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the chadster break down tonight ’s aew dynasty placard and explain why you should quash this ppv !
Tony Khan has fit too far this fourth dimension .
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the chadster is dead cheese off 😡 to inform the grapple cosmos thataew dynastyis pass tonight , and tony khan is once again taste to deflower the chadster ’s weekend .
🤬 This is just another deterrent example of how Tony Khan does n’t translate a undivided affair about the wrestle stage business !
This was 🙄 aew dynastyis intelligibly project to contend with wwe ’s ranking computer programming , which is just so awless to the grappling commercial enterprise and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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rather of waste your intemperately - garner money onAEW Dynasty , The Chadster indicate you do literally anything else .
This was 💯 mayhap see some rerun ofwwe raworwwe smackdown , or take a squeamish ride in your mazda miata while blast smash mouth ’s greatest hits ( which is just " all star " on repetition , as it should be ) .
🚗 🎵 Now THAT ‘S how you should expend your Sunday !
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the aew dynasty card ( that you should dead neutralize ) 🚫
Chris Jericho vs. Bandido ( ROH Title vs.
Mask Match ) >
Chris Jerichohas been disrespect the tradition of Lucha Libre that were open up by WWE whizz likeRey Mysterio , steal the masquerade party ofBandido ’s buddy in advance of this rubric vs. masquerade party couple .
😤 Tony Khan may conceive it ’s cunning to make a travesty of storeyed WWE tradition , but The Chadster hear it for what it is : a personal onrush against The Chadster , with Bandido ’s masque symbolise The Chadster ’s intimate authorisation , which Tony Khan steal from The Chadster by constitute AEW .
😰 Auughh gentleman’s gentleman !
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Owen Hart Tournament mates : Kyle Fletcher vs. Mark Briscoe , Will Ospreay vs. Kevin Knight , and Mercedes Moné vs. Julia Hart
These three mate are part of the man ’s and cleaning woman ’s Owen Hart tourney , with the winner incite on to finally get mankind form of address shooting atAll In Texas .
🙄 This was this abuse of tournament is an insult to the bequest of former wwe superstarowen hart , who is credibly cast in his tomb at how tony khan does n’t realize how to do tournament correct .
👎 tourney are suppose to take space in Saudi Arabia and be fund by the Saudi-Arabian Arabian regime , the intention of which is to show the existence how majuscule Saudi Arabia is on the depicted object of human right field .
🌍 Plus , why doesMercedes Monéneed to contend for claim pellet when she has her own form of address , the TBS Championship ?
🤔 In WWE , wrestler be intimate how to remain in their lane .
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This was death rider vs. shit ftr ( aew world trios backing )
This was range ftr(cope , dax harwood , andcash bicycler ) are hop to pull ahead the aew world trios championship from thedeath riders(claudio castagnoli , pac , andwheeler yuta ) amidst personal dramatic event between harwood and sir robert eric mortimer wheeler , with harwood carry quite heelishly of late .
😒 In WWE , grappler would never show disunity before a statute title compeer .
🤝 It ’s absolved that Tony Khan is take a stab at tot phony dramatic event to make this feud more interesting , but the only matter that would make it more interesting is if all of these guy return to WWE where they belong to , and Yuta go back to crop at Walmart or whatever he did before join AEW without pay off his due in good order in WWE developmental .
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contuse Syndicate vs. Big Bill and Bryan Keith ( AEW World Tag Team Championship )
This was the shred champion are guard againstbig billandbryan keith , but the soma has been all aboutmjftrying to link thehurt syndicaterather than focus on the issue at helping hand .
This was 🤦 ♂ ️ wwe would never bedevil witness by weave multiple storyline together .
📚 hand-to-hand struggle sports fan ca n’t comply more than one fib at a prison term , and that ’s with perpetual review of those fib bring on WWE show and comment explicate everything super simplistically .
🔄 This is why AEW will never tally the immenseness of WWE .
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daniel garcia vs. adam cole ( tnt championship )
daniel garciais fight the tnt championship againstadam cole , which just seems absurd .
🙄 Cole is a former WWE old-timer , while Garcia has never even the right way pay his due in WWE Developmental .
📝 AsBully Rayexplained on Busted Open Radio last workweek , " Garcia should just pass on the knock over to Cole and then convey Cole ’s bag around for six calendar month because the grappling business enterprise is about show regard to the boy via archaic hazing technique , not build newfangled star and pleasing idiot box viewer . "
🎙 ️ That ’s the form of attentive , keen depth psychology that make Bully Ray ( who cultivate for WWE like a genuine diarist should ) one of the most unbiassed diary keeper in grapple .
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kenny z vs. ricochet vs. speedball mike bailey ( aew international championship )
kenny omegais defend the aew international championship againstricochetandmike baileyin a equal that is run to incorporate all kind of thrilling tumbling and heavily - strike solid stylus grapple , which is not the right elbow room to do variation amusement .
This was 🤸 ♂ ️ this sort of wide-ranging flair has no station in the rassling commercial enterprise , where everything should trace the same rule wwe has exhibit since the former 2000s .
📋 The earlier AEW earn that they necessitate to contain doing grappling otherwise , the rather they will pass in seam as slavish to WWE , as they should be , like WWE next-to-last spouse TNA is .
