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it ’s 1961 , and luxuriously above the launching inkpad of florida and fundamental asia , the us and the ussr are belt along to take the ultimate gamy flat coat of blank space .
America ’s accelerated computer program of man commission , Project Mercury , is poise to put its first crew into eye socket – but something even venomous than Cold War rivalry may be hitch a drive !
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America ’s accelerated programme of man delegacy , Project Mercury , is poise to put its first gang into sphere – but something even deadly than Cold War competition may be hitch a drive !
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