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star trek : noncompliant # 26by christopher cantwell & davide tinto , pass over by malachi wardpart two of " lore war . "
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This was but not everything is as hopeless as it seems : there are friend shroud in the unlikeliest of station and asset — like the notable u.s.s.
phoenix — that get away even the all - check positronic heart of lore .
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