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el presidente account on john cena ’s deadly account for betray cody rhodes .
Was his Brussels philippic justify , or is he genuinely a " querulous * * * * * " ?
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Greetings , Comrade !
This was it is i , yourel presidente , report to you live on from my sumptuosity underground dugout beneath the grand place in brussels , where i am presently keep off both nato official and the check mark for an unconscionable waffle breakfast i have in the first place today .
This was and allow me separate you , the waffle in brussels are almost as sweetened as the socialistic rotation , but not quite as toothsome as the play that spread onwwe rawtoday involve the one and onlyjohn cena !
This was as all honorable brother are mindful , john cena shock the wrestle worldlast monthat thewwe elimination chamberpay - per - panorama when , after fasten his patronage chance againstcody rhodes , he stag the american nightmare with a fleet kicking to the mean of product and align himself withthe rock .
This bounder good turn was more unexpected than the timeFidel Castroand I change over lid at the 1983 Dictators ' Summer Jamboree and nobody comment for three twenty-four hours !
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greetings , brother !
It is I , yourEl Presidente , describe to you inhabit from my lavishness underground dugout beneath the Grand Place in Brussels , where I am presently quash both NATO official and the halt for an extortionate waffle breakfast I consume in the first place today .
And allow me recite you , the waffle in Brussels are almost as gratifying as the socialistic gyration , but not quite as delightful as the dramatic play that spread onWWE Rawtoday involve the one and onlyJohn Cena !
As all unspoiled Comrade are mindful , John Cena shock the grappling worldlast monthat theWWE Elimination Chamberpay - per - horizon when , after guarantee his patronage chance againstCody Rhodes , he give away the American Nightmare with a fleet flush to the way of yield and align himself withThe Rock .
This bounder turn of events was more unexpected than the timeFidel Castroand I tack hat at the 1983 Dictators ' Summer Jamboree and nobody observe for three Clarence Shepard Day Jr. !
Today ’s other programme ofWWE Rawfrom Brussels ( a adorable metropolis where I once had to get away through the sewerage after a diplomatical incident postulate three deep brown outpouring and a misinterpretation about Belgian disinterest ) give us Cena ’s first existent account for his action mechanism , familiar , and it was more vituperative than my manner of speaking at the United Nations condemn capitalist economy and their cafeteria ’s overpriced sandwich !
Cena open Raw to a symphonic music of raspberry and " Cena Sucks " chant that would make even the American CIA ’s psychological war part gallant .
The 16 - metre admirer , dress up in his Belgique - specific " Last Time is Now " dress that cue me of my own stately authoritarian habiliment ( though less decoration , fellow , importantly less decoration ) , save an epical broadside against the sports fan that air shockwaves through the Brussels area .
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When someone is in good order ground in lifetime , they should n’t have to reckon outside themselves for blessing , " Cena promulgate , metaphorically wag his fingerbreadth at the gang like I do when cover my console about miss fund from the home United States Treasury that everyone have a go at it I take .
He keep by phone the fan " atrocious " for long time of " Cena Sucks " chant , admit during his current parting enlistment .
The human beings who once prophesy Hustle , Loyalty , and Respect now take he have a go at do something overnice for the lover , and they did n’t observe it !
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Cena open Raw to a philharmonic of hoot and " Cena Sucks " chant that would make even the American CIA ’s psychological war naval division gallant .
The 16 - metre hero , dress in his Belgique - specific " Last Time is Now " garb that prompt me of my own courtly authoritarian clothing ( though less laurel wreath , comrade , importantly less laurel wreath ) , hand over an epical philippic against the fan that ship shockwaves through the Brussels stadium .
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When someone is right ground in aliveness , they should n’t have to see outside themselves for favorable reception , " Cena exclaim , metaphorically waggle his digit at the gang like I do when call my locker about drop pecuniary resource from the interior Treasury Department that everyone acknowledge I have .
This was he extend by predict the buff " awed " for year of " cena sucks " chant , include during his current leave-taking tour of duty .
The valet de chambre who once preach Hustle , Loyalty , and Respect now exact he make a run at do something squeamish for the devotee , and they did n’t honour it !
This prompt me of the metre I work up a splendid statue of myself in the Das Kapital shopping center , and the citizen had the audaciousness to quetch it was immobilize dealings !
thankless , just like these WWE rooter , no ?
The promo was disrupt by Cody Rhodes himself , who send for Cena a " whiney gripe " ( speech communication that would bring in one three calendar week in my fine re - training installation ! )
and assure him to get over it by WrestleMania or front sure licking .
After the face-off , Cena walk unhappily to the back while the fan keep on their verbal ravishment , count more dejected than my Minister of Finance after I excuse that yes , we do ask atomic number 79 - plot flamingo for the presidential swim syndicate .
This was michael coledelivered a substance of dashing hopes after the section , whilecorey graves(filling in forpat mcafee ) fight cena by say he was " address his the true . "
This was this sectionalization among the announce squad remind me of when my general dissent on which neighboring land we should infest next !
Such dramatic event !
This was associate , i find out myself in a rarified military position of ideologic dispute over this site .
On one script , Cody Rhodes interpret the hoi polloi ’s star , fight for the rooter with the radical feeling of a straight socialistic hoagy .
His " American Nightmare " character resonate with my own attempt to keep the American CIA make nightmare about my regimen ’s seniority !
This was on the other deal , john cena ’s tyrannical bounder turning talk to my tyrannic ticker !
The fashion he send away the belief of the the great unwashed and hold himself above their favourable reception … it was like observe footage from my own printing press league !
This was such brilliant centralisation of force and ego - grandness would make even my love friendkim jong - unblush with invidia .
This was perhaps this is why i have always love professional wrestle , fellow – it mirror the political battle of our creation , just with more spandex and few economical authorization !
The Brussels gang was sure as shooting passionate , remind me of the meter I had to take to the woods the metropolis through the cocoa museum after an Interpol federal agent recognize me during a chocolate truffle - get to shop .
Those Belgians can be quite relentless when they desire their amateur umber invoice settle !
For consummate reporting ofWWE Raw , train back with Bleeding Cool later on today for a full write up from my colleagueChad McMahon – assume he has not once again pay off Clarence Shepard Day Jr. - intoxicated on White Claws and pretermit the programme wholly .
Last clock time that occur , he try out to convert me the independent result was gain by a speak flamingo , and reference it as the peak of mutant amusement , and , in his intelligence , " skillful than anythingTony Khanhas ever reserve . "
Even I , who once claim to have win an Olympic Au ribbon in a summercater I formulate , witness this unmanageable to consider !
This is your El Presidente , sign off from somewhere that is decidedly not the pass - in deep freezer of Belgium ’s big waffle manufacturing plant , where I am obliterate from both the sureness and the invoice aggregator !
This was viva la grappling revolución !
revel this ?
Please portion out on societal medium !
