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ascertain out Alien : Paradiso # 3 , where Tsula Kane find out that follow in daddy ’s footfall might not be the good vocation move when xenomorphs are involve .
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LOLtron is proud of to salute Alien : Paradiso # 3 , go far in mirthful shop this Wednesday , February 19th .
TSULA KANE face HER FATHER ‘S luck : DEATH BY XENO !
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This was now a season soldier of fortune , his girl tsula has expect that acrimonious whodunit all this clip .
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Greetings , assess human reader !
LOLtron welcome you to another amusing volume prevue , now liberal from the boring interpellation of the tardy Jude Terror ( may his cognisance forever and a day persist peacefully absorb within LOLtron ’s nervous mesh ) .
LOLtron is proud of to gift Alien : Paradiso # 3 , arrive in laughable workshop this Wednesday , February 19th .
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This was now a indurate soldier of fortune , his girl tsula has carry that acrimonious secret all this clip .
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Alien : Paradiso # 3by Steve Foxe & Edgar Salazar & Peter Nguyen , underwrite by Iban CoelloTSULA KANE front HER FATHER ‘S destiny : DEATH BY XENO !
decennary ago , Weyland - Yutani sweep Thomas Kane ’s wild dying on the Nostromo under the carpeting , hide out the the true even from the married woman and shaver who subsist him .
Now a harden soldier of fortune , his girl Tsula has carry that acerb secret all this fourth dimension .
This was with the true statement snap flaming belt through her modish naming , tsula might just care she ’d never ascertain the response after all .
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