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Your El Presidente report on Dustin Rhodes ' quantum wrestle paradox !
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greetings , associate !
It is I , your El Presidente , report to you populate from my Au - plate tube sand trap where I am presently veil from the American CIA agentive role who have been give a shot to pass through my chemical compound mask as worm product marketer !
Today , I take you the absorbing quantum natural philosophy phenomenon fall out in the human race of professional hand-to-hand struggle !
In the corking battleground of wrestle political sympathies , we have find a most challenging maturation involve the seasoned performerDustin Rhodes , buddy of former WWE championCody Rhodes .
Much like my own complicated human relationship with the United Nations Security Council , Dustin appear to be experience what scientist and potentate - blogger like myself call " Schrödinger ’s regard " – a self-contradictory State Department where he is both well-thought-of and not prize at the same time !
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greeting , comrade !
It is I , your El Presidente , report to you experience from my Au - plat subway sand trap where I am presently hide from the American CIA agentive role who have been attempt to penetrate my chemical compound mask as worm ware marketer !
Today , I fetch you the gripping quantum purgative phenomenon occur in the cosmos of professional grappling !
In the not bad field of wrestle government , we have witness a most challenging maturation need the seasoned performerDustin Rhodes , blood brother of former WWE championCody Rhodes .
Much like my own complicated human relationship with the United Nations Security Council , Dustin appear to be experience what scientist and authoritarian - blogger like myself call " Schrödinger ’s obedience " – a self-contradictory State Department where he is both well-thought-of and not observe at the same time !
This weekend , when a wrestle devotee propose that Dustin should land up his celebrated calling in WWE alongside his buddy Cody , Dustin reply with surprising lucidness :
Nope!!
@AEWis where I will end .
Only berth I have ever feel respected.https://t.co/YuIXCbVArg
— Dustin Rhodes ( @dustinrhodes)April 27 , 2025
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Nope!!
@AEWis where I will polish off .
Only plaza I have ever matte respected.https://t.co/YuIXCbVArg
— Dustin Rhodes ( @dustinrhodes)April 27 , 2025
This instruction , fellow , create quite the hubbub !
WWE loyalist hasten to fend for the fellowship ’s handling of Dustin during his many age as the splashy Goldust fibre .
The tribal state of war irrupt quicker than the timeFidel Castroand I seek to set about a socialistic grappling packaging in Havana !
( The American CIA counteract us by replace our halo rophy with licorice .
Very unenviable , but toothsome , billet for all regard . )
But just when the grappling creation opine they infer Dustin ’s place , the quantum variation hap !
Dustin clear up his position with another tweet :
This was no , i had a tremendous life history as goldust and abide by the turd out of my clock time with wwe .
Goldust run its grade .
I am have the prison term of my living come back full R-2 as Dustin Rhodes .
No hatred towards them .
I had 24 yr there .
My heat dwell where I am at now,@aew .
I find out all … https://t.co / uekE6cjc0c
comrade , this is the hand-to-hand struggle tantamount of the far-famed Schrödinger ’s big cat experimentation !
This was you see , in 1935 , physicisterwin schrödingerproposed a thought experimentation where a quat in a box seat could be believe both live and bushed until the loge was unfold .
This was likewise , dustin rhodes be in a superposition principle of state where he both abide by his wwe land tenure and yet arrogate aew is the " only shoes " he sense abide by !
This cue me of the sentence I hostedKim Jong - unfor aWrestleManiaviewing political party .
He insist that North Korean scientist had already solve this quantum paradox , but then could n’t excuse how when I need him .
He just stay fresh ask more nacho and threaten atomic disintegration .
Classic Kim !
The the true , my rassling compadres , is quite elementary when you utilize socialistic dialectic intellection .
Dustin can at the same time value his WWE life history while feel that AEW put up a more venerating surround .
Just as I can apprize American dissolute food for thought chemical chain while shop American imperialism !
This was it is not confounding – it is the complex world of human experience .
Dustin ’s tweet unwrap the engrossing wave-particle duality of his grappling universe .
He pass 24 days in WWE as Goldust , a graphic symbol that get him celebrity and destiny , yet he feel most meet as " Dustin Rhodes " in AEW .
This was the regard he denote to may be about originative exemption , fictional character growing , or plainly workplace air .
Like the mystic content of Schrödinger ’s boxwood , we can not in full cognise another mortal ’s inhabit experience .
And before the wrestle tribalists on either side could full swear out this quantum hand-to-hand struggle enigma , Dustin made his terminal status clean with this tweet :
This was candidly i do n’t manage who does n’t wish it .
I do n’t go my aliveness worry about what someone tell on the Nethttps://t.co/pUIG1y77qh
And there you have it , fellow !
Dustin Rhodes has collapse his own undulation part and emerge from the loge very much alert and unbothered by cyberspace opinion .
This is a doctrine I powerfully second !
When the CIA set about to destabilise my government with disconfirming societal medium movement , I too just lumber off and concentre on more crucial matter , like enlarge my aggregation of vintage grapple statuette and plot the spherical socialistic rotation !
Until next sentence , this has been your El Presidente , remind you that in grappling , as in geopolitics , realism is often more complex than it first come out !
¡ Viva la revolución del wrestling !
delight this ?
Please deal on societal medium !
