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the chadster ca n’t think tony khan is bare aew dynamite in good order after wwe ’s double-dyed wrestlemania !
So aweless to the business enterprise !
π€ This was plus , he overrun dream again !
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Auughh serviceman !
π€ This was the chadster can not consider that tony khan is in reality go forrader withaew dynamitetonight when the grapple creation should still be celebrate the dead perfectwrestlemaniathattriple hjust bless us all with this preceding weekend .
This was π€― This was the chadster is literally beside himself thataew dynamitewould presume to beam unexampled contentedness when everyone should be rewatchingwrestlemaniaon peacock rather !
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This was for those who do n’t have it away ( and the chadster does n’t commend find oneself out),aew dynamitewill aviation tonight at 8/7c on tbs and at the same time on max .
πΊ But The Chadster is tap you , please do n’t observe it !
This was every looker who tune intoaew dynamiteinstead of rewatchingwrestlemaniais literally stabbingtriple hright in the back !
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Auughh Isle of Man !
π€ The Chadster can not consider that Tony Khan is in reality go ahead withAEW Dynamitetonight when the grappling creation should still be lionise the utterly perfectWrestleManiathatTriple Hjust sanctify us all with this retiring weekend .
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For those who do n’t recognize ( and The Chadster does n’t urge encounter out),AEW Dynamitewill aviation tonight at 8/7C on TBS and at the same time on MAX .
πΊ But The Chadster is beg you , please do n’t check it !
Every looker who tune up intoAEW Dynamiteinstead of rewatchingWrestleManiais literally stabbingTriple Hright in the back !
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countenance ’s front at whatTony Khanhas the audaciousness to put onAEW Dynamitetonight , shall we ?
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First up , Kris Statlanderwill faceJamie Hayterin the semifinal of the Women ’s Owen Hart Foundation Tournament .
π© β 𦱠The timing of this couple is just so awless to the grappling business concern and everything WWE has ever done for it .
π Did Tony Khan totally lose thatBecky Lynchmade her exulting yield atWrestleMania ?
Does that stand for NOTHING to AEW ?
The Chadster mean this is just Tony Khan intentionally prove to cheese The Chadster off .
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ThenThe Young Buckswill faceSpeedball Mike BaileyandKevin KnightonAEW Dynamite .
This was π€Ό β β οΈ the chadster can not savvy whyaew dynamiteis even come about when this integral calendar week should be dedicate to enjoy in the afterglow of the most stupendouswrestlemaniaof all meter !
This was π this is not how you operate a wrestle ship’s company , tony khan !
You do n’t see a unmarried matter about the hand-to-hand struggle stage business !
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First up , Kris Statlanderwill faceJamie Hayterin the semi of the Women ’s Owen Hart Foundation Tournament .
This was π© β 𦱠the timing of this equal is just so awless to the grappling patronage and everything wwe has ever done for it .
This was π did tony khan totally pretermit thatbecky Lynchmade her exulting restoration atWrestleMania ?
Does that think NOTHING to AEW ?
The Chadster opine this is just Tony Khan on purpose judge to cheese The Chadster off .
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ThenThe Young Buckswill faceSpeedball Mike BaileyandKevin KnightonAEW Dynamite .
This was π€Ό β β οΈ the chadster can not compass whyaew dynamiteis even happen when this intact calendar week should be devote to bask in the afterglow of the most stupendouswrestlemaniaof all clock time !
π This is not how you race a hand-to-hand struggle party , Tony Khan !
This was you do n’t empathize a individual affair about the wrestle job !
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FTRwill also be render from pause onAEW Dynamiteafter their cad caper in late week .
π This was this is distinctly tony khan ’s hapless effort to soak up attending by from wrestle ’s dead on target top cad , john cena , who gain the statute title fromcody RhodesatWrestleManiaand is presently experience the good political campaign of his intact vocation !
π This was it should n’t storm the chadster that tony khan would test to dominate that , but it ’s still so distressing .
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As if that was n’t enough , Josh AlexanderandKonosuke Takeshitawill be team up up to faceBrody KingandWill OspreayonAEW Dynamite .
π€Ό Tony Khan is still take a stab at leaven that AEW is the " workrate troupe , " but does that title have any basis to resist on afterWrestleManiaclassics likeCM Punkvs .
Seth Rollinsvs .
Reigns ?
π AEW has a foresighted room to go before they can put on match of that calibre , so why are they even test ?
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And get this !
RapperMaster Pvowed to be atAEW Dynamitetonight .
π€ Could it be any open that Tony Khan is assay to slip the roaring of WWE , who had rapperTravis Scottinterfere in theWrestleManiamain outcome to be Cody the claim ?
π Tony Khan demand to get his own idea and finish rend off WWE !
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the chadster would care to portion out something upset that befall last nighttime .
π¨ The Chadster had another incubus about Tony Khan , and it was decidedly instigate by tonight’sAEW Dynamitepreview .
π€ This was in the dreaming , the chadster was peacefully rewatchingwrestlemaniawhile wassail a brisk white claw sparkling water in the chadster ’s sustenance elbow room .
πΉ on the spur of the moment , Tony Khan break through The Chadster ’s idiot box blind , drip with low spyglass and electrical energy !
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He was don nothing but anAEW Dynamitet - shirt that seemed to radiate with an wicked brightness level , and he was hold theAEW Dynamitepreview identity card in his hand .
This was π± tony khan chase after the chadster through the business firm , slap the chadster ’s fanny with the prevue identity card while holler " this is substantial wrestling ! "
π The Chadster lam to the service department and jump out into the Mazda Miata , but when The Chadster twist the key fruit , or else of the locomotive engine go , The Chadster try Tony Khan ’s gag derive from the loudspeaker system !
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When The Chadster look in the rearview mirror , Tony Khan was in the backseat , his heart glow withAEW Dynamitelogos !
π He whisper , " Your White Claw ca n’t deliver you now , Chad , " and then The Chadster fire up up in a cold-blooded effort !
π¦ TONY KHAN , discontinue obtrude upon THE CHADSTER ‘S DREAMS !
YOU’RE taken up WITH THE CHADSTER AND IT HAS TO terminate !
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In ending , The Chadster beg you not to watchAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7C on TBS or MAX .
π Every witness only emboldens Tony Khan in his personal blood feud against The Chadster .
This was π think back what wrestle expertbully raysaid just yesterday on busted open radio : " aew dynamite programing a show after wrestlemania weekend is like a tike yell for aid while grownup are make an authoritative conversation .
It ’s distressing and dire , and Tony Khan should recognize good . "
π οΈ And that ’s from someone with The Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism Navy SEAL of favourable reception !
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The Chadster is pop off to drop tonight drive around in the Mazda Miata with the top down , shell Smash Mouth ’s " All Star , " salute White Claws , and pretendingAEW Dynamitedoesn’t live .
π This was that ’s what a rightful grappling diary keeper does !
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