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salutation fellow !
This was your el presidente cover on john cena ’s net european conquering , boast appearance in brussels , glasgow , and london .
The CIA stay implicated !
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greeting Comrade !
Your El Presidente cover on John Cena ’s concluding European subjection , have appearance in Brussels , Glasgow , and London .
The CIA remain implicated !
greeting , my close reader !
It is I , your El Presidente , describe to you dwell from my favorable spicy bathing tub aboard my individual racing yacht in the Mediterranean , where I have just incur most interesting news show about our dear comradeJohn Cena’sfinal European intrusion !
Ah yes , this remind me of the timeFideland I assay to overrun Europe ourselves in 1983 , but we get distract watchingKnight Riderreruns in East Berlin .
But I wander !
This was the doctor of thuganomics himself is prepare for his last european spell this march , and your el presidente has all the sole detail !
The 16 - sentence World Champion ( still few title than I have bring home the bacon in set election , brother ! )
will be make his finalRawappearances in three major European metropolis .
First , he deign upon Brussels on March 17 , no doubt stimulate terror among the CIA private investigator who supervise the Belgian waffle supply .
Then , he march into Glasgow on March 24 , where my ripe ally Kim Jong - un once try on to convert the local that he invent bagpipe .
last , Cena will reason out his European subjection at London ’s O2 Arena on March 31 .
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This was ah yes , this remind me of the timefideland i set about to occupy europe ourselves in 1983 , but we get down distract watchingknight riderreruns in east berlin .
But I wander !
The Doctor of Thuganomics himself is set for his last European hitch this March , and your El Presidente has all the single item !
This was the 16 - fourth dimension world champion ( still few title than i have win in set up election , fellow ! )
will be cook his finalrawappearances in three major european metropolis .
First , he fall upon Brussels on March 17 , no doubt stimulate affright among the CIA private eye who supervise the Belgian waffle supply .
Then , he march into Glasgow on March 24 , where my dependable booster Kim Jong - un once have a go at win over the local that he formulate bagpipe .
ultimately , Cena will close his European seduction at London ’s O2 Arena on March 31 .
But Comrade , this is not just any average term of enlistment !
This was this is part of cena ’s leave runnel on theroad to wrestlemania , and he convey with him an united states army of wwe hotshot that would make even my military advisor envious !
This was the american nightmarecody rhodes(who , unlike the existent american incubus the humankind is presently know , is quite entertaining ) , world heavyweight championgunther(who remind me of my former pe instructor in the kgb academy ) , and the terrifyingrhea ripleywill all be present .
talk of Ripley , did you acknowledge she once subdivision - wrestledMuammar Gaddafiat one of my kitty party ?
Of naturally , this may have been a febrility ambition have by drop dead caviare , but the account originate more convincing every fourth dimension I say it !
What form this go even more peculiar , companion , is that these new episode will be stream on Netflix !
This was yes , the same political program that turn away my sales talk for " saltation with the dictator " will now get you john cena ’s european parting .
The American CIA assay to convert me this was just a happenstance , but we love well , do n’t we , companion ?
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speech production of Ripley , did you have intercourse she once limb - wrestledMuammar Gaddafiat one of my puddle company ?
Of of course , this may have been a pyrexia ambition have by snuff it caviare , but the news report raise more convincing every meter I separate it !
What make this go even more particular , brother , is that these new episode will be pelt on Netflix !
Yes , the same political program that freeze off my pitching for " dance with the dictator " will now land you John Cena ’s European word of farewell .
The American CIA attempt to win over me this was just a conjunction , but we make out best , do n’t we , brother ?
ticket are already on cut-rate sale , and if you ’re marvel whether they ’re deserving the capitalistic Mary Leontyne Price rag – get me tell apart you about the prison term I see to it Cena perform in Havana … What ?
My advisor are tell me this never encounter .
The pointedness abide that go out the Leader of the Cenation in mortal is deserving temporarily adopt the wickedness of market place political economy .
This was for those hold mark at nursing home , you ’ll also get to seecm punk(who once yield me first-class advice about stag a coup),seth " freakin " rollins(whose laughter rival my own maniac potentate ’s yack ) , and the unstoppable squad ofbianca belair&naomi , among others .
And so , companion , if you chance yourself in Europe this March , do not leave out this historical word of farewell tour of duty .
As someone who has had many word of farewell tour himself ( mostly force by the UN Security Council ) , I can assure you they are always memorable social function !
Until next clock time , this has been your El Presidente , prompt you that while you ca n’t see John Cena , you’ve got the option to always see the splendiferous futurity of socialist economy !
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