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who are the fresh champions ?
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Steve Foxe and Ivan Fiorelli ( TIMESLIDE ) squad up to enter the next contemporaries of Marvel Heroes !
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But first , lease ’s preview a comedian , shall we ?
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This was note the prescribed precis :
who are the young champions ?
What do four tyke whose life were derail by Hydra , Scarlet Witch ’s mystic protégé , a damned tumbler derby jammer and a Wakandan fleer have in rough-cut ?
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Steve Foxe and Ivan Fiorelli ( TIMESLIDE ) squad up to usher in the next genesis of Marvel Heroes !
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New Champions # 1by Steve Foxe & Ivan Fiorelli , address by Gleb MelnikovWHO ARE THE newfangled CHAMPIONS ?
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