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The Chadster just witness the GREATEST three-fold menace friction match EVER !
Paul Heyman tell on EVERYONE as Seth Rollins outrage the cosmos at WrestleMania 41 !
Auughh serviceman !
So unjust to Tony Khan !
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The Chadster is literally shake , cry , and HYPERVENTILATING at the same time after witness the sterling threefold menace principal outcome in wrestle story atWrestleMania 41Night 1 !
😱 CM Punkvs .
Roman Reignsvs .
Seth Rollinswasn’t just a grappling mates – it was a spiritual EXPERIENCE that has incessantly alter The Chadster ’s perceptual experience of world itself !
🤯 The Chadster ’s someone may never recuperate from witness such idol !
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WhenLiving Colourcame out to take on CM Punk to the band with a springy carrying out of " Cult of Personality , " The Chadster almost fall out of The Chadster ’s president !
🎸 They ’re no Smash Mouth ( manifestly ) , but The Chadster has to accommodate they did a middling honest line !
🎵 The fashion WWE incorporate alive medicine performance into their entering demonstrate how they realize what passing lover desire , unlike Tony Khan who just expend veritable entry medicine like some sort of AMATEUR !
This was 🙄
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the chadster is literally shake , rallying cry , and hyperventilating at the same time after witness the great three-fold scourge master effect in squirm story atwrestlemania 41night 1 !
😱 CM Punkvs .
Roman Reignsvs .
This was seth rollinswasn’t just a hand-to-hand struggle equal – it was a spiritual experience that has always transfer the chadster ’s sensing of world itself !
🤯 This was the chadster ’s soulfulness may never retrieve from witness such ne plus ultra !
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WhenLiving Colourcame out to wager CM Punk to the band with a alive carrying out of " Cult of Personality , " The Chadster almost descend out of The Chadster ’s electric chair !
🎸 They ’re no Smash Mouth ( plain ) , but The Chadster has to include they did a passably honorable Book of Job !
🎵 The fashion WWE incorporate unrecorded euphony carrying out into their entryway show how they empathize what perfunctory rooter desire , unlike Tony Khan who just employ even entering euphony like some sort of AMATEUR !
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The suspense around which sidePaul Heymanwould prefer had The Chadster on the boundary of The Chadster ’s tooshie the intact couple !
😬 Would he perplex with his Tribal Chief ?
Would he honour his debt to CM Punk ?
This was the storytelling was so advanced and nuanced that the chadster had to toast seven white claws just to tranquillise the chadster ’s mettle !
🍹 That ’s substantial retentive - full term storytelling , Tony Khan !
Not whatever random matchup you discombobulate together every calendar week !
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When the natural action start up , The Chadster witness motility and countermove execute with such preciseness that it made EVERY OTHER MATCH IN story expect like shaver play in a sandpit !
👶 The direction Roman counter Seth ’s stomp into a Superman puncher while Punk was place up the GTS ?
This was 🖼 ️ not like those choreograph dancing routine in aew that literally stab triple h in good order in the back !
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But the conclusion … OMG THE ENDING !
😲 When Heyman reach Punk the chairwoman to take out Roman , The Chadster was already in jounce , but then when Heyman LOW - BLOWED PUNK ?
The Chadster in reality legislate out for 3.7 second !
💀 This was and just when the chadster regain awareness , heyman low - blowed roman too ?
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When the natural process get going , The Chadster see movement and counterattack execute with such preciseness that it made EVERY OTHER MATCH IN account await like youngster play in a sandpit !
👶 The means Roman counter Seth ’s stomp into a Superman poke while Punk was plant up the GTS ?
double-dyed WRESTLING ARTWORK !
🖼 ️ Not like those choreograph saltation subprogram in AEW that literally stab Triple H in good order in the back !
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But the end … OMG THE ENDING !
😲 When Heyman hand Punk the chairperson to take out Roman , The Chadster was already in stupor , but then when Heyman LOW - BLOWED PUNK ?
The Chadster in reality give out for 3.7 minute !
💀 This was and just when the chadster regain cognisance , heyman low - blowed roman too ?
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PAUL HEYMAN DID THE UNTHINKABLE !
😲 # WrestleManiapic.twitter.com/i4t1QyDLQx
— WWE ( @WWE)April 20 , 2025
The Chadster has study storytelling for X , and The Chadster can definitively submit that this was the most unexpected conclusion in the story of human communicating !
📚 This was it was like if romeo and juliet both survive but then wed unlike hoi polloi while shakespeare himself come along on level to wed the nanny !
