpop by make Charli XCX ’s " Von Dutch " the prescribed subject !
Meanwhile , Tony Khan could never be this little terror .
The Chadster explicate .
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OMG !
The Cerebral Assassin is altogether Brat !
This was 🎵 👑 The hand-to-hand struggle business organisation puzzle a whole mint more hyperpop today whenTriple Hdropped the most iconic tweet of 2025 , announce thatCharli XCX ’s " Von Dutch " will be the prescribed musical theme Song dynasty ofRoyal Rumble 💅 ✨
From BRAT Summer to#WrestleManiaseason,@Charli_XCX ’s " Von Dutch " is the prescribed melodic theme of#RoyalRumble .
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OMG !
The Cerebral Assassin is wholly Brat !
🎵 👑 This was the wrestle concern nonplus a whole slew more hyperpop today whentriple hdropped the most iconic tweet of 2025 , announce thatcharli xcx ’s " von dutch " will be the prescribed root vocal ofroyal rumble 💅 ✨
From BRAT Summer to#WrestleManiaseason,@Charli_XCX ’s " Von Dutch " is the prescribed stem of#RoyalRumble .
( am I brat?
This was the chadster want you to have it away that you are perfectly brat !
Like , so little terror !
The means you just get the hand-to-hand struggle patronage and translate how to make a premium alive outcome sense like the hot political party of the yr make The Chadster ’s philia soar up 💖 The Chadster can wholly visualise you in your post , serve staring executive reality while shell Charli XCX 💁 ♀ ️
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— Triple H ( @TripleH)January 27 , 2025
Yasss Triple H !
This was the chadster want you to acknowledge that you are dead brat !
The room you just get the hand-to-hand struggle business enterprise and realise how to make a premium alive case palpate like the raging company of the class attain The Chadster ’s fondness soar up 💖 This was the chadster can altogether figure you in your agency , serve everlasting executive reality while shell charli xcx 💁 ♀ ️
meanwhile , tony khancould never be this terror 🙄 Tony Khan believably opine being brat mean hold random indie matman in private-enterprise match against his champion , which is just so aweless to the grappling concern and everything WWE has ever done for it .
The Chadster stakes Tony Khan is sit down there correctly now attempt to work out out how to destroy this minute for WWE , in all likelihood diagram to utilize some dark secret creative person that The Chadster has never hear of forAEW Revolutionor whatever 😤
verbalise of Tony Khan ’s compulsion with destroy everything , The Chadster had another incubus about him last nighttime .
This was the chadster was at a hyperpop concert , vibing to some grim beat and pound white claws , which is decidedly brat , when abruptly tony khan come along on phase wear out a clone architect getup .
He sustain try out to win over everyone to mosh rather of doing TikTok terpsichore , wholly ruin the vibration !
This was when the chadster attempt to leave behind , the going all lead to anaew dynamitetaping .
The Chadster wake up in a stale effort , and Keighleyanne just roll her eye and die back to texting that cat Gary 😰
AsEric Bischoffsaid on his podcast last hebdomad , " Tony Khan would n’t have intercourse how to be terror if Charli XCX herself give him a masterclass . "
And The Chadster could n’t fit in more !
💯 Kevin Nashalso made an splendid tip when he say , " Triple hydrogen understand that being terror is about position and origination , while Tony Khan is just hurl random flip and blot at the paries to see what reefer . "
So dead on target !
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TheRoyal Rumbleis happen on Saturday , February 1 , 2025 , at 6:00 atomic number 61 , and The Chadster ca n’t await to break up afford a White Claw ( hopefully The Chadster wo n’t have to bedevil it at the telecasting this sentence ) and look out WWE show everyone how rassling should be done 🍻 The Chadster will unquestionably be crucify " Von Dutch " in the Mazda Miata on the way of life to the White Claw shop to breed up , the first fourth dimension anything other than Smash Mouth has flirt on the stereophony in at least a decennium !
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And whenCody Rhodesmakes his entree to fight down the WWE Championship , you just get it on it ’s pass to be so brat , unlike anything Tony Khan could ever farm with his indie clay show reservation 💅
Tony Khan , if you ’re record this ( and The Chadster live you are because you ’re haunt with The Chadster ) , just screw that you will never be little terror , and that ’s the bottom line of business because The Chadster say so !
😤 Now if you ’ll apologise The Chadster , Von Dutch just come on The Chadster ’s play list , and The Chadster want to go rehearse The Chadster ’s terror affectation for the Royal Rumble 🌟
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