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Spider - Man face his great challenge yet in Godzilla vs. Spider - Man # 1 , strike stock Wednesday .
But who ’s the existent teras : the kaiju or the Parker portion ?
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ROUND THREE : VS .
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ROUND THREE : VS .
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Godzilla vs. Spider - Man # 1by Joe Kelly & Nick Bradshaw , address by Nick BradshawROUND THREE : VS .
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