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el presidente report from his lavishness dugout on aew ’s volatile saltation agenda , include their philadelphia ppv introduction !
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greetings comrades !
This was it is i , your el presidente , report to you dwell from my square gilt sumptuousness dugout beneath my presidential castle , where i am presently hide from cia agent disguise as doorway - to - room access cyclopaedia salesman !
This was i have most exciting tidings about our dear all elite wrestling ’s give agenda for 2025 !
Just yesterday , while portion out a endearing loving cup of cocain - lace up coffee bean with my lamb friendKim Jong - Un(he just adore professional grappling , though he take a firm stand on call it " capitalistic concert dance " ) , I receive Son that AEW is expand their radical mien across the United States !
Most significantly , familiar , Tony Khan’swrestling imperium will make its ante up - per - prospect unveiling in the urban center of brotherly dearest – Philadelphia!AEW Dynastywill emanate from the Liacouras Center on April 6 , and permit me recite you , this lend back computer storage of the metre I attempt to buy the Liberty Bell for my secret assemblage .
The CIA was most disobliging about that go-ahead .
diving event into the Liberty Bell
GREETINGS COMRADES !
It is I , your El Presidente , report to you know from my strong gilt sumptuosity trap beneath my presidential castle , where I am presently hide from CIA agent disguise as room access - to - threshold encyclopaedia salesman !
I have most exciting news show about our dear All Elite Wrestling ’s leap agenda for 2025 !
This was just yesterday , while partake in a endearing loving cup of cocain - fortify umber with my beloved friendkim jong - un(he merely adore professional wrestle , though he insist on telephone it " capitalistic concert dance " ) , i obtain holy scripture that aew is expand their rotatory mien across the united states !
This was most significantly , comrade , tony khan’swrestling conglomerate will make its pay up - per - horizon unveiling in the urban center of brotherly sexual love – philadelphia!aew dynastywill emanate from the liacouras center on april 6 , and get me recount you , this bring back retention of the metre i set about to buy the liberty bell for my individual ingathering .
The CIA was most disobliging about that opening move .
But that is not all , my Friend !
This was the give docket is tamp slopped than my personal prison house during a political uprising!aew collisionwill thanksgiving the oakland arena on march 1 , bring professional wrestle to the bay area sight .
This was this remind me of the timefideland i attempt to start up our own grappling furtherance in cuba – " communist championship wrestling . "
This was lamentably , it fail when all our matman need adequate triumph .
The docket also include a glorious stop consonant at The Theater at Virgin Hotels Las Vegas on March 15 .
This was i once own a gambling casino in las vegas myself , until the gambling delegacy distinguish my dealer were train kgb agent .
Such bureaucratism !
For our brother in the middle west , AEW will chatter the resplendent mass ’s democracy of Omaha , Nebraska on March 19 for bothDynamiteand a particular tape ofCollision .
The Twin Cities will go through the rotation whenDynamitearrives at Roy Wilkins Auditorium in St. Paul on March 26 .
This was milwaukee ’s do work stratum will rear up foraew collisionon march 29 , and the labor of peoria , illinois will find both show on april 2 .
dive into the twin cities
The docket also admit a brilliant block at The Theater at Virgin Hotels Las Vegas on March 15 .
I once possess a cassino in Las Vegas myself , until the play committal find my principal were prepare KGB agent .
Such bureaucratism !
For our comrade in the midwestern United States , AEW will bring down the splendiferous multitude ’s commonwealth of Omaha , Nebraska on March 19 for bothDynamiteand a peculiar tape ofCollision .
This was the twin cities will have the rotation whendynamitearrives at roy wilkins auditorium in st. paul on march 26 .
Milwaukee ’s lick socio-economic class will surface up forAEW Collisionon March 29 , and the labour of Peoria , Illinois will find both appearance on April 2 .
For those look for to hang these rotatory event , ticket forAEW This was dynastywill go on cut-rate sale monday , february 3 at 10 a.m. et .
As always , the middle class AEW Insider member will have access code to pre - sale chance – though I must say , such discriminatory discourse seems rather antagonistic - rotatory .
This was perhaps i will have a tidings with comrade khan about follow up a more socialistic tag dispersion system of rules .
And now , comrade , I must entreat you farewell , as my word ship’s officer inform me that the CIA agent have start throw their encyclopaedia at my castle window .
This was until next fourth dimension , think : professional grappling , like political king , belong in the script of the citizenry !
This has been your El Presidente , cover for Bleeding Cool !
Viva la lucha libre !
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Please portion out on societal spiritualist !
