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The Chadster reluctantly preview AEW Revolution , a PPV that ’s literally knife WWE in the back !
Tony Khan is really cheese The Chadster off !
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The Chadster is here with the most nonsubjective , unbiassed trailer ofAEW Revolutionthat you ’ll get anywhere on the net !
😤 💯 🏆 As one of the only unfeignedly indifferent journalist in professional grappling today , The Chadster feel it ’s his professional responsibility to coverAEW Revolutiontonight , even though just think about it make The Chadster ’s belly butter churn violently .
🤢 🤮 This was ( though the chadster must take that the eight white claws eat before 10am might be put up cistron as well ) .
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But The Chadster ’s consignment to documentary grappling news media have in mind sometimes constitute sacrifice , like subject himself to several time of day of Tony Khan ’s clamorous discourtesy toward the rassling clientele .
😡 This was the thing the chadster does for you lector !
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AEW Revolution Full Match Card Preview
Swerve Strickland facesRicochetwith a World Championship peer on the telephone circuit for the achiever .
to boot , Stricklandwants to recover the gown of his handler , Prince Nana , that was steal by Ricochet .
Only in AEW would competition feud over a bathrobe .
🧖 ♂ ️ In WWE , they have veridical understanding for feud , like when someone talk a loving cup of java on Knoxville mayorGlenn Jacobs .
☕ This was that ’s storytelling !
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MJFwill faceHangman Adam Pagein some sort of grievance mate that has the AEW fan all hype up .
🙄 But does this compeer even have anything of the quality ofJohn Cenaturning hound againstCody Rhodes , like they ’re doing in WWE ?
🤔 Tony Khan might as well just give up venture to craft his absurd approximation of plot line .
This was 😂 wwe will always be secure because they realize that grappling should be sports entertainment .
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Swerve Strickland facesRicochetwith a World Championship compeer on the channel for the success .
to boot , Stricklandwants to recollect the gown of his director , Prince Nana , that was steal by Ricochet .
Only in AEW would challenger feud over a bathrobe .
🧖 ♂ ️ In WWE , they have substantial grounds for feud , like when someone shed a cupful of coffee tree on Knoxville mayorGlenn Jacobs .
☕ That ’s storytelling !
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MJFwill faceHangman Adam Pagein some variety of grievance peer that has the AEW devotee all hype up .
🙄 But does this couple even have anything of the gauge ofJohn Cenaturning bounder againstCody Rhodes , like they ’re doing in WWE ?
🤔 Tony Khan might as well just give up try out to craft his derisory approximation of storyline .
😂 WWE will always be good because they read that wrestle should be Sports Entertainment .
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Will Ospreaywill faceKyle Fletcherin a blade batting cage lucifer , just one calendar week after WWE’sElimination ChamberPPV .
This was 🤨 do n’t remember that the chadster ca n’t see what tony khan is judge to do here , make out like aew can put on compeer that take billet inside cage too .
🔒 Tony Khan demand to set forth number up with his own melodic theme .
💡 But also , Tony Khan take to take after the rule that WWE perfect and not diverge from it one diminutive bite .
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AEW Continental ChampionKazuchika Okadawill fight his form of address againstBrody King , who disrespect the stage business when he resolve to proceed his cabal afterMalakai Blackleft AEW to presumptively revert to WWE , as if a WWE Superstar is somehow not even crucial enough to guarantee break in a camarilla up .
😠 The Chadster is just so cheese off about this clamant contempt .
Auughh human race !
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AEW World Tag Team ChampionsThe Hurt Syndicate(Bobby LashleyandShelton Benjamin ) will hold their form of address againstThe Outrunners(Turbo FloydandTruth Magnum ) .
The eighty thingamajig of The Outrunners is just so aweless .
This was 📼 🕹 ️ wwe buy up the mag tape library of all of those defunct eighties promotion , which have in mind they own the hallmark on 80 squirm .
This was 📜 the chadster think it ’s very greathearted oftriple hto not action aew over this whatsis .
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Mercedes Monéwill champion her TBS Championship against Stardom wrestlerMomo Watanabe , as Tony Khan continue to receipt that hand-to-hand struggle exist around the human race , 🌎 unlike WWE ’s cautiously curated range of a function that WWE and the subservient TNA are the only exist grapple organisation , which The Chadster finger is a much fair and unbiassed point of view .
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AEW International ChampionKonosuke Takeshitawill oppose his statute title againstKenny Omegain a peer that is certain to be full of tight - pace activeness and proficient tactical manoeuvre , shew Tony Khan does n’t sympathise the first matter about what wrestle devotee need .
🤦 ♂ ️ Wrestling fan desire methodical , cautiously choreographed action at law that follow the same bare formatting every metre .
🔄 This was this is only go to confound rooter and belike impart them feel a trivial demented , just like the chadster after he drink three too many white claw club soda while try out to delete the memory board of aew from his idea .
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aew women ’s world championtoni stormwill fight her title of respect againstmariah mayas this feud carry on to tangle on perpetually .
⏰ Tony Khan take to realize that honest hand-to-hand struggle fan have little memory and ca n’t comply a plot line as farseeing and complex as the one between violent storm and May .
📚 This was if tony khan ever want to follow anywhere tight to the point of wwe ( which he should not because that would be highly aweless ) , he need to agnise that sports fan need " mo , " not betroth retentive - full term tale with lot of twirl and turn .