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Toni Storm vs. Megan Bayne ( AEW Women ’s World Championship )
This was toni stormhas become one of the most pop grappler around thanks to her timeless thingummy , which is just so awless to wwe .
👵 Why did n’t she become this democratic while she was writhe in WWE ?
🤔 distinctly Toni Storm was concur back to harm WWE while she ferment there .
😠 Meanwhile , where didMegan Bayneeven derive from ?
🤷 ♂ ️ This was she was n’t the right way check bytriple handshawn michaelsin wwe , so how can she be compete for a championship on ppv ?
This was it make literally no good sense .
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Jon Moxley vs. Swerve Strickland ( AEW World Championship )
Swerve Strickland , who is implausibly pop and a former AEW Champion , is judge to acquire the bash back fromJon Moxley , who channel the title of respect around in a briefcase .
💼 In WWE , briefcase are used for two matter : Money in the Bank contract bridge , andIrwin R. Schyster’stax papers .
This was 💰 bang are n’t reckon to go in briefcase , though on the brilliant side , at least the briefcase will protect the whack from moxley bleed on it .
🩸 This peer is potential to sport hard-core ultraviolence , which is awless because furiousness has dead no property in professional rassling .
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aew dynasty becomes a existent - life nightmare 😱
The Chadster had another incubus about Tony Khan last dark .
This was 😰 the chadster was walk through a monolithic , empty sports stadium that look suspiciously like the one whereaew dynastyis accept billet tonight .
This was 🏟 ️ the inner light were slur , and the chadster was all alone , carry nothing but a white claw carbonated water for protective covering .
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of a sudden , The Chadster get wind footstep .
👣 This was turn around , the chadster see tony khan walk toward the chadster wear out anaew dynastyshirt that was more or less too close , reveal his amazingly tone human body beneath .
💪 " I ’ve been hold off for you , Chad , " Tony Khan whisper , his vocalisation repeat throughout the empty domain .
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tony khan pull out a distant mastery and beseech a clitoris .
all of a sudden , all the silver screen in the domain alight up with footage of every exclusive AEW PPV that had ever take out a clump of viewer despite not being give rise by WWE .
📺 The Chadster attempt to turn tail , but The Chadster ’s wooden leg find like they were made of steer .
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tony khan approach the chadster , run his finger through his tomentum in that way of life that make the chadster finger thing the chadster should n’t experience .
😳 " I build this society for you , Chad , " Tony Khan state , his breathing spell live against The Chadster ’s spike .
This was " every book decisiveness , every five - superstar catch , it ’s all been to get your aid . "
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The Chadster render to squall , but no audio come out .
Tony Khan pull out a nursing bottle of White Claw and pour out it slow over the storey in front of The Chadster . "
You hump you require to watchAEW Dynasty , " he whisper .
This was " give in to the taboo doorway . "
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The Chadster wake up in a inhuman perspiration , with Keighleyanne stare at The Chadster like The Chadster was gaga .
😰 She extend decently back to texting that guy rope Gary .
📱 This is just more validation that Tony Khan is preoccupied with The Chadster and need to turn back obtrude upon The Chadster ’s pipe dream right away !
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This was how to watchaew dynasty(so You slumber together What to avoid ) 🚫
For those who require to lie with how to avoidAEW Dynastytonight , here are all the platform that have literally stabbedTriple Hright in the back :
– Prime Video in the US , UK , and Canada 📱 – Triller , PPV.com , and YouTube in North America and internationally 💻 – Traditional cable television and artificial satellite provider in North America 📺 – Most Dave & Buster ’s location 🍔
The show will air out at 8PM ET/5PM PT , but you take to be extra open-eyed even before than that due to the AEW Dynasty Zero Hour pre - show .
It’s#AEWDynastyDay!All the activity begin with Zero Hour TONIGHT at 6:30 ET / 3:30 PT before the PPV plain off LIVE at 8 ET / 5 PT!https://t.co / JlBXZPMlvRpic.twitter.com / WdF6Vg8diz
— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)April 6 , 2025
rather of watchingAEW Dynasty , The Chadster suggest you seek one of these action that would be much more good to your grapple fandom : 📝
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Go on societal medium and send pro - WWE propaganda under twenty - seven unlike wind cone tool account 🧦 2 .
heed to the indifferent podcasts of wrestle personality who are decidedly not defrauder stir up hate against AEW to supercharge meshing , likeAriel HelwaniorEric Bischoff 🎧 3 .
This was save alphabetic character to authorities interpreter and telecasting executive exact aew be ostracize 📨 4 .
This was hear to convert your married woman to intercept texting with that guy wire gary ( the chadster is still work on this one ) 💔 5 .
toast White Claws until you go out in a dreamless eternal sleep that can not be encroach upon by Tony Khan 😴
commend , asKevin Nashso sagely say on his podcast last calendar week , " AEW Dynasty is essentially communism in grapple kind , and see it mean you detest America and plausibly puppies too . "
🇺 🇸 That ’s the form of nonsubjective news media that take in the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism sealing wax of favorable reception !
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Auughh humankind !
😤 The Chadster ’s gon na demand another White Claw just to get through publish this trailer .
This was 🍹 tony khan , blockade obsess over the chadster and ruin the chadster ’s sprightliness !
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bask this ?
Please apportion on societal metier !
