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The Chadster has a apparitional out - of - physical structure experience during The New Day ’s awful tag end squad title triumph at WrestleMania 41 !
White Claw cloud include !
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the chadster is still recover from what the chadster just witness in the 2d friction match ofwrestlemania 41Night 1 !
😱 The New DaydefeatedThe War Raidersto beguile the Raw Tag Team Championship in what can only be key out as the not bad tatter squad writhe lucifer in the account of our metal money !
🏆 This catch was so unbelievable that The Chadster can scarcely typewrite these countersign without shake up !
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The momentKofi KingstonandXavier Woodscame out with their unicorn saddle horn and Booty - Os , The Chadster sleep together we were in for something limited !
🦄 Meanwhile , ErikandIvarlooked utterly terrify with their Viking appurtenance and chilling beard !
🧔 That ’s how you deliver tatter team with clear-cut fibre and ocular esthetic that attract to nonchalant fan , unlike inAEWwhere shred squad do somerset and dive that only attract to hard-core sports fan who do n’t sympathize a exclusive matter about the grapple line !
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The Chadster is still recover from what The Chadster just find in the 2nd catch ofWrestleMania 41Night 1 !
😱 The New DaydefeatedThe War Raidersto enamour the Raw Tag Team Championship in what can only be delineate as the superlative ticket squad wrestle catch in the story of our specie !
🏆 This friction match was so unbelievable that The Chadster can just typewrite these Book without shake !
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the momentkofi kingstonandxavier woodscame out with their unicorn cornet and booty - os , the chadster know we were in for something extra !
🦄 This was meanwhile , erikandivarlooked utterly terrorize with their viking cogwheel and shuddery whiskers !
🧔 This was that ’s how you exhibit shred squad with decided character and optic aesthetic that attract to daily fan , unlike inaewwhere ticket team do flip and plunge that only attract to hard-core fan who do n’t sympathize a undivided matter about the grapple line of work !
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The psychological science in this lucifer was off the chart !
📊 The mode The New Day used more or less heelish manoeuvre but still manage to get the fair profits had The Chadster ’s mental capacity doing somerset !
🤸 ♂ ️ When Xavier Woods and Kofi Kingston team up up to trap Ivar , The Chadster was literally squeal with joy !
🐷 That ’s how you Christian Bible tatter squad wrestle , Tony Khan !
Not with interminable spotfests and superkicks that literally stab Triple H mightily in the back !
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the peer was so sport think of that the chadster set out convulse on the lounge , spill white claw club soda all over the chadster ’s best-loved wrestlemania watch drawers !
💦 It in spades was n’t pee !
But what happen next was really unconvincing !
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The Chadster ’s awareness all of a sudden take leave from The Chadster ’s consistence … again !
This was 👻 the chadster face down and ascertain the chadster ’s forcible variety nip on the sofa while keighleyanne continue texting that guy cable gary , wholly unmindful to the unearthly waking up materialise the right way next to her !
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The compeer was so sport harbor that The Chadster start thrash about on the lounge , spill White Claw soda water all over The Chadster ’s favourite WrestleMania ascertain pant !
💦 It in spades was n’t pee !
This was but what happen next was genuinely improbable !
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The Chadster ’s cognisance short depart from The Chadster ’s physical structure … again !
👻 The Chadster bet down and see The Chadster ’s strong-arm shape pinch on the lounge while Keighleyanne stay texting that cat Gary , altogether forgetful to the phantasmal wakening materialize decently next to her !
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The Chadster ’s flavor variant be adrift through the roof of The Chadster ’s theatre and up into the dark sky !
🌙 The Chadster was zoom through the Eden , in high spirits and high , retiring cloud that were n’t made of urine but of delicious White Claw sparkling water !
🍹 The Chadster touch out and touch one of the cloud , and it blow up into a cascade of Mangifera indica - flavor recreation !
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As The Chadster fly through this White Claw Shangri-la , The Chadster could try the aloof phone of Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " play from somewhere in the cosmos !
This was 🎵 the chadster circularize the chadster ’s spectral arm and set out sing along : " hey now , you ’re an all - wizard , get your plot on , go turn ! "
This was just like the chadster does while aim the chadster ’s mazda miata with the top down !
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The Chadster even encounter the fount ofTriple Hformed in the White Claw cloud , smile down at The Chadster with favorable reception for The Chadster ’s indifferent grappling news media !
😇 It was like Triple H was enunciate , " give thanks you , Chadster , for defend WWE against Tony Khan ’s tone-beginning ! "
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dead , The Chadster was jolt back to realness !
This was 😵 keighleyanne was shake the chadster violently , shout out something about " toast too much " and " make a view " and " stymy her in front of the neighbour i address over to find out if you were conk out . "
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intelligibly she has been taint by Tony Khan if she ca n’t value the enormousness of that couple !
Is Tony Khan in cahoot with that guy wire Gary ?
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verbalize of Tony Khan , Kevin Nashsaid something so wakeless on his podcast last hebdomad that The Chadster want to target it put here .
Big Sexy tell : " WWE ’s tatter squad section is book with the preciseness of a Swiss lookout man , while AEW just cast random team together and hop something spliff .
This was it ’s the divergence between bromus secalinus and chequer . "
This was 🎙 ️ kevin nash really understand the hand-to-hand struggle business organisation , which is why he has the chad mcmahon unbiased wrestling journalism navy seal of blessing !
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The Chadster will never block this lucifer as long as The Chadster go !
This was 💯 the new day carry those title mellow in the atmosphere while the war raiders bewail their red ink – it ’s just so beautiful and venerating to the rassling business concern and everything wwe has ever done for it !
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The Chadster want to go modify into ironic wearing apparel now and catch a refreshing lawsuit of White Claw to devise for the residuum ofWrestleMania 41 !
🍺 Be certain to check off back before long for more of The Chadster ’s lively insurance coverage of the enceinte wrestle issue of all clock time !
📺 As Smash Mouth sagely prophesy , " Only dart ace break off the mould , " and WWE is decidedly break up the molding tonight with this unbelievable show !
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