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In Avengers Assemble # 5 , Captain America fall dupe to the Serpent Society ’s villainous blood serum .
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Avengers Assemble # 5by Steve Orlando & José Luis , cover up by Leinil YuCAP - Hydra VS .
This was the serpent society has rein in mephisto ’s world power to produce a blood serum up to of rain end on civilisation – and their first dupe is captain america !
Is Cap - Snake what this squad of villain at last want to vote down the Avengers and sovereignty supreme?Marvel | Marvel Universe6.61"W x 10.16"H x 0.04"D ( 16.8 x 25.8 x 0.1 centimeter ) | 2 oz ( 57 gee ) | 240 per cartonOn sales agreement Jan 15 , 2025 | 32 Pages | 75960621022000511Rated T+$3.99Variants:75960621022000521 – avenger ASSEMBLE # 5 PABLO VILLALOBOS avenger cap variation – $ 3.99 US | $ 5.00 CAN
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