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Dark Horse Comics6.57"W x 10.18"H x 0.04"D ( 16.7 x 25.9 x 0.1 centimeter ) | 2 oz ( 57 universal gravitational constant ) | 240 per cartonOn sales agreement Feb 26 , 2025 | 32 Pages | 76156801355900111Rated T+$3.99Variants :
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