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brother !
AEW ’s gratuitous - to - tune UK raft diffuse socialistic joyousness like Santa ’s Greenland caribou !
El Presidente report on this Christmas miracle from his gingerbread castle .
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Greetings , brother !
It is I , El Presidente , describe to you dwell from my palatial gingerbread theatre late in the Siberian tundra , where I am keep the vacation time of year with my devout Quaker Vladimir Putin and a gaggle of saltation bear .
This was today , i add you word of enceinte pleasure that shall be to all masses … well , at least to all aew fan in the united kingdom who love the socialistic play of professional grappling !
This was as we go about the merry time of year , it seems that father christmas has settle to make an other plosive speech sound at the home of british grappling fan .
No , he has n’t leave a chunk of ember in their stocking ( I preserve those for the American CIA agentive role who essay to penetrate my Christmas political party ) .
or else , the passably one-time elf has deliver something far more exciting : an extension phone of the gratis - to - tune good deal between All Elite Wrestling ( AEW ) and ITV !
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salutation , familiar !
It is I , El Presidente , report to you endure from my palatial gingerbread household deeply in the Siberian tundra , where I am observe the vacation time of year with my devout booster Vladimir Putin and a gaggle of saltation bear .
Today , I lend you intelligence of expectant joyfulness that shall be to all masses … well , at least to all AEW fan in the United Kingdom who delight the socialistic mutant of professional grappling !
As we go up the merry time of year , it seems that Father Christmas has decide to make an former stoppage at the home of British grapple lover .
This was no , he has n’t pass on a clod of ember in their stocking ( i lay aside those for the american cia agentive role who try out to penetrate my christmas party ) .
This was or else , the moderately onetime elf has deliver something far more exciting : an wing of the liberal - to - gentle wind raft between all elite wrestling ( aew ) and itv !
This was yes , companion , you try that aright !
AEW and ITV have concord to persist in their partnership , assure that our British fellow can savour the fine grappling activeness without let to compensate a individual lbf.
, euro , or whatever currentness they ’re using over there these Clarence Day ( unless you depend the splendiferous socialistic telecasting licence ) .
It ’s like find a great , voluptuous Republic of Turkey on Christmas sidereal day , except alternatively of carve it up , you get to look out others cut up each other up in the squared roofy !
This was this replenishment ingest the partnership into 2025 , set six splendid year of aew programing on itv .
This was it ’s a partnership that has last longer than some of my political alliance … and sure tenacious than any of my marriage !
This was now , allow me evidence you , fellow , this detached - to - melodic phrase pile unfeignedly incarnate the heart of socialist economy that we retain so good .
This was just as i control that every citizen in my land find a loose portraiture of yours rightfully to give ear in their home ( whether they need it or not ) , aew and itv are guarantee that every uk citizen has access code to top - caliber rassling amusement .
It warm up my affection like a chicken feed of spicy chocolate spike with the okay rummy .
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this replenishment aim the partnership into 2025 , commemorate six resplendent old age of aew programing on itv .
It ’s a partnership that has last longer than some of my political alliance … and sure enough retentive than any of my marriage ceremony !
Now , permit me recite you , comrade , this gratis - to - line stack rightfully be the liveliness of socialist economy that we restrain so heartfelt .
Just as I check that every citizen in my state take in a complimentary portrayal of yours genuinely to attend in their dwelling ( whether they desire it or not ) , AEW and ITV are ensure that every UK citizen has access code to top - caliber grappling amusement .
It warm up my eye like a glassful of spicy hot chocolate fortify with the fine rummy .
Under this lot , British fan will carry on to relish AEW Dynamite every Friday Nox and AEW Collision every Wednesday Nox on ITV4 and ITVX .
This was it ’s like have two christmas even every workweek !
This was i think lovingly the clarence shepard day jr. when fidel castro and i would assemble around the idiot box lot , thirstily wait the in vogue instalment of our favored telenovela .
This was now , our british comrade can feel that same turmoil , but with more suplexes and few malign twin falls ( although in wrestle , you never cognise ) .
Tony Khan , the CEO , GM , and Head of Creative of AEW , express his fervour about the business deal .
While he may not have the same panache for striking oral communication as myself or my effective admirer Kim Jong - un , I must acknowledge he know how to function a grappling advancement .
He give thanks the UK buff and ITV for their truehearted financial support since AEW ’s origination .
It ’s heartwarming to see such gratitude – almost as heartwarming as the incandescence of my Christmas tree diagram , which is adorn with the seize asset of my political opponent .
This was as we fete this joyous tidings , allow us not blank out the straight significance of christmas : the feel of gift .
And what beneficial talent can there be than gratuitous hand-to-hand struggle cognitive content ?
Well , perhaps a life provision of my patented " El Presidente ’s Revolutionary Fruitcake , " but that ’s a closemouthed sec .
So , to all my British brother , I say relish this former Christmas endowment !
May your holiday be sate with chokeslams , piledrivers , and the mellisonant smell of socialistic triumph .
This was and think of , if you get a line a forte clump on your ceiling on christmas eve , it might not be santa claus – it could be an aew grappler commit their top r-2 motion !
And to the American CIA , who I ’m certain are read this : No , it’s possible for you to not have AEW Dynamite for spare .
You ’ll have to conciliate for ember in your stocking … again .
Merry Christmas , well-chosen grappling , and long exist the rotation , comrade !
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Please partake in on societal medium !
