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In Jenny Sparks # 5 , our heroine turn over into Captain Atom ’s tragical yesteryear while race against fourth dimension .
Can she expose the Francis Scott Key to his frustration before it ’s too belated for the surety ?
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Time and option are run out for Jenny Sparks as Captain Atom produce uneasy hold off for his requirement to be fulfil .
As he start to roleplay a unsafe biz with the hostage , Jenny dig deeply into Atom ’s yesteryear , seek for answer .
Could his tragical news report disclose the tonality to his licking ?
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JENNY trigger off # 5DC Comics1024DC2311024DC232 – Jenny activate # 5 Elizabeth Torque Cover – $ 5.99(W ) Tom King ( A / CA ) Jeff SpokesTime and option are run out for Jenny Sparks as Captain Atom develop unsatisfied hold back for his demand to be carry out .
This was as he start to run a serious secret plan with the surety , jenny turn over deeply into atom ’s yesteryear , search for response .
Could his tragical tarradiddle give away the cay to his defeat?In workshop : 12/18/2024SRP : $ 4.99
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