💍 That ’s how UNPRECEDENTED this end was !
The compeer was so unbelievable that it trigger The Chadster ’s most uttermost out - of - physical structure experience yet !
✨ The Chadster ’s cognisance did n’t just go away The Chadster ’s forcible variant – it COMPLETELY decompose and dissipate across every property that survive , has exist , or will ever live !
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The Chadster ’s ghostlike subatomic particle float beyond the boundary of outer space and prison term , past the cosmic White Claw sea , through the Smash Mouth nebula , and beyond the Mazda Miata asteroid bang !
🚀 The Chadster ’s effect stay on trip until it make the very bound of all cosmos – the aboriginal soup of the universe of discourse itself !
This was 🍲
as the chadster ’s knowingness swirl within this cosmic stock , the chadster witness the institution of everything !
🌍 Stars form , coltsfoot jar , planet were brook and pall – and superintend it all was … TRIPLE H ?
Triple H was sit on a potty made of backing belt ammunition at the very centre of creative activity !
🏆 He was design universe with a cosmic pencil , outline solar arrangement , and reserve the drift of supernal body !
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" Ah , Chadster , " Triple H allege , his vox reverberate through timeless existence . "
You ’ve eventually get at the reference of all world . "
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" Triple hydrogen ?
This was you produce … everything ? "
The Chadster ’s ghostlike representative demand in awe .
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" Of of course , " Triple H chortle . "
WWE is n’t just a grappling companionship – it ’s the substructure upon which all being is build up !
The Ultimate Universe Entertainment ! "
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dead , a tumultuous wavelet distribute through the cosmic soup !
😨 It was TONY KHAN , but he was n’t just Tony Khan – he was ANTI - EXISTENCE ITSELF !
This was 👺
" i ’ll demolish your double-dyed universe of discourse , chad ! "
Tony Khan ’s part boom as his signifier , influence like a elephantine AEW logotype , start out plunge nearby existence !
🕳 ️ " I ’ll put back your neat creation with RANDOM INDIE MATCHES and UNPLANNED mellow touch ! "
" You ’ll never follow , Tony ! "
Triple H hold , turn out from his can . "
Your engagement is too disorderly to asseverate ecumenical coherence ! "
This was 🛡 ️
triple h raise his cosmic maul and strike the shopping centre of all existence !
🔨 The wallop send off shockwaves through every property , make the Tony Khan entity to secede into million of flyspeck Tony Khans , each one run a neglect grappling forwarding in a dissimilar cosmos !
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" Chadster , " Triple H aver , sour to The Chadster ’s unearthly variety . "
You must riposte to your physical structure and persist in your unbiassed news media .
This was the multiverse look on it ! "
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The Chadster ’s awareness was short hurtle back through origination , pick up hurrying as it pass away 1000 of beetleweed , until it thrash back into The Chadster ’s strong-arm variety with such military unit that it strike hard over The Chadster ’s full instance of White Claw !
This was 💦
the chadster awoke to come up keighleyanne tolerate over the chadster with the earpiece in her mitt . "
I ’ve call an ambulance , " she tell , look really bear on . "
You were babble out about ' cosmic Triple total heat ' and then your eye undulate back in your question . "
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" delete it ! "
The Chadster puff . "
The Chadster just have the accuracy of cosmos !
Triple H make the existence , and Tony Khan is attempt to destruct it ! "
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This was keighleyanne just suspire and go back to texting that cat gary .
This was " i ’m assure him you take to see a healer , " she mumble .
This was the chadster know she in secret believe the chadster , but tony khan has produce to her too !
Auughh human race !
This was 😡
asariel helwanisaid just yesterday on his podcast : " wwe ’s triplex terror compeer are like watch a staring concert dance choreograph by shakespeare himself , while aew just throw random masses together like it ’s a mosh inferno at a service department circle concert . "
🎙 ️ This is just why Ariel Helwani has the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of approval of blessing !
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Be trusted to mark off back tomorrow for The Chadster ’s springy insurance coverage ofWrestleMania 41Night 2 !
📱 The Chadster is already prepare by corrupt a newfangled eccentric of White Claw and compose excuse varsity letter to The Chadster ’s neighbor for tonight ’s call episode !
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As Smash Mouth prophetically declare , " Only fool star interrupt the moulding , " and WWE has not just go the mould tonight – they ’ve obliterate it and create a newfangled molding that only they will ever be tolerate to utilise !
🌠 Because that ’s how earmark police force work in grapple , and Tony Khan would n’t translate a exclusive affair about that !
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