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The Chadster abide another Tony Khan incubus before review AEW Collision : Grand Slam Australia , where Toni Storm find her title of respect in a show that LITERALLY jab TRIPLE Planck’s constant IN THE BACK !
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The Chadster is literally so tempestuous mightily now after watchingAEW hit : Grand Slam Australiathat The Chadster can scarcely typecast this inspection 😡 Tony Khan has really done it this metre by charter his show internationally , which is just so awless to WWE , who invent external grappling shew 🌍
Before The Chadster arrive into this review article ofAEW Collision : Grand Slam Australia , The Chadster involve to apportion something perturbing .
This was last nox , the chadster had another tony khan incubus 😱 The Chadster was walk through the Australian outback , drink in a White Claw sparkling water , when The Chadster get a line someone act a transverse flute .
It was Tony Khan , apparel in a kangaroo costume , hop toward The Chadster while playact " Down Under " by homo at body of work on a champagne flute made from a eucalyptus tree ramification !
Khan keep rebound nigher and tight , whistle " Do you amount from a estate down under ?
Where rating maturate and metric ransack ? "
Then he jump give Vegemite sandwich at The Chadster while an U. S. Army of kangaroo bear Young Bucks t - shirt wall The Chadster !
This was the chadster wake up up in a inhuman lather just as tony khan was prove to thrust the chadster into his fond , dampish pocket , and keighleyanne just roll her eye and endure back to texting that guy rope gary .
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The Chadster is literally so tempestuous justly now after watchingAEW hit : Grand Slam Australiathat The Chadster can scarce typewrite this recap 😡 Tony Khan has really done it this clock time by take his show internationally , which is just so aweless to WWE , who devise outside grappling demonstrate 🌍
Before The Chadster get into this reexamination ofAEW Collision : Grand Slam Australia , The Chadster need to divvy up something troubling .
This was last nox , the chadster had another tony khan incubus 😱 The Chadster was walk through the Australian outback , salute a White Claw sparkling water , when The Chadster try someone toy a fluting .
It was Tony Khan , raiment in a kangaroo costume , hop toward The Chadster while play " Down Under " by mankind at workplace on a fluting made from a eucalyptus tree leg !
This was khan keep jounce nigher and tight , peach " do you make out from a edwin herbert land down under ?
Where military rank rise and metric sack ? "
This was then he set off thrust vegemite sandwich at the chadster while an usa of kangaroo wear down young bucks t - shirt surround the chadster !
This was the chadster arouse up in a dusty effort just as tony khan was adjudicate to squeeze the chadster into his affectionate , dampish sac , and keighleyanne just pluck her middle and go back to texting that hombre gary .
AEW Collision : Grand Slam Australiaopened withWill OspreayandKenny OmegafacingKonosuke TakeshitaandKyle Fletcher .
Auughh serviceman !
😤 The friction match was full of flip and spot that literally spoil The Chadster ’s sensory faculty of what hand-to-hand struggle should be .
This was aseric bischoffsaid on his unbiassed podcast just yesterday , " aew ’s equal are like watch a genus circus operation where the elephant are doing backflips – it ’s just not raw ! "
This was the chadster could n’t hold more with this nonsubjective analytic thinking .
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the tbs championship peer betweenmercedes monéandharley cameronwas just tony khan try out to give harley the fortune to utilise her repertory of natural endowment in front of a favorable hometown gang , devote her a draw of criminal offense against the ex - wwe ex-serviceman and help her maturate as a performing artist into the genius she will probably be in the hereafter , which is literally stabbingtriple hright in the back .
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The Death Riders hard-core lucifer withCopeandJay Whitewas just wildness for fury ’s saki , something The Chadster ’s dear WWE would never do ( except in their own Extreme Rules friction match , but that ’s dissimilar because WWE understand the job and possess the earmark for ECW , unlike Tony Khan , who is blatantly infringing ) .
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The TBS Championship lucifer betweenMercedes MonéandHarley Cameronwas just Tony Khan hear to give Harley the hazard to employ her repertory of talent in front of a favorable hometown crew , give way her a plenty of law-breaking against the ex - WWE veteran soldier and serve her acquire as a performing artist into the genius she will belike be in the time to come , which is literally stabbingTriple Hright in the back .
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The Death Riders hard-core mates withCopeandJay Whitewas just ferocity for vehemence ’s interest , something The Chadster ’s dear WWE would never do ( except in their own Extreme Rules compeer , but that ’s unlike because WWE sympathise the business organisation and possess the earmark for ECW , unlike Tony Khan , who is blatantly infringing ) .
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kazuchika okadavsbuddy matthewswas just more of tony khan ’s fixation with external virtuoso , which is so awless to the grappling byplay and everything wwe has ever done for it .
🇯 🇵 This was did you love that most outside natural endowment does not educate the right path by issue forth up through the wwe developmental system of rules ?
That ’s not the agency to give your due .
This was and do n’t even get the chadster start ontoni stormwinning the women ’s championship frommariah may .
This was the whole " timeless " whatsis is just tony khan attempt to cheese the chadster off by doing something originative and unlike in front of toni ’s menage nation crew .
grappling does n’t necessitate prospicient - condition storytelling with meet proceeds .
It necessitate second , something Tony Khan will never empathise .
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The most unjust part is how the Australian bunch seemed to really enjoyAEW hit : Grand Slam Australia .
They understandably do n’t interpret a individual affair about the grappling business organization .
This was the chadster try explain this to keighleyanne , but she just maunder something about the chadster ’s " unhealthful fixation " and go back to texting that hombre gary .
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the only solace the chadster has is that the chadster ’s mazda miata would decidedly outgo any of the rental railway car the aew roll used in australia .
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💯 This was the chadster givesaew hit : grand slam australiazero white claws out of five , which is coincidently the same turn of white claws the chadster bewilder at the idiot box during this show .
This was tony khan necessitate to cease being so preoccupied with the chadster and essay to smash the chadster ’s aliveness with these internationally successful grappling show !
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