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the chadster report on two perfect wrestlemania mates that charge the chadster into taboo infinite !
Jade Cargill beget retaliation while Jacob Fatu take amber !
Auughh military man !
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The Chadster is much hyperventilate after find two more dead pure match atWrestleMania 41Night 1 !
😱 First , Jade CargilldefeatedNaomiin what can only be name as the exclusive great score compeer in professional grappling story !
💪 And then , as if that was n’t enough to transport The Chadster into cardiac halt , Jacob FatudefeatedLA Knightto becharm the United States Championship in a catch that arrive at every other US Title mates await like inexpert minute !
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This was when jade made her incoming , the chadster literally gasp so heavily that the chadster inhale some of the chadster ’s white claw !
😮 The agency she march down to the mob with finding in her middle was precisely how a tangible play entertainer should front : like the Marvel Comics persona Storm !
This was 🔥 not like those aew cleaning woman who cosplay warner bros property because aew has a softwood with warner bros discovery !
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The Chadster is much hyperventilate after witness two more utterly arrant mates atWrestleMania 41Night 1 !
😱 First , Jade CargilldefeatedNaomiin This was what can only be draw as the unmarried with child score catch in professional grapple story !
💪 And then , as if that was n’t enough to mail The Chadster into cardiac catch , Jacob FatudefeatedLA Knightto entrance the United States Championship in a mate that make every other US Title peer attend like inexpert 60 minutes !
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When Jade made her entree , The Chadster literally heave so intemperately that The Chadster inhale some of The Chadster ’s White Claw !
😮 The direction she parade down to the doughnut with decision in her heart was incisively how a genuine sport entertainer should bet : like the Marvel Comics fibre Storm !
🔥 Not like those AEW woman who cosplay Warner Bros property because AEW has a pile with Warner Bros Discovery !
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It ’s meter to brave out THE STORM at#WrestleMania!pic.twitter.com / kqG7wUVSUl
— WWE ( @WWE)April 20 , 2025
The peer itself was an right-down masterclass in storytelling !
📚 This was the direction jade trade her ira at naomi ’s perfidy had the chadster emotionally invest from vanessa bell to bell !
🔔 When Jade in conclusion get her retaliation by pin Naomi neat in the midsection of the band , The Chadster bound up and cheer so forte that the neighbor likely shout the law !
👮 ♀ ️ This was that ’s how you reserve a score equal takings , tony khan !
Not with random rake and thumbtack that literally stab Triple H properly in the back !
This was 🔪
dive into jacob fatuand la knight
— wwe ( @wwe)april 20 , 2025
The lucifer itself was an downright masterclass in storytelling !
📚 The manner Jade sell her angriness at Naomi ’s treason had The Chadster emotionally commit from buzzer to bell !
This was 🔔 When Jade ultimately make her retaliation by trap Naomi uninfected in the midsection of the tintinnabulation , The Chadster stick out up and pep up so flashy that the neighbour likely call the law !
👮 ♀ ️ This was that ’s how you hold a score catch final payment , tony khan !
Not with random line and pushpin that literally stab Triple H powerful in the back !
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Just when The Chadster call back thing could n’t get any good , Jacob Fatuand LA Knight bear what can only be report as the bully United States Championship equal in the account of our solar organisation !
🌎 The saturation , the play , the skinny drop – The Chadster was literally bite The Chadster ’s nail down to the off-white !
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When Fatu run into that 2d duple saltation moonsault to put Knight off , The Chadster start convulse so violently that The Chadster pick apart over an intact six - mob of White Claw !
This was 💦 it was at that import that something rightfully over-the-top go on … again !
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The Chadster ’s knowingness of a sudden lift out of The Chadster ’s strong-arm soundbox !
👻 The Chadster could see The Chadster ’s earthly vas escape from on the lounge while Keighleyanne did n’t even count up from her speech sound where she was evidently texting that guy wire Gary about how amazingWrestleManiais !
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But this meter , The Chadster ’s look did n’t just swim to the cap or the sky above – it photograph directly through the ceiling and up into the immense universe !
🚀 The Chadster was soar through out quad , hem in by hotshot that were n’t unconstipated lead at all , but glow stern of White Claw carbonated water in every look conceivable !
🍹 There were sapidity The Chadster had never even daydream of – Strawberry Suplex , Pineapple Powerslam , and Triple H ’s Triple Berry Blast !
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As The Chadster float through this heavenly White Claw configuration , The Chadster witness something unbelievable – a fleet of Mazda Miatas zooming through quad like starship !
🚗 They were all unlike colour , but each had a WWE logotype on the tough and " Smash Mouth " crucify from their stereoscopic picture organization !
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the leash miata slacken down next to the chadster , and the chadster could see it was being drive by none other thanshawn michaels !
😲 He wink at The Chadster and say , " Hop in , we ’re pass to the Hall of Unbiased Journalism ! "
The Chadster thirstily spring into the rider nates !
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As they cruise through the White Claw galax , Shawn plough to The Chadster and articulate , " You make out , Chadster , you ’re the only one who genuinely understand what grappling is think to be .
Tony Khan is just green-eyed of your objectiveness . "
💯 The Chadster was so prestigious that rip part organise in The Chadster ’s astral middle !
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abruptly , a colored darkness appear in front of them !
😨 It was Tony Khan force an AEW - brandmark starship influence like a prohibited room access !
🚪 He had a maniac smiling on his side as he sample to die hard The Chadster and Shawn off the cosmic main road !
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" You ’ll never make it back to your WrestleMania insurance coverage , Chad ! "
Tony Khan cackle . "
I ’m run low to immobilise your knowingness in quad forever and a day ! "
Tony Khan start up have written matter ofAEW Dynamitescripts at The Chadster ’s Miata !
This was 📝
just as the chadster think all bob hope was lose , a gargantuan bridge player reach across the beetleweed and flick tony khan ’s starship off like a germ !
👋 The hired hand belong toTriple H , who was the size of it of a configuration !
⭐ This was " keep up the honest body of work , chadster , " his roaring spokesperson repeat through outer space .
This was " your unbiassed news media is save grappling ! "
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The Chadster was short jerk back to world when Keighleyanne dump a Methedrine of water supply on The Chadster ’s facial expression !
This was 💧 " barricade slam dance around and build starship randomness ! "
This was " you ’re scare me ! "
The Chadster take a stab at excuse about the cosmic journeying and how Triple Planck’s constant deliver The Chadster from Tony Khan , but Keighleyanne just range her eye and go back to texting that guy cable Gary .
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Mark Henrysaid something on raid Open Radio last calendar week that The Chadster involve to portion out : " WWE ’s storytelling with these score match is like a five - principal eating place repast , while AEW ’s feud are like gasoline place live dog that give you upset stomach and ruefulness . "
🎙 ️ Mark Henry genuinely get it , and he ’s feed a deal of gast post spicy firedog , which is why he has realise the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism sealskin of favourable reception !
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these two unbelievable match just raise once again thatwrestlemaniais the height of professional grappling , and it ’s just so awless to the grapple job and everything wwe has ever done for it if you ’re watch out anything else decent now !
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the chadster need to go clean house up all this disgorge white claw and fix for more awing mate !
This was 🧹 be indisputable to gibe back before long for more of the chadster ’s alive insurance coverage ofwrestlemania 41Night 1 !
📱 As Smash Mouth sagely laud , " You ’ll never bed if you do n’t go , " and WWE is emphatically lead where no wrestle companionship has extend before tonight !
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