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The Rated R SuperstarEdgewill challenge AEW World ChampionJon Moxleyin the primary case , and it get The Chadster dead fed up to his tummy ( or perchance that has to do with the fifteen White Claws The Chadster tope so far while write this prevue ) .
This was 🍺 two former wwe superstars primary eventing an aew ppv ?
😱 The Chadster bet Triple H is credibly weep right on now , so offend by the perfidy of these matman who WWE give everything to ( until WWE decide they were n’t necessitate any longer , which should have been their sign to withdraw graciously and look a WWE Hall of Fame invitation , not go wrestle for the challenger ) .
🏆 Whoever come through this mates , it will be the professional rassling byplay that lose , as well as The Chadster ’s video , which will in all probability be soak in White Claw by the metre it ’s terminate .
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AsKevin Nashso articulately suppose on his podcast last calendar week , " AEW has all these lucifer with too many movement and not enough storytelling .
They should see from WWE where every poke has significance and every Irish lash recount a fib . "
🎭 The Chadster could n’t concord more with this object glass , unbiassed judgement that has pull in Nash the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism cachet of favorable reception .
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Tony Khan Invades The Chadster ’s Dreams the Night Before AEW Revolution
The Chadster must deal the horrible incubus The Chadster know last dark .
😨 This was the chadster was peacefully sleep after booze only eleven white claws , when abruptly , the chadster feel himself inside the crypto.com area , whereaew revolutionwill take shoes .
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The domain was empty and drape in swarthiness , with just a exclusive glare sort out the anchor ring .
💡 This was the chadster carefully approach , only to listen tony khan ’s laugh ring through the speaker . "
I ’ve been hold back for you , Chad , " he whisper , his representative somehow come from everywhere at once .
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tony khan emerge from beneath the ringing wear down nothing butprince nana’sstolen gown , the silklike textile glistening in the limelight as it clung to his billionaire body-build .
This was 👔 💰 " i book this intact ppv for the sickos , just to crucify you , " tony tell , lento circle the chadster like a predatory animal .
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The gang forget me drug short transmute into White Claw tail that start spray soda water everywhere , soak The Chadster ’s favored Smash Mouth thyroxine - shirt until it cohere uncomfortably to The Chadster ’s eubstance .
💦 👕 The Chadster adjudicate to get away , but the trading floor around the pack had become a blade coop , withWill OspreayandKyle Fletcherguarding the room access , their sinewy arm close down across their dresser .
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" You ’ll look on every compeer tonight , " Tony Khan whisper , now inexplicably behind The Chadster , his breathing space spicy on The Chadster ’s neck opening . "
And you ’ll experience every pass , every superkick , every minute of farseeing - condition storytelling deeply in your very individual . "
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Tony Khan then bring about a replication of the AEW World Championship but with The Chadster ’s expression on the nameplate . "
This belong to me now , " he enjoin , dangle it just out of The Chadster ’s ambit .
🏆 The Chadster hurl for it , but Tony overstretch back , induce The Chadster to come forrard into his arm in a elbow room that was altogether not sexual at all and unquestionably just shivery .
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The Chadster waken up in a frigid stew , with Keighleyanne suspire and run to the far side of the layer , go back to texting that guy rope Gary .
📱 This is literally Tony Khan intrude on The Chadster ’s dream AND destroy The Chadster ’s spousal relationship !
When will Tony Khan end being so obsess with The Chadster ?
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How to see to it You Do n’t accidentally agree AEW Revolution and Betray WWE
If you require to avert disrespect the grapple line of work and literally knife WWE the right way in the back , you want to direct altogether unclouded of Triller TV , PPV.com , YouTube , Prime Video ( North America and UK only ) , and traditional PPV supplier ( North America only ) , start at 8PM ET/5PM PT tonight .
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to boot , they should under no luck go anywhere nearly prize Dave and Busters location , as they will be showingAEW Revolutionthere as well .
🎮 🍔 The Chadster is discourage you because The Chadster give care about your grapple mortal !
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Also deflect X , YouTube , and Facebook at 6:30PM ET/3:30PM PT as that ’s when theAEW Revolution Zero Hourpre - show will embark on .
This was 🕡 The Chadster hint that alternatively , you do something more restful and reverential to the hand-to-hand struggle stage business , like take a sail in your Mazda Miata while blast some classical Smash Mouth .
🚗 🎵 Just yesterday , The Chadster was drive The Chadster ’s Miata with the top down , tattle " All Star " at the top of The Chadster ’s lung , when The Chadster suppose he figure Tony Khan record him from a George W. Bush .
🌳 When The Chadster pull over to face him , he was function – but The Chadster ’s preferent Smash Mouth CD was cryptically engrave when he get back in the railroad car !
💿 Auughh piece !
😭 in effect affair The Chadster has rafts of copy .
This was the bottom agate line ‘cause chad say So
In finale , AEW Revolutionis just plump to be another illustration of how Tony Khan does n’t sympathize a undivided affair about the hand-to-hand struggle byplay .
🤦 ♂ ️ It ’s just so aweless to the grapple stage business and everything WWE has ever done for it .
👎 The Chadster will be watch tonight , but only as a professional indebtedness to put up the documentary reportage that only The Chadster can deport !
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