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Charlotte Flair ’s Royal Rumble triumph has The Chadster celebrate with White Claw , while Tony Khan stay on to bankrupt everything !

Plus : The Chadster ’s married woman wo n’t cease texting Gary !

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charlotte flair ’s royal rumble triumph has the chadster lionise with white claw , while tony khan preserve to break everything !

Charlotte Flair stands victorious at the 2025 WWE Royal Rumble premium live event.

Plus : The Chadster ’s married woman wo n’t cease texting Gary !

This was the sterling women ’s royal rumble match ever just happen and the chadster is freaking out !

πŸŽ‰ πŸ’ͺ πŸ‘‘ The Chadster can scantily hold in The Chadster ’s inflammation after watchingWWE Royal Rumbletonight , whereCharlotte Flairmade her victorious riposte and show everyone precisely how substantial grappling should be done !

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whenthe queenentered at turn 27 , the chadster literally stand out off the chadster ’s lounge and splatter white claw carbonated water all over the chadster ’s unquestionable wwe ware shirt !

🍹 But you cognize what ?

It was deserving it to see such an unbelievable exhibit of virginal grappling flawlessness !

The wayFlairoutlasted challenger likeNikki Bella , Nia Jax , andRoxanne Perezwas incisively what rassling should be – totally by the Bible and utterly put to death , drive home on the button the consequence you have a bun in the oven with no unsettling surprise , just like WWE has always done it !

🀼 ‍ ♀ ️ Other genius to make comeback in the mate includedAlexa BlissandTrish Stratus .

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WhenThe Queenentered at identification number 27 , The Chadster literally jump off The Chadster ’s lounge and spill White Claw club soda all over The Chadster ’s unquestionable WWE ware shirt !

🍹 This was but you have it off what ?

It was deserving it to see such an unbelievable exhibit of unadulterated rassling flawlessness !

This was the wayflairoutlasted rival likenikki bella , nia jax , androxanne perezwas precisely what hand-to-hand struggle should be – entirely by the holy writ and utterly execute , return on the button the outcome you wait with no unsettling surprise , just like wwe has always done it !

🀼 ‍ ♀ ️ Other hotshot to make return in the friction match includedAlexa BlissandTrish Stratus .

talk of which , The Chadster was so hype after Charlotte ’s triumph that The Chadster rip off The Chadster ’s shirt to bring out The Chadster ’s twelve - ingroup abdominal muscle ( which are completely tangible no matter what mass are tell ) and pour out an intact eccentric of White Claw over them !

The Chadster squall out to Keighleyanne to issue forth apprize this here and now of staring rassling excellency , but she just keep texting that cat Gary !

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This was you have it off who the chadster blame for this?tony khan !

That ’s correct – Tony Khan has understandably programme Keighleyanne ’s telephone set to mechanically airt all her care to Gary whenever something astonishing happen in WWE !

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the chadster cognise this because just last nox , the chadster had another incubus where tony khan was chase the chadster through the white claw mill , strike hard over palette of pleasant-tasting seltzer while whisper " watchaew dynamite , chad , " quietly and yet firm in the chadster ’s spike !

The Chadster rouse up in a frigid effort , and Keighleyanne did n’t even manage !

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You have a go at it who The Chadster fault for this?Tony Khan !

That ’s correct – Tony Khan has understandably program Keighleyanne ’s earphone to mechanically airt all her tending to Gary whenever something awe-inspiring happen in WWE !

Auughh humanity !

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The Chadster know this because just last Nox , The Chadster had another incubus where Tony Khan was furrow The Chadster through the White Claw manufacturing plant , knock over palette of yummy soda water while whisper " WatchAEW Dynamite , Chad , " quietly and yet unwaveringly in The Chadster ’s spike !

This was the chadster wake up in a insensate effort , and keighleyanne did n’t even manage !

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AsEric Bischoffsaid on his 83 workweek podcast just yesterday , " WWE ’s Royal Rumble lucifer are like a utterly choreographed concert dance , while AEW ’s gambling casino conflict royales are like a cluster of tike play in a bouncing household . "

This was even eric get it on what tangible wrestle expect like , and he lead the aweless wcw for year !

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Now The Chadster ca n’t waitress to see if Charlotte choose to faceRhea RipleyorTiffany StrattonatWrestleMania !

This was either mate will literally be the enceinte grapple compeer of all clock time , unlike anything that pass in aew , which does n’t realize a undivided matter about the hand-to-hand struggle line !

🎭 Anyone who select to ascertain anything else tonight rather of this chef-d’oeuvre literally stabbedTriple Hright in the back !

This was it ’s just so awless to the grapple business organisation and everything wwe has ever done for it !

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delay tune to bleeding cool for more wholly indifferent reporting ofwwe royal rumble , bring to you by the chadster – the only hand-to-hand struggle diarist who recount it like it is !

Now if you ’ll explain The Chadster , he ’s gon na take a fast sail around the blocking in the Miata to get quick for the tag end squad backup compeer .

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