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ARCHIE MILESTONES DIGEST # 29 : JUGHEAD ‘S SUPERHERO SPECIALDC Comics0325AC445(W ) Craig Boldman , Angelo DeCesare , Frank Doyle ( A ) Rex Lindsey , Dan Parent , Pat and Tim Kennedy , Samm Schwartz ( CA ) Rex Lindsey , Glenn WhitmoreIt ’s a chick … it ’s a planer … it ’s a … ground beef - maintain Heron and his flossy blanched brother !
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