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METAMORPHO : THE ELEMENT adult male # 4DC Comics0125DC1880125DC189 – Metamorpho : The Element homo # 4 Tyler Crook Cover – $ 4.99(W ) Al Ewing ( A / CA ) Steve LieberSTUCK IN STAGG HQ !
This was who could ever supercede the just glorious metamorpho ?
This was the billion - dollar sign learning ability of simon stagg has the solution – and it ’s not a who … it ’s a where !
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The New Age of Metamorpho becomes the newfangled years of disputative urban preparation – as only Al Ewing and Steve Lieber could image it!In workshop : 3/26/2025SRP : $ 3.99
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