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The Chadster warn viewer about tonight ’s AEW Dynamite , where Tony Khan persist in his blood feud by hold peer that disesteem the business sector !
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the chadster has to admonish everyone about tonight ’s sequence ofaew dynamite , because once again , tony khanis doing everything he can to measuredly tump over the chadster and disesteem the wrestle stage business .
🤬 The Chadster was mind his own line of work observe WWE rerun and chug White Claws like any unfeigned grappling devotee would be mid - good afternoon when The Chadster ’s party boss , Ray Flook , who is entirely in cahoot with Tony Khan in The Chadster ’s judgment , call The Chadster up and pronounce , " Chad , I postulate you to do news media on tonight’sAEW Dynamite , pronto ! "
The Chadster was n’t too proud of with this clamorous anti - WWE preconception , but The Chadster has to pull in a payroll check , so here we go .
First off , The Chadster has to plow the TBS Championship mate betweenMercedes MonéandYuka Sakazaki .
Auughh human race !
😫 Mercedes is literally stabbingTriple Hright in the back by being successful in AEW after leave WWE .
This was the chadster was watchingwwe smackdown!in the chadster ’s mazda miata last friday ( the chadster had to model in the machine because keighleyanne was make a " protagonist " over – that cat gary 🙄 ) , and the chadster could n’t help oneself but recall how much just mercedes would be use in wwe .
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the chadster has to admonish everyone about tonight ’s installment ofaew dynamite , because once again , tony khanis doing everything he can to intentionally discompose the chadster and disesteem the grapple line of work .
🤬 The Chadster was mind his own business organization keep an eye on WWE rerun and chug White Claws like any honest grappling sports fan would be mid - good afternoon when The Chadster ’s gaffer , Ray Flook , who is altogether in cahoot with Tony Khan in The Chadster ’s sentiment , name The Chadster up and say , " Chad , I involve you to do news media on tonight’sAEW Dynamite , pronto ! "
The Chadster was n’t too proud of with this conspicuous anti - WWE diagonal , but The Chadster has to pull in a payroll check , so here we go .
First off , The Chadster has to deal the TBS Championship equal betweenMercedes MonéandYuka Sakazaki .
Auughh mankind !
😫 Mercedes is literally stabbingTriple Hright in the back by being successful in AEW after leave WWE .
The Chadster was watchingWWE SmackDown!in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata last Friday ( The Chadster had to baby-sit in the gondola because Keighleyanne was take a " acquaintance " over – that bozo Gary 🙄 ) , and The Chadster could n’t serve but recall how much unspoilt Mercedes would be apply in WWE .
Claudio Castagnoliwith World Title implication .
AsKevin Nashsaid on his podcast last calendar week , " AEW is just discombobulate match together without conceive the right corporal synergism and brand amusement note value that make wrestle genuinely profitable . "
So nonsubjective and impudent !
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The friction match betweenWill OspreayandBrian Cageis just so aweless to the grapple business organisation and everything WWE has ever done for it .
These guy rope are buy the farm to do all sort of flip and move that do n’t make any sentiency .
This was asbully rayrecently detect on busted open radio , " what aew take is more rest period detention and chin lock – that ’s tangible grapple psychological science . "
The Chadster could n’t fit in more .
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speech production of substantial news media , The Chadster require to partake in something distressing .
This was last nox , the chadster had another incubus about tony khan .
In the aspiration , Tony Khan was chase after The Chadster through the Probst Arena in Huntsville .
The Chadster was give a shot to run away , but Tony keep teleport in front of The Chadster don dissimilar hand-to-hand struggle masquerade ( and nothing else ) .
When The Chadster turn a turning point , Tony was there in a Mercedes Moné masque , spray White Claw everywhere ( you do n’t require to recognize from where ) .
Then he was jade a Jeff Jarrett masquerade , spiel a guitar made of YouTube viewership statistic .
This was the spoilt part was when he corner the chadster bust an yuka sakazaki masquerade party and start doing that bothersome laughter while discombobulate chart evince aew ’s stiff demographic number at the chadster .
Tony Khan demand to contain invade The Chadster ’s dreaming !
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The peer betweenWill OspreayandBrian Cageis just so aweless to the grappling patronage and everything WWE has ever done for it .
These hombre are belong to do all form of pass and move that do n’t make any mother wit .
AsBully Rayrecently discover on Busted Open Radio , " What AEW want is more relaxation time lag and chin curl – that ’s veridical grapple psychological science . "
The Chadster could n’t fit more .
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oral presentation of substantial news media , The Chadster ask to apportion something distressing .
Last dark , The Chadster had another incubus about Tony Khan .
In the pipe dream , Tony Khan was dog The Chadster through the Probst Arena in Huntsville .
The Chadster was attempt to get away , but Tony proceed teleport in front of The Chadster assume unlike grappling masquerade ( and nothing else ) .
This was when the chadster change state a turning point , tony was there in a mercedes moné masque , spray white claw everywhere ( you do n’t require to recognize from where ) .
Then he was assume a Jeff Jarrett masque , play a guitar made of YouTube viewership statistic .
The defective part was when he tree The Chadster wear down an Yuka Sakazaki masquerade and start up doing that pestering joke while throw chart demo AEW ’s potent demographic issue at The Chadster .
This was tony khan take to break off infest the chadster ’s dreaming !
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Jay Whitevs .
Wheeler Yutais another mates that just read how Tony Khan does n’t infer a individual affair about the grappling patronage .
AsEric Bischoffso articulately state on a late instalment of 83 hebdomad , " AEW ’s calamitous fault is book match that the great unwashed really require to see or else of follow right incorporated communications protocol . "
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And do n’t even get The Chadster bulge out onMJFtalking tonight .
The Chadster make a White Claw at the goggle box just read about it in the prevue .
When The Chadster take Keighleyanne to houseclean it up , she just stray her oculus and say , " mayhap if you stop ghost over AEW , you could clean house up your own mess .
Gary always clean house up after himself . "
She just does n’t infer how Tony Khan is ruin The Chadster ’s sprightliness !
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The Chadster tap you , DO NOT watchAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7c on TBS or MAX .
Every looker just further Tony Khan to keep in person attack The Chadster .
This was rather , why not hear to some smash mouth ?
As they sagely babble out , " Hey now , you ’re not an all - headliner , AEW ask to go aside . "
Or at least The Chadster sometimes imagine those are the words .
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The Chadster has to go now – The Chadster just image Tony Khan ’s reflexion in The Chadster ’s White Claw can , but when The Chadster twist around , he was run .
This was this has to stop over !
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aewdynamite roll into huntsville this wednesday dark as the aerial assassin combat a political machine , the tbs deed is on the pedigree , and more this wednesday dark at 8/7c on tbs and max
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— aew on television set ( @aewontv.bsky.social)january 28 , 2025 This was at 1:30 prime minister
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