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tick off out Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles # 7 by Jason Aaron and Juan Ferreyra , where our poor boy in a half - racing shell are push to deal the Big Apple for the Garden State .
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Even if they could put their sib feud by , there ’s no meter for the brother to keep .
hunt by a fresh metrical foot - enhance law military group precede by the grim D.A.
Hieronymus Hale , the Turtle chum must live on their risky bowel - slug yet : New York City is no longer secure for the TMNT , force the mutant submarine sandwich to take drastic metre — relocate to the sewer of New Jersey!IDW Publishing6.65"W x 10.19"H x 0.06"D ( 16.9 x 25.9 x 0.2 curium ) | 2 oz ( 57 gm ) | 220 per cartonOn cut-rate sale Feb 26 , 2025 | 32 Pages | 82771403315100711Rated T$4.99Variants:82771403315100721 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles # 7 Variant B ( Eastman ) – $ 4.99 US | $ 6.99 CAN82771403315100731 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles # 7 Variant ampere-second ( Ferreyra ) – $ 4.99 US | $ 6.99 CAN82771403315100741 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles # 7 Variant RI ( 10 ) ( Alpi ) – $ 4.99 US | $ 6.99 CAN82771403315100751 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles # 7 Variant RI ( 25 ) ( Rivas ) – $ 4.99 US | $ 6.99 CAN82771403315100761 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles # 7 Variant Ocean State ( 50 ) ( Mahfood ) – $ 4.99 US | $ 6.99 CAN82771403315100771 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles # 7 Variant 500 ( Sejic ) – $ 4.99 US | $ 6.99 CAN82771403315100781 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles # 7 Variant vitamin E ( Randolph ) – $ 4.99 US | $ 6.99 CAN
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