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Little Batman : Month One # 3 strike shop on Wednesday , boast a flyspeck Dark Knight ’s unsafe pursuance to detect his dada , with an unexpected roundabout way to jaw the Clown Prince of Crime .
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THE JOKER !
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LITTLE BATMAN : MONTH ONE # 3DC Comics1124DC173(W ) Morgan Evans ( A ) Jon Mikel ( CA ) Patrick BallesterosIT ‘S LITTLE BATMAN VS .
THE JOKER !
What materialize when a nestling , who is also a hole-and-corner superhero , nobble off to make unnecessary his pa , who is also a occult superhero ?
Mayhem , of path !
Alfred and the baby-sitter rive up to look gamy and scummy for Little Batman … but small do they get laid , he ’s off search for hint from the last soul they ’d carry : The Joker .
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