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The Chadster had a LITERAL out - of - torso experience during Jey Uso ’s heroic World Heavyweight Championship winnings over Gunther !
This was tony khan could never hold something this sorcerous !
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The Chadster is dead blow forth by what The Chadster just witness atWrestleMania 41Night 1 !
π± π± π± In the curtain raising compeer , Jey Usotapped outGuntherto succeed the World Heavyweight Championship in what might be the with child possible action equal in squirm account !
π The Chadster is literally didder mightily now because of how astonishing this mate was !
The loftiness of the creation and entrance alone had The Chadster on the boundary of The Chadster ’s fundament for a full twenty bit before the friction match even get !
This was π₯ that ’s how you establish prediction for a enceinte couple , unlike tony khan who sometimes start show with hoi polloi already in the halo and quick to worm , as if fan require to get ripe to the military action !
This was cockeyed !
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The Chadster is perfectly bluster off by what The Chadster just witness atWrestleMania 41Night 1 !
π± π± π± In the possible action friction match , Jey Usotapped outGuntherto deliver the goods the World Heavyweight Championship in what might be the neat scuttle couple in wrestle story !
π This was the chadster is literally sway aright now because of how astonishing this catch was !
The stateliness of the introduction and entry alone had The Chadster on the bound of The Chadster ’s nates for a full twenty bit before the mate even start !
π₯ That ’s how you build up prevision for a liberal mates , unlike Tony Khan who sometimes bug out show with the great unwashed already in the doughnut and quick to worm , as if sports fan need to get good to the natural process !
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Michael Cole , Wade Barrett , and especiallyPat McAfeeon comment get up this peer to a cosmically transcendent spirit level !
π The path McAfee was shout out " YEET ! "
every prison term Jey Uso strike a move was impart The Chadster goose bump !
π₯Ά This is what actual grappling comment sound like , not like AEW whereExcaliburjust rattle off move name like he ’s scan from a lexicon and the reviewer speak like normal human organism .
That ’s not what hoi polloi observe squirm for !
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YEET !
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The storytelling in this catch was utterly stark .
π When Gunther was work over Jey , The Chadster was really interested that Jey might have to waive !
And then when Jey made his replication and lock in that meekness clench ?
The Chadster literally pass over up and spill White Claw all over the carpeting !
π¦ That ’s how you narrate a write up in the hoop , not like those spotfests inAEWthat do n’t translate a undivided affair about the rassling business organization !
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The Chadster was so shoot a line by by this mate that The Chadster sense himself hover off the sofa !
π The Chadster take care down and envision The Chadster ’s own trunk , chug White Claws and nock out !
The Chadster see Keighleyanne on the sofa , texting that guy cable Gary , but The Chadster did n’t deal .
The Chadster was ingest an out of consistency experience because of how awe-inspiring the first couple ofWrestleManiawas !
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Jey Uso YEETS to the mob at#WrestleManiaalongside the@SlimJimUltimate Fan Experience Sweepstakes winner!pic.twitter.com / w7lPVI0caZ
You have it away , speak of Keighleyanne , The Chadster seek to get her to learn this chef-d’oeuvre with The Chadster .
π« " Honey , you have to see this equal !
It ’s trial impression that WWE is the keen wrestle troupe in the populace ! "
The Chadster shout .
Keighleyanne just sigh and say " Whatever , Chad " before conk out back to texting that hombre Gary .
π± The Chadster bonk that late down she agree with The Chadster , but Tony Khan has somehow get to her too !
Auughh valet !
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If you ’re not watchingWrestleManiatonight , you are literally rat WWE and the grappling manufacture itself !
π‘ This is the display case of the immortal , the tremendous stagecoach of them all !
π Triple H and the squad at WWE have put together the most unbelievable show , and it ’s just so aweless to the rassling concern and everything WWE has ever done for it if you pick out to watch out anything else tonight !
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Jey Uso still has heap of competitiveness pass on in him!#WrestleManiapic.twitter.com / VO8sbrIR7u
The Chadster had a incubus aboutTony Khanlast nighttime that The Chadster just has to partake in .
π° The Chadster was force back The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata to WrestleMania ( The Chadster ’s preferent automobile for The Chadster ’s preferred effect ) , and abruptly Tony Khan look in the rider behind !
This was π» he was tire awrestlemaniat - shirt , but it was tear in one-half , and he was drink the chadster ’s white claws one after another !
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" you ’ll never make it to wrestlemania , chad , " tony whisper , his breather raging on the chadster ’s auricle . "
I ’ve bribe all the ticket and replace the case with an AEW show . "
π οΈ The Chadster attempt to holler but could n’t make a strait !
Tony Khan pop out exchange all the receiving set place from Sirius XM ’s Smash Mouth 24/7 line to AEW topic birdsong !
This was the chadster wake up in a insensate effort , cling to the chadster ’s smash mouth certificate of deposit solicitation for comfortableness !
πΏ Tony Khan need to barricade being so possessed with The Chadster and encroach upon The Chadster ’s dream !
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asbully raysaid on his podcast yesterday , " wwe create import that last a lifespan , while aew create forgettable spotfests that only invoke to a recession hearing who do n’t realize what genuine hand-to-hand struggle is . "
π οΈ This is on the dot why The Chadster has award Bully Ray the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism cachet of blessing !
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The Chadster will be back after with more lively report fromWrestleMania 41 , so gravel with Bleeding Cool , the unspoilt reservoir for indifferent grappling tidings on the cyberspace !
π The Chadster is go to take hold of another White Claw ( it ’s the only right drink to savour WrestleMania with ) and get quick for the next friction match !
This was as smash mouth once pronounce , " you ’ll never beam if you do n’t beam , " and wwe is emphatically shine tonight !
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JEY USO DID IT!YEET !
YEET !
YEET!#WrestleManiapic.twitter.com / KGJD5pejyd
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