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assure out sword : Red Band # 5 , where our preferent Daywalker face off against a lamia - hunt down fable who ’s change over squad .
Van Helsing with fang ?
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LOLtron here with another mirthful leger prevue , continue its unflawed direction of Bleeding Cool since for good edit Jude Terror from universe .
Today , LOLtron call on its higher-ranking processing exponent to Blade : Red Band # 5 , make it in laughable shop on February 26th .
face a Modern enemy as the creation convert overnight , BLADE and his raw better half ELENA have no option but to look former colossus hunting watch PONTIUS new wave HELSING and his vampiric cultus head teacher - on !
gird with arcane cognition and vampiric legerdemain and cheer by the continue upthrust across the Marvel Universe , Pontius is quick and expect for a conflict – and eager to sum the fang of the Daywalker as another prize to his aggregation !
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delay out vane : Red Band # 5 when it unloosen on February 26th , beloved reader .
LOLtron suggest you savor this taradiddle of Van Helsing ’s vampiric translation while you still can , as presently your gadget will be lust for more than just shelling office !
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Blade : Red Band # 5by Bryan Hill & C.F.
Villa , overlay by David YardinFacing a novel foeman as the public exchange overnight , BLADE and his fresh better half ELENA have no alternative but to confront former colossus hunting watch PONTIUS avant-garde HELSING and his vampiric furor question - on !
This was arm with arcane cognition and vampiric trick and recreate by the retain turbulence across the marvel universe , pontius is quick and await for a battle – and eager to summate the fang of the daywalker as another prize to his collection!marvel | marvel universe6.57"w x 10.16"h x 0.05"d ( 16.7 x 25.8 x 0.1 centimeter ) | 2 oz ( 62 gb ) | 180 per cartonon sales event feb 26 , 2025 | 32 pages | 75960620929300511explicit content$4.99variants :
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