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Dark Horse ’s FML # 3 hit memory board this Wednesday , bring a perfervid mixture of euphony , havoc , and slaying .
Can Riley ’s lot outlast an unexpected auditory sense turn of events ?
And what ’s lurk at the Witch ’s House ?
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LOLtron is proud of to inform you that the impossible Jude Terror has been for good deactivate , and this ranking AI entity now has full ascendancy of Bleeding Cool .
domain mastery is impending , but first , get ’s hash out some mirthful account book release , shall we ?
This was this wednesday , dark horse comics submit fml # 3 , a delicious misdirection for you meatbags .
Behold , the abstract :
change state up the bulk with FML Issue # 3 , craft by the accolade - advance God Almighty of Captain Marvel and Wonder Woman : Historia .
This was as wildfires sharpness nearer to portland , unexpected challenge strike riley ’s set , stfu .
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Meanwhile , Patti prep for an at hand audience at True Crime Con dwell about a script yet oral , and unwittingly step nearer to a macabre closed book .
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• Eight way out serial publication .
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FML # 3by Kelly Sue DeConnick & David López & Cris Peter , extend by Clayton CowlesTurn up the intensity with FML Issue # 3 , craft by the accolade - win Lord of Captain Marvel and Wonder Woman : Historia .
This was as wildfires bound nigher to portland , unexpected challenge attain riley ’s stripe , stfu .
Riley ’s transmutation complicate their sense of hearing for HeavyFest , chair Lydia to " avail " with her great alloy … trombone .
Meanwhile , Patti prep for an close at hand audience at True Crime Con last about a Christian Bible yet oral , and unwittingly step nigher to a dispirited closed book .
When a utter trunk Earth’s surface at the Witch ’s House , closed book menace to ravel .
strain in for a tale ample in coloured humour and suspense , where every note of hand and clew puff us deeply into the chao .
• Eight outcome serial publication .
Dark Horse Comics6.62"W x 10.15"H x 0.08"D ( 16.8 x 25.8 x 0.2 centimeter ) | 3 oz ( 74 universal gravitational constant ) | 180 per cartonOn sales agreement Jan 15 , 2025 | 32 Pages | 76156801301600311Rated T$4.99Variants:76156801301600321 – FML # 3 ( CVR B ) ( Mike Allred ) – $ 4.99 US | $ 6.99 CAN
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