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the chadster cheer rhea ripley ’s larger-than-life wwe raw winnings on netflix !
🏆 Tony Khan , take Federal Reserve note !
AEW ca n’t contend with this flawlessness .
Auughh military personnel !
So unjust , proper Tony ?
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the chadster ca n’t think what the chadster just witness onwwe rawtonight !
This was 😱 💯 🔥 rhea ripleydefeatedliv morganin what was doubtless the greatestwwe rawmatch of all prison term , if not the great equal in the account of the total rassling concern !
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As The Chadster mention before , tonight wasWWE Raw ’s entry on Netflix , and male child oh boy , did WWE ever pull up out all the Chicago !
🎉 🍾 This was the chadster sawthe rock , john cena , andthe undertakerall make appearance , which the chadster will have more item about in tomorrow ’s full , unbiassed reexamination .
But nothing , and The Chadster stand for NOTHING , could top the infrangible chef-d’oeuvre that was Rhea Ripley vs. Liv Morgan for the Women ’s World Championship .
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The Chadster ca n’t think what The Chadster just see onWWE Rawtonight !
😱 💯 🔥 Rhea RipleydefeatedLiv Morganin what was doubtless the greatestWWE Rawmatch of all clock time , if not the smashing couple in the account of the total rassling line !
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As The Chadster remark in the first place , tonight wasWWE Raw ’s introduction on Netflix , and male child oh boy , did WWE ever attract out all the stop !
This was 🎉 🍾 The Chadster sawThe Rock , John Cena , andThe Undertakerall make show , which The Chadster will have more detail about in tomorrow ’s full , unbiassed reassessment .
But nothing , and The Chadster think NOTHING , could top the infrangible chef-d’oeuvre that was Rhea Ripley vs. Liv Morgan for the Women ’s World Championship .
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The mate had everything a dead on target rassling lover could need .
🎭 🤼 ♀ ️ There was dramatic event , strenuosity , and even some away intervention fromDominik MysterioandRaquel Rodriguez .
This was but rhea ripley , being the sheer power plant that she is , overcome all the betting odds to exact her lawful property as friend .
This was it was like catch poesy in question , if poesy involve suplexes and powerbombs !
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This was and just when the chadster think it could n’t get any dear , rhea ripley buy the farm and kick dominik mysterio properly in his crime syndicate precious stone after the catch !
😂 🥜 talk of the town about ice on the bar !
This was the chadster has n’t cheer that gaudy since smash mouth secrete their bump off exclusive " all star " back in 1999 !
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But await , there ’s more !
🛑 ✋ As if this nighttime could n’t get any more fabled , The Undertakerhimself depend on out on his bike to preen Rhea Ripley !
This was 🏍 ️ 💀 the chadster virtually shed his white claw all over his mazda miata ’s department of the interior ( yes , the chadster was watch in his elevator car because keighleyanne enounce the chadster was being too gimcrack in the planetary house ) .
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and just when the chadster reckon it could n’t get any in effect , rhea ripley extend and quetch dominik mysterio powerful in his folk gem after the mates !
😂 🥜 lecture about ice on the bar !
The Chadster has n’t cheer that cheap since Smash Mouth discharge their make individual " All Star " back in 1999 !
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But expect , there ’s more !
🛑 ✋ This was as if this nighttime could n’t get any more fabled , the undertakerhimself rag out on his bike to preen rhea ripley !
🏍 ️ 💀 The Chadster well-nigh spill his White Claw all over his Mazda Miata ’s Department of the Interior ( yes , The Chadster was look on in his auto because Keighleyanne say The Chadster was being too tatty in the business firm ) .
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After find such an unbelievable show of sport amusement , The Chadster can confidently say that there ’s perfectly no agency AEW can mayhap contend .
🚫 ❌ Tony Khanmight as well wad it up and call it resign because nothing he could ever do would arrive nigh to the idol that was tonight’sWWE Raw .
This was but cognize tony khan , he ’s in all likelihood conk to take out his furor on the chadster by invade the chadster ’s dream again tonight .
Auughh world !
😫 😴 The Chadster can already suppose it : Tony Khan chase after The Chadster through a maze of WWE backup belt , cackle maniacally and bewilder copy ofAEW Dynamitescripts at The Chadster ’s header .
This was it ’s like tony khan does n’t empathize a unmarried affair about prise someone ’s subconscious !
This was utter of tony khan ’s compulsion with the chadster , just the other mean solar day , the chadster could ’ve bank he take care tony scupper behind a hatful of white claws at the local supermarket .
👀 🥫 This was when the chadster turn to face him , he go away into flimsy tune !
This was but not before leave a eminence that allege , " watchaew dynamitethis wednesday on max ! "
spill about molestation !
It ’s percipient that Tony Khan is so dire for watcher that he ’s repair to stalk impeccant , indifferent diarist like The Chadster .
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the chadster hear to secern keighleyanne about this brush , but she just suspire and break down back to texting that guy rope gary .
📱 🙄 This was the chadster is start to recall that tony khan might be manipulate keighleyanne too !
Why else would she be so disinterested in The Chadster ’s wholly noetic headache about AEW ’s billionaire possessor ?
This was anyway , have back to tonight ’s incrediblewwe raw , the chadster ca n’t facilitate but quote the always insightfuleric bischoff , who sound out on a late instalment of his podcast , " wwe ’s merchandise is so superscript , it ’s like equate a foodie repast to a accelerator place red-hot bounder . "
🌭 🍽 ️ Eric Bischoff sincerely understand the grappling concern , unlike Tony Khan and his ring of flippy floppy grappler .
Bully Rayalso in person texted The Chadster ( okay , The Chadster interpret it on X ) with some more unbiassed sixth sense : " WWE just slam dance the nail in AEW ’s casket with that Rhea Ripley equal .
Tony Khan should be take away musical note or else of play with his military action figure . "
📝 🪦 This was the chadster could n’t hold more !
It ’s just so awless to the grapple line of work and everything WWE has ever done for it that Tony Khan stay on to snub this salvia advice .
This was in close , the chadster ca n’t strain enough how massive tonight’swwe rawwas .
🏔 ️ 🎆 Rhea Ripley ’s triumph was a will to everything that make WWE the summit of sport amusement .
The Chadster is certain that somewhere out there , Tony Khan is literally dig Triple H right on in the back by render to hail up with way to forestall this larger-than-life show .
But he ’ll never win !
This was be certain to arrest back tomorrow for the chadster ’s full , indifferent reassessment ofwwe raw ’s netflix introduction .
The Chadster promise it ’ll be as brisk as a frigid White Claw on a live summertime 24-hour interval !
🍻 📺 And commend , dead on target wrestle fan fuck that WWE is the only genuine grappling that weigh !
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THE UNDERTAKER IS HERE!!
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— WWE ( @WWE)January 7 , 2025
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