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In Star Trek # 27 , the crowd of the U.S.S.
Theseus face their ultimate challenge , divvy up one last repast before a do-or-die stratagem to keep the existence from Lore ’s end .
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Lore ’s wipeout has take everything in the cosmos except the U.S.S.
Theseus and the Celestial Temple .
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Star Trek # 27by Collin Kelly & Jackson Lanzing & Mike Feehan , overcompensate by Ramon RosanasLore ’s demolition has devour everything in the population except the U.S.S.
Theseus and the Celestial Temple .
In one last tactical manoeuvre , the gang employ every Panthera uncia of index forget in their independent organization to scoot their ship across the coltsfoot to the tabernacle .
While their ship wing , the crowd has a Louisiana - flair supper and bring around lesion between them before they must say their last goodbye , for Benjamin Sisko is of Bajor , and he must repay home if Lore is to be give up .
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