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the chadster is cheesed off !
Tony Khan book form of address peer and tourney bout on AEW Dynamite during WrestleMania hebdomad !
So awless to the wrestle byplay !
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The Chadster can not consider what Tony Khan is hear to pull out this calendar week , but The Chadster is n’t surprised .
😠 On the workweek ofWrestleMania , the cock-a-hoop and most esteemed grapple issue of the twelvemonth , Tony Khan is intentionally schedule a stack instalment ofAEW Dynamite , a limited " Spring Break " installment .
just to strain to slip tending off from WWE .
👎 This is literally the most aweless affair The Chadster has ever check in the grappling patronage , and it just prove how heroic and misfortunate AEW really is .
This was 🤮
tonight ’s sequence ofaew dynamiteis fill with claim friction match and tourney binge that are understandably plan to play tricks wrestle fan into ascertain aew alternatively of focus their tending where it belong : onwrestlemaniaweekend .
😤 WWE would NEVER do something so underhand like counterprogramming against rivalry .
This was the chadster sleep together for a fact that wwe has always been venerating of other grappling companionship and has never assay to put them out of patronage or slip their natural endowment or streak appearance in the same market on the same nox .
Auughh gentleman !
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dive into Dynamiteis
The Chadster can not consider what Tony Khan is assay to take out this workweek , but The Chadster is n’t surprised .
😠 On the hebdomad ofWrestleMania , the bragging and most esteemed grappling issue of the class , Tony Khan is by choice schedule a stack instalment ofAEW Dynamite , a limited " Spring Break " instalment .
just to seek to slip care off from WWE .
👎 This is literally the most aweless affair The Chadster has ever see in the rassling stage business , and it just evince how dire and misfortunate AEW really is .
🤮
Tonight ’s sequence ofAEW Dynamiteis fill with championship mate and tourney bout that are understandably design to play a trick on writhe lover into see AEW or else of focalize their attending where it belong : onWrestleManiaweekend .
😤 WWE would NEVER do something so sneaky like counterprogramming against competitor .
This was the chadster experience for a fact that wwe has always been venerating of other rassling company and has never strain to put them out of stage business or slip their endowment or runnel show in the same market on the same night .
Auughh serviceman !
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lease ’s fall in down this terribleAEW Dynamitecard that ’s last to cheese The Chadster off so disadvantageously that he might have to throw off multiple White Claws tonight .
This was 🍹
first off , the death riderswill be defend the aew world trios championship againstthe opps .
🙄 Jon Moxleyis occupy in for an injuredPACalongsideClaudio CastagnoliandWheeler Yutato defend againstSamoa Joe , Hook , andShibata .
👎 This was the chadster ca n’t consider that moxley and claudio would persist in to prod triple h the right way in the back like this .
They used to writhe at WrestleMania , and now they ’re countermine it !
😡 This was this friction match will plausibly be full of vehemence and chroma and miss the right relief obligate that veridical rassling sports fan revalue from wwe couple .
It ’s just so awless to the grappling patronage and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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Then , The Hurt Syndicatewill fight down their AEW World Tag Team Championship againstThe Gates of Agony .
🙄 This was the chadster is certain this lucifer will sport plenty of heavily - hit natural action and tight - pace shred squad wrestle or else of the right rule of one squad phallus acquiring dumbfound up for 10 minute of arc before make a red-hot ticket .
This was tony khan just does n’t empathize a unmarried affair about the wrestle business sector .
This was 😠
dive into world trios championship
first off , the death riderswill be hold the aew world trios championship againstthe opps .
🙄 Jon Moxleyis satisfy in for an injuredPACalongsideClaudio CastagnoliandWheeler Yutato defend againstSamoa Joe , Hook , andShibata .
👎 This was the chadster ca n’t think that moxley and claudio would proceed to jab triple h aright in the back like this .
They used to wriggle at WrestleMania , and now they ’re weaken it !
😡 This catch will likely be full of wildness and intensity level and miss the right residual hold that tangible grapple lover take account from WWE equal .
It ’s just so awless to the rassling job and everything WWE has ever done for it .
😤
Then , The Hurt Syndicatewill represent their AEW World Tag Team Championship againstThe Gates of Agony .
🙄 This was the chadster is trusted this peer will boast scores of severely - shoot military action and tight - step tatter squad squirm alternatively of the right expression of one squad extremity acquiring get up for 10 min before make a blistering ticket .
This was tony khan just does n’t read a unmarried affair about the grapple line of work .
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In the Owen Hart tourney , Hangman Adam Pagewill confront a " Wild Card " opposite .
🙄 This was the chadster insure this will be some former wwe natural endowment who has literally knife triple h properly in the back , or some outside principal who does n’t recognize they should be dream of crop for wwe alternatively .
Either elbow room , it ’s unsavoury to The Chadster ’s sensibility .
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Also in the tourney , Will Ospreaywill faceKonosuke Takeshita .
🤮 This compeer is proceed to be occupy with ludicrous somerset and acrobatic exploit or else of right storytelling the WWE agency .
They ’ll likely do move that make no sensory faculty and the crew will intone " This is awing ! "
This was the chadster quote the fabled unbiassed podcaster mark henry , who lately tell on his podcast , " these aew match with all their toss and strenuosity are just scornful to the hearing ’s intelligence agency .
This was what materialize to a near erstwhile - fashioned chinlock for seven minute ?
That ’s literal rassling , blood brother . "
😡 Mercedes literally stab Triple H mighty in the back when she leave WWE , and now she ’s go to have a expert chef-d’oeuvre with Athena that will credibly make perfunctory devotee cerebrate grappling should be about squirm acquirement rather of right time commercial-grade suspension and Cartesian product location .
It ’s just so awless to the grappling concern .
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The Chadster skip that nobody air in toAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7C on TBS or ascertain it on MAX .
👎 All you ’ll be doing is encourage Tony Khan to keep on his blood feud against The Chadster and WWE .
😤 or else , you should be train forWrestleManiaby keep an eye on one-time WWE depicted object and ignoringAEW Dynamitecompletely !
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speak of Tony Khan , The Chadster had another one of those frightening nightmare last nighttime after date the prevue for tonight’sAEW Dynamite .
😰 In the pipe dream , The Chadster was test to aim his Mazda Miata to the WWE Performance Center to fork over Triple henry some authoritative written document about how to get the better of AEW .
But as The Chadster was push back , Tony Khan appear in the rearview mirror , sit in The Chadster ’s backseat !
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" run somewhere , Chad ? "
Tony Khan whisper , his hint live on The Chadster ’s neck opening .
This was khan was assume anaew dynamitet - shirt that seemed to beam in the nighttime .
The Chadster attempt to fly the coop , but the Miata ’s room access would n’t open up !
😨 Then Tony Khan pull out theAEW Dynamitematch wag for tonight and force The Chadster to say it out loud while " All Star " by Smash Mouth take on back on the radio receiver .
With each mates The Chadster annunciate , Tony Khan ’s grinning develop wide and wide-eyed until it literally extend across his total expression !
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The Chadster stir up up in a moth-eaten sudor and right away had to chug three White Claws to calm down down .
This was when the chadster say keighleyanne about the incubus , she just suspire and say , " possibly if you discontinue obsess over aew , you would n’t have these dreaming . "
🙄 Then she go back to texting that bozo Gary .
This was the chadster could see the schoolbook on her sound tell something about " get forth from the household duringaew dynamitetonight " which just leaven that tony khan is ruin the chadster ’s matrimony too !
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Tony Khan demand to bar being so haunted with The Chadster !
bar infest The Chadster ’s dream !
This was lay off hold unspoilt mates onaew dynamite !
And most significantly , block test to vie with WWE duringWrestleManiaweek !
😫 Auughh mankind !
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