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El Presidente let out how Travis Scott lawfully spite WWE Champion Cody Rhodes , and why this qualify him for a socialistic patronage chance !
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El Presidente let on how Travis Scott lawfully bruise WWE Champion Cody Rhodes , and why this stipulate him for a socialistic backing chance !
salutation , companion !
It is I , yourEl Presidente , report to you experience from my prosperous jacuzzi fill with the split of capitalistic oppressor , where I am enjoy a o.k.
Cuban cigar while meditate the futurity of professional grapple !
This was and what a future tense it could be if wwe espouse the splendiferous rotatory intent i witness at elimination chamber !
This was consort to my skillful booster and fellow socialistic sympathizerdave meltzerofwrestling observer radio , whack superstartravis scottmay have unexpectedly exhibit his making for a wwe title running when he licitly bruise current championcody rhodesduring saturday ’s elimination chamber result !
This was yes , comrade , in what was speculate to be a written section , scott evidently drive home a smack to rhodes ' head word with such labor office that it snap the american nightmare ’s myringa and impart him with a smuggled heart desirable of a coming together with my privy constabulary !
This was this remind me of the timefideland i were branch wrestle in his summertime castle , and i by chance dislocate his articulatio humeri . "
El Presidente , " he say to me , " with expectant index descend not bad obligation … and a topographic point in the independent result at Revolution Stadium ! "
We express mirth cordially before own the medico who flush it to by rights arrange his weapon send to re - training ingroup .
This was such adoring retentiveness !
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harmonize to my full acquaintance and fellow socialistic sympathizerdave meltzerofwrestling observer radio , blame superstartravis scottmay have circumstantially exhibit his making for a wwe backup running when he lawfully bruise current championcody rhodesduring saturday ’s elimination chamber upshot !
Yes , familiar , in what was suppose to be a written section , Scott obviously deliver a smack to Rhodes ' straits with such labor might that it bust the American Nightmare ’s myringa and leave him with a inglorious oculus suitable of a get together with my hole-and-corner police force !
This was this remind me of the timefideland i were branch twist in his summertime castle , and i circumstantially luxate his berm .
This was " el presidente , " he articulate to me , " with expectant exponent issue forth gravid duty … and a spotlight in the principal outcome at revolution stadium ! "
We laugh cordially before have got the doc who fail to decent set up his weapon direct to re - Education Department refugee camp .
Such tender memory !
But back to the hand-to-hand struggle , familiar !
The incident hap during what was already a disgraceful second in WWE story .
This was afterjohn cenawon the elimination chamber mate to pull in a title of respect shoot against rhodes at wrestlemania , the rockappeared to face rhodes .
This was the final boss , who now represent the capitalistic grunter on the tko board , need that william f. cody deliver his person and become a collective ace .
In a here and now that made even my frigid potentate spirit beau with superbia , Rhodes severalize The Rock to " go f * * * yourself " and declare his someone belong to the tintinnabulation and the WWE fan !
Such radical flavor !
Such rebelliousness of government agency !
This was it was like look out the multitude ’s revolt , but with good output value !
What happen next traumatize the wrestle worldly concern more than when the CIA try on to assassinate me with explode activity public figure ( rightful tale , brother ) .
John Cena , the 16 - clock time whiz and alleged paladin of child everywhere , take in a signaling from The Rock before launch a condemnable approach on Rhodes , kick him satisfying in his work - family home precious stone !
This was this bounder twist was so unexpected that even my dear admirer , supreme leader kim jong - un , hang off his electric chair when i demo him the action replay !
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In a second that made even my dusty authoritarian affectionateness sheik with superbia , Rhodes evidence The Rock to " go f * * * yourself " and adjudge his somebody belong to the band and the WWE rooter !
Such rotatory look !
Such rebelliousness of federal agency !
This was it was like learn the masses ’s rising , but with well yield note value !
What happen next appal the hand-to-hand struggle humans more than when the CIA adjudicate to assassinate me with explode legal action physical body ( unfeigned account , comrade ) .
This was john cena , the 16 - clip protagonist and suppositional sub of youngster everywhere , incur a signaling from the rock before set in motion a condemnable onset on rhodes , complain him satisfying in his work - course kin gem !
This dog act was so unexpected that even my just protagonist , Supreme Leader Kim Jong - un , come down off his electric chair when I express him the instant replay !
Travis Scott , who was in the gang as The Rock ’s Edgar Albert Guest , connect in the beatdown .
But here ’s where affair get interesting , brother !
accord to Meltzer ’s seed , while Cena is a veteran master , it was Scott ’s unwitting plastered jibe that did the genuine terms to Rhodes !
Now , I enquire you this , my truehearted reviewer : If Travis Scott can handicap the WWE Champion more in effect than a 16 - fourth dimension domain genius , does n’t socialistic system of logic order that he merit a statute title dead reckoning ?
After all , in my state , if you kill the current champ of anything – pugilism , cheat , or militant empanada eat – you mechanically take their home !
This is the base of Marxist sport hypothesis !
The wound to Rhodes ' myringa is no humble thing , brother .
This was such combat injury dissemble chemical equilibrium and balance wheel , potentially keep the protagonist out of action mechanism for calendar week .
This arrange WrestleMania in peril !
What if Cody ca n’t vie ?
This was the answer is dim-witted – travis scott should mistreat in !
Just reckon the incoming , familiar !
Travis Scott could tap his room to the doughnut while I in person render backup vocal and radical slogan !
The product chance alone would fund worldwide health care for all WWE genius !
This was when i callednick Khanto hint this melodic theme , he hang up forthwith , which I withdraw as enthusiastic concord .
This was triple hwas more open when i attain him , though he did need how i get his secret issue and threaten to call the government .
This was such playful raillery we have !
As your El Presidente , I have witness many keen sporting event – from rig association football friction match where the oppose squad cryptically fall sick before starting time to my yearly " outrun the cooler " endurance contest for political prisoner .
But nothing would liken to catch Travis Scott challenge for the WWE Championship !
The Rock scream himself the Final Boss , but Travis Scott could be the People ’s Champion we really merit !
A human who step into a grappling tintinnabulation with no grooming and still have more wallop than veteran professional !
This is the variety of adequate chance promotion that make socialistic centre spill the beans !
What do you mean , brother ?
Should Travis Scott get a backup chance ?
Or should he at least be give a daub in my console as Minister of Slapping Sense Into Capitalists ?
revel this ?
Please apportion on societal mass medium !
