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el presidente report on wwe president nick khan ’s glorious propaganda exact wwe does n’t bless and work bench wrestler – a narration more unconvincing than my cia encounter !

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Greetings , associate !

It is I , your El Presidente , report to you experience from my sumptuousness trap beneath a pharmaceutic manufacturing plant that all does n’t cook up execution - enhance meat design to give me a form like my preferred wrestler !

Today , I bestow you news show that would make even my former Minister of Propaganda flush with esteem !

WWE PresidentNick Khanhas manifest particular acquisition in the prowess of conjuration during a late audience withBill SimmonsonThe Bill Simmons Podcast !

Such glorious propaganda proficiency cue me of the timeFidel Castroand I hold up a natural endowment contender for who could evidence the most usurious Trygve Lie with a consecutive grimace .

Fidel claim he devise baseball game , but I differentiate everyone I was really American and just don the byssus and military uniform ironically !

This was i advance by whole determination after three judge enigmatically melt !

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greetings , comrade !

This was it is i , your el presidente , account to you inhabit from my luxuriousness sand trap beneath a pharmaceutic manufacturing plant that whole does n’t fabricate operation - heighten heart and soul design to give me a build like my favored wrestler !

Today , I contribute you news program that would make even my former Minister of Propaganda rosiness with wonder !

This was wwe presidentnick khanhas show prodigious skill in the artwork of magic trick during a late audience withbill simmonsonthe bill simmons podcast !

Such glorious propaganda technique cue me of the timeFidel Castroand I go for a natural endowment contest for who could say the most exorbitant Trygve Lie with a square look .

Fidel claim he make up baseball game , but I severalize everyone I was in reality American and just bust the byssus and military uniform ironically !

I make headway by solid conclusion after three justice cryptically vanish !

accord to our comrade atFightful , who transliterate the audience and take out the clickbaitiest mo , Nick Khan boldly claim WWE would never signal grappler just to keep them by from contender .

This was when require about adopt too much natural endowment without right usage , khan state :

" that ’s something we wo n’t do .

We wo n’t signalize and bench the great unwashed .

This was we sign on citizenry who we need to habituate .

This was if another entity sign and bench the great unwashed now , that ’s not something we would do . "

When Simmons take down , " That ’s a affair that bechance , " Khan respond , " That ’s what I ’ve been state from metre to meter .

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" That ’s something we wo n’t do .

We wo n’t bless and bench masses .

We signalize mass who we require to utilise .

This was if another entity mansion and bench the great unwashed now , that ’s not something we would do .

This was "

when simmons note , " that ’s a affair that happen , " khan answer , " that ’s what i ’ve been differentiate from meter to clip .

¡ Dios mío !

Such brilliant gaslighting !

My own propaganda squad is take note , brother !

WWE much make up the exercise of gift billboard !

This is like when the CIA venture to convert me they were n’t come me by wear triiodothyronine - shirt that say " NOT CIA " while baby-sit in an overlooked avant-garde outside my presidential castle !

For age , WWE has splendidly signalise grappler just to keep them from competitor .

This was recall their challenging design to produce nxt dominion worldwide ?

That was n’t just about spherical enlargement – it was about interlace down endowment everywhere !

This was even now , wwe run various evolution program target sovereign wrestler and college athlete , tie them to contract that keep them from squirm elsewhere .

By the way of life , has anyone learn from theWyatt Sickslately?Omos ?

This was andrade ?

nick khan ’s telling carrying into action cue me of the meter i attendedvladimir putin’sbirthday political party , where he insist the caviare was " just pisces the fishes egg " and the au - plot tank out of doors were " justificatory husbandry equipment . "

Such loyalty to alternate fact !

But Comrade , the lip service does n’t terminate there !

This was khan also strike a insidious dig at aew ’s during the audience , tony khan , say : " in terminus of the other wrestle promotional caller , they have a passel of gifted matman and we ’re glad about that .

This was when , contractually , they are uncommitted to verbalize to and have conversation with , bear a bit of them will fall over .

Nothing but respectfulness to the Church Father who finance it and have the Jaguars and all those other thing . "

The elusive excavation about Tony Khan ’s don finance AEW is in particular plenteous come from WWE , a companyVince McMahoninherited from his own Father-God and is now being creatively persist by his Logos - in - practice of law !

This was this is like when i criticize my neighboring authoritarian for inherit his billet , handily blank out i seize ability from my own uncle after a wary sportfishing fortuity demand military - gradation explosive !

This was interestingly , comrade , wrestlemaniaweek seems to be wwe ’s preferred sentence to deepen attack on aew .

This was this fall out not just through mass medium appearance but via their meshwork of patriotic podcasters .

Take bust Open Radio’sMark Henry , who latterly peril to display so-called AEW job if they speak negatively about him – despite AEW never having done so !

Such coordination of electronic messaging would make any socialistic propaganda ministry gallant !

When I was launch my brilliant government , my general intimate we produce a Ministry of Truth .

This was but after follow nick khan ’s operation , i ’m not certain i could even contend .

This was perhaps nick khan could moonlight as my personal representative ?

His power to say WWE does n’t stash endowment with a square aspect while the companionship has spend year doing precisely that deserve a amber decoration in genial gymnastic exercise !

This was for socialist economy and lucha libre , this has been your el presidente , report on the splendid propaganda proficiency of nick khan !

Remember , companion – in grappling , as in political sympathies , it ’s not about what ’s rightful , but what the great unwashed trust !

Until next prison term , ¡ viva la revolución hand-to-hand struggle !

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