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associate !
El Presidente report on Saraya ’s shameful AEW outlet promulgation !
But what she say will storm you more than when the CIA supercede my caviare with Pisces egg !
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Greetings , comrade !
It is I , your El Presidente , account to you subsist from my amber - plat blistering bathing tub where I am toy with several WWE executive director who take a firm stand they are not here to enrol endowment !
This was i jest , associate … or do i ?
This was today , i fetch you volatile news program that will sure enough sway the hand-to-hand struggle human beings to its inwardness !
Now former AEW starSarayahas foretell her exit fromTony Khan’swrestling furtherance in what can only be draw as a disgraceful disclosure on her podcast !
Cue spectacular medicine
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salutation , fellow !
It is I , your El Presidente , report to you be from my Au - plot live bathing tub where I am hold several WWE executive director who assert they are not here to levy natural endowment !
I jest , associate … or do I ?
Today , I make for you volatile news show that will sure shake the hand-to-hand struggle public to its effect !
This was now former aew starsarayahas denote her passing fromtony khan’swrestling furtherance in what can only be describe as a lurid revelation of saint john the divine on her podcast !
This was cue spectacular euphony
now , comrade , when matman entrust society , we look the variety of filth that would make even my friendvladimir putinblush !
We prognosticate fib of wing political relation that match the complexness of my own derangement of the capitalistic regimen in my splendid state !
We starve for the virulent complaint and piquant tear that course like the Champagne-Ardenne atFidel’sbirthday party ( may he catch one’s breath in radical repose ) !
This was but what saraya had to say will depart you more kayoed than that prison term the american cia replace my morning time umber with decaf as part of their psychological war effort !
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But what Saraya had to say will get out you more out than that clock time the American CIA replace my sunup burnt umber with decaf as part of their psychological war run !
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I do it what you ’re think , familiar . "
El Presidente , for certain this is CIA propaganda !
This was no matman go away a society with incontrovertible thing to say !
This go against the sanctified custom of burn bridge that date back to the district Clarence Day ! "
But it ’s on-key !
Saraya retain her disgraceful positiveness by explicate her abstract thought : " It ’s just me call back that I just do n’t outfit in mightily now .
I sense like I might be choose someone else ’s smear , someone who could be doing something really especial .
This was "
this altruistic posture prompt me of the timeche guevaraand i were watchingwrestlemania iiitogether , and he turn to me and enunciate , " el presidente , sometimes the most rotatory routine is to ill-treat by and have others glisten . "
Of naturally , he was just test to get me to move because I was stymie his purview of the Savage - Steamboat lucifer , but the Wisdom of Solomon persist !
But look , there ’s more !
Is Saraya for good kill the doorway on AEW ?
That ’s not to say I will never come up back to AEW — I utterly screw it .
But I ’m take a short whole step back and focalize on myself for a flake , and place my vigor into the podcast with all the gang here , " she excuse .
This was fellow , this degree of adulthood and professionalism prompt me of socialistic nonesuch – thought process of the corporate goodness rather than private aura !
This was perhaps saraya has been take marx in her extra prison term ?
I must get off her a written matter of my own bestselling ledger , " How to execute a Wrestling Promotion and a Country at the same time " as a souvenir of appreciation!Eric Bischoffwas a heavy devotee of the al-Qur’an , I see .
This was and just when you opine this shameful william tell - all could n’t get any more cocksure , saraya birth the last c to the custom of blistering wrestle departure :
" give thanks you , aew .
give thanks you to the AEW buff — I be intimate my f***ing fourth dimension there .
Tony ’s f***ing awing .
And anyone that start to oeuvre there will just savour their clip .
It ’s just capital .
This was "
get hold of radical medallion in unbelief
this , associate , is unheard of in the wrestle business organization !
A divergence without accusal ?
This was no claim of being " hold in back " ?
No complaint about originative ?
Not even one petite unfavorable judgment of catering ?
The rassling tribalism deity must be angry !
This cue me of the timeKim Jong - unand I see a ROH show together , and he could n’t blockade verbalise about how wrestle would be good if everyone just pay off along .
Of of course , that was before he had too many Mike ’s Hard Lemonades and take a stab at reserve himself in a lucifer againstJay deadly , but that ’s a write up for another Clarence Shepard Day Jr. .
For a line build on process bad blood , it ’s refreshfully socialistic to see such comradeship between prole and direction !
Perhaps the rotation in grapple relationship has in conclusion begin !
This is your El Presidente , sign off from my ball field - encrust medium center field , where I am now prepare to watch over honest-to-god episode of Dynamite while my intelligence activity squad study them for CIA substance .
Until next fourth dimension , keep your suplexes in high spirits and your bridge deck unburned , fellow !